how old were you the first time you stuck a finger up your asshole

[Roq]

hey lets hear it

[Hobbes874]

Couple days ago.

[RAY16]

You're trying to be funny, but it's not working.

[absolute_deviation]

my asshole is a virgin

[man o beer]

The doctor de-virginized my asshole about 5 years ago.

[iha‏teyou]

Hah, you only had it happen once. Try having a bowel problem, they'll stick their fingers in your ass for no reason. I don't get the point of sticking your finger into the patient's anus and ripping at the walls of it just to see how much it hurts..

[Cheddar]

You know, once you're 30 years old+, you pretty much need to have a doctor annually stick his fingers up your ass.

Prostate cancer kills far more men than breast cancer does women. But why isn't that factoid advertised more often, you ask? Probably something to do with the anal-invasion check-ups, I suppose.

[LynX]

You know, once you're 30 years old+, you pretty much need to have a doctor annually stick his fingers up your ass.

Prostate cancer kills far more men than breast cancer does women. But why isn't that factoid advertised more often, you ask? Probably something to do with the anal-invasion check-ups, I suppose.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQXw71Akh8s

[MrBored]

I was expecting serious answers, oh well.

[burnart]

HAHA

fags

[foshizzle]

You're trying to be funny, but it's not working.

I chuckled.

[Roq]

You're trying to be funny, but it's not working.

playing it cool as always

[halomizer]

The doctor de-virginized my asshole about 5 years ago.

[schnitzel_bob]

I was expecting serious answers, oh well.

You're in the wrooooong place for that, my friend.

[MrBored]

I wasn't implying gayness, I just assumed that some of the people here had resorted to more elaborate masturbation techniques.

[Yian]

I have never done it my whole life.

[Digital Limit]

I hit my anus with a hammer the other day. That was fun.

[farsimon]

I hit my anus with a hammer the other day. That was fun.
no doubt...

[Jwr5]

I wasn't implying gayness, I just assumed that some of the people here had resorted to more elaborate masturbation techniques.

Masturbation is evil!!!!!:eek: It makes you go blind and grow hair on your palms!!!!:eek: :eek::eek:

[MrBored]

Hairy palms are dead sexy.

[Cheddar]

I hit my anus with a hammer the other day. That was fun.

I'm trying to think of a reasonable circumstance in which you could manage to do that by accident.


And I'm failing horribly.

[Roq]

i wonder if anyone has ever gotten a paper cut on their asshole

[MrBored]

how would that happen?

[Digital Limit]

I'm trying to think of a reasonable circumstance in which you could manage to do that by accident.


And I'm failing horribly.

Oh, it was no accident.

[Hobbes874]

how would that happen?
You don't slide pieces of paper in and around your butt hole on a daily basis? Fuckin' queer

[MrBored]

:(