View Full Version : Why the fuck is the Kool Aid man wearing pants?
schnitzel_bob
July 30th, 2007, 10:36 PM
Seriously, lets compare:
Old Kool Aid man:
(http://www.freeimagehosting.net/)
New Kool Aid man:
[IMG]http://img164.imagevenue.com/loc1109/th_57088_NE0401013e043_122_1109lo.jpg (http://img164.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=57088_NE0401013e043_122_1109lo.jpg)
Why the fuck does he need pants? He's a jar! He's a goddamned jar for Christ's sake!
Hobbes874
July 30th, 2007, 11:05 PM
Bet he has a huge package.
RAY16
July 30th, 2007, 11:14 PM
How dare you! That... that HEATHEN has been corrupting the minds of our children by bursting through walls completely naked for far too long! Walls that he doesn't even have the sense to pay for the repairs to despite being the one that caused the damage!
I for one am glad that he's been forced to put some clothes on so that future generations can be safe from his perverse activities. If they could do something about his bad habit of bursting through walls that would be even better, but I suppose getting him clothed is better than nothing at all.
tisl
July 31st, 2007, 05:50 AM
Well, my theory is that Americans have gotten so stupid that they need to give him such features so they aren't confused by the concept of a talking beverage.
ihateyou
August 2nd, 2007, 11:38 PM
How dare you! That... that HEATHEN has been corrupting the minds of our children by bursting through walls completely naked for far too long! Walls that he doesn't even have the sense to pay for the repairs to despite being the one that caused the damage!
I for one am glad that he's been forced to put some clothes on so that future generations can be safe from his perverse activities. If they could do something about his bad habit of bursting through walls that would be even better, but I suppose getting him clothed is better than nothing at all. i lol'd.
The real reason he has pants now is pretty simple.. He's a sugar-packed fruit drink so he hangs around kids alot. I'm sure he got accused of being a pedophile and had to clean up his act.
LittleChief
August 2nd, 2007, 11:46 PM
Bet he has a huge package.
Yup.
http://img480.imageshack.us/img480/3096/koolaidkv7.jpg
wmgreer
August 3rd, 2007, 10:50 AM
Yup.
http://img480.imageshack.us/img480/3096/koolaidkv7.jpg
I don't think I'll ever be able to make my kids Kool Aid agian after seeing that!! lol
Hobbes874
August 3rd, 2007, 01:14 PM
Yup.
http://img480.imageshack.us/img480/3096/koolaidkv7.jpg
My childhood, you are killing it.
LittleChief
August 3rd, 2007, 02:38 PM
Goal: Achieved
burnart
August 3rd, 2007, 03:04 PM
My childhood, you are killing it.
thats a pretty sucky childhood
Hobbes874
August 3rd, 2007, 04:03 PM
thats a pretty sucky childhood
Ur face is sucky