Why I Hate You All.

[SixShooter]

Why I Hate You.(*)

By SixShooter.



I hate you because you make me angry.

I hate you because the useless drivel you spew at me on a daily basis makes me want to disembowel you with an acetylene torch and a spork.

I hate you because you think you're the greatest thing since sliced bread, when you're not much better than 2-week old moldy heel.

I hate you because you have the IQ of my left pinky toenail, yet you insist that you are the second coming of Albert Einstein.

I hate you because I haven't had a cigarette or a cup of coffee in a week, and I'm pretty goddamn cranky.

I hate you because you do nothing all day while I slave away at two jobs to eke out a minor existance.

I hate you because I have nothing else better to do.

I hate you because you think I do.

I hate you because its easier to spit on your shoes and bash in your face with a snow shovel than try to decipher your latest idiosyncratic nonsense.

I hate you because you have no idea what I just said.

I hate you because you are the single most annoying and moronic human being on the face of God's earth and yet you still drive a better car than I do.

I hate you because I can't spit on your shoes, bash in your face and steal your car without getting arrested.

I hate you because I have no beer.

I hate you because you think I'm talking about you, and I'm really not.

I hate you because you filled me with such boundless anger and rage that I fear I may never return.

I hate you because.


Thank you.

(*) This rant is not directed at any one person here - so if you're reading this, I don't really hate you. Yet.

[ibanez7]

sixshooter... YOUR RULE!!!! that was astonishing....

[Odm]

hey, why isn't SixShooter the leader of the rant guild?

[SixShooter]

Because as angry as I am, Petrodon is that much angrier.

[Odm]

Yeah but Petrodon hasn't ranted like that, at least on the forum...

[Hobbes874]

Quite the list sixshooter :D

[wmgreer]

one word: WOW!!!

[SaintDL]

this should be in the rant box

[future man]

I hate you because I love you cokesnooter

[SaintDL]

i hate you because i dont understand what your name stands for

[Odm]

I hate you because watching Legally Blonde is more enjoyable than listening to your inane babble.

[Hobbes874]

I hate you because you use vowels

[Smapdey]

h_h_h_! N_w H_bb_s c_n't h_t_ m_!

[SixShooter]

Oh...forgot one.

I hate you because you love pants and don't use vowels.

[Smapdey]

F_ck Y__! _ssh_l_! _'m g__ng t_ m_l_st y__r d_g!

[RADiator]

SixShooter maaaaan you desperately need a woman!

[Hobbes874]

Originally posted by Smapdey
F_ck Y__! _ssh_l_! _'m g__ng t_ m_l_st y__r d_g!
_ L_V_ Y__ SM_PD_Y!

[future man]

I love you all equally, theres plenty future man to go around......wait.......

[SixShooter]

Originally posted by RADiator
SixShooter maaaaan you desperately need a woman!

Heh....you noticed that too, huh?

Well...I can honestly say that there is ZERO chance of me getting a woman in the immediate future (man).

But its all good. I've found the love that dare not speak its name.


[EDIT by PETRO - You mean rampant masturbation, right?]

[unskinnybob]

Originally posted by SixShooter
Heh....you noticed that too, huh?

Well...I can honestly say that there is ZERO chance of me getting a woman in the immediate future (man).

But its all good. I've found the love that dare not speak its name.


[EDIT by PETRO - You mean rampant masturbation, right?]

That or a good sheep named Betty.


Baahhhh!

[Kain]

Hey i know how about everyone sends 5 cents to his house sohe can but him self a hooker......but uh....is that you as the avatar??...

[JerraMaya]

Originally posted by Kain
Hey i know how about everyone sends 5 cents to his house sohe can but him self a hooker......but uh....is that you as the avatar??...

to expensive just send him a chicken to screw for a day everyday :D coz betty got pregnant :D :D he raped her

[ihateyou]

AWW, Thats so cute; you all just got insalted and now you'r talking to six like a god, My point is still clear, I think the moderators are too quiet; There paid to much for what they do.

[SixShooter]

Silence, infidel.

It doesn't matter how much we do or do not get paid for AT. I would do this work for free if I was asked to.

[ihateyou]

Originally posted by SixShooter
Silence, infidel.

It doesn't matter how much we do or do not get paid for AT. I would do this work for free if I was asked to. I bet I can do a Replay of your job interview; SIX "Hi, I'am here for the job" Boss "let me see your resigme" six "FUCK YOU" Boss "wow we'll take you right away": Just that easy.

[SixShooter]

Shh! Don't tell anyone!

[ihateyou]

SixShooter Since your a moderator;How come you have a low post count?

[ghiop]

Probably cause he doesn't weigh in too often. But, quality beats quantity. Besides, he has to watch all those movies so he can get the quotes. :)

[SixShooter]

Couldn't have put it better myself.

I don't really care about post counts - when I have something to say, I say it. Otherwise, I just sit back and watch the fun.

[WhoGivesARatsAss]

Originally posted by SixShooter
Couldn't have put it better myself.

I don't really care about post counts - when I have something to say, I say it. Otherwise, I just sit back and watch the fun.

what fun?!

[SixShooter]

Fun = Resetting your post count while you're patting yourself on the back for posting 1000 times.

[WhoGivesARatsAss]

Not fun for me though!

[ihateyou]

I Really got up there fast, I've been a member for a long time, But since i started going to the forums my postcount has been "0", But now i have alot for how long i have been at the "AT" forums, Compared to just posting at actiontrip.com

[Kain]

Wait wait wait, You mean MODs get paid?...... my god....