View Full Version : Not so good come-on lines
aleincaveman
May 1st, 2003, 08:20 PM
wipe off your face, and ask;" can I wipe you a place to sit?"
cr3am
May 1st, 2003, 08:46 PM
this is, what? the third thread about this?
but anyways: "what do you charge?"
"my love for you is like diarrhea, i can't keep it in!"
"wanna come to my place and play some Everquest?"
kneo69
May 1st, 2003, 09:00 PM
As long as i have a face you'll have a place to sit!:D
aleincaveman
May 1st, 2003, 09:18 PM
If u was my woman, the only way that I'd allow you to take a bath is if you used my tonge for the washcloth.:D :D
Hobbes874
May 1st, 2003, 09:37 PM
here's one:
"when are you due?"
cr3am
May 1st, 2003, 09:39 PM
lol, "i sure hope you're pregnant, cuz... DAMN!"
kneo69
May 2nd, 2003, 04:20 AM
Wrong direction guys! :rolleyes:
ME "There must be something wrong with my eyes"
GIRL "why?"
ME "Because i can't see myself waking up to anyone else but you in the morning"
shlumpen
May 2nd, 2003, 04:30 AM
"Hey, you wanna come over to my place and look at my hardware? *wink*"
cr3am
May 2nd, 2003, 07:52 AM
Originally posted by kneo69
Wrong direction guys! :rolleyes: was that a joke? if not, look at my lvl 49 craptastical everquest character, over a bottle of champaigne!
aleincaveman
May 2nd, 2003, 07:53 PM
Sniff! Sniff! Whats that smell around you Halabutt?
Hobbes874
May 2nd, 2003, 08:07 PM
"hmmm well I guess with a little beer in me you'll look a lot better"
SaintDL
May 3rd, 2003, 02:27 AM
(moving through the patch of bush)
are you ready yet? cos i can't stand being down here for long...