LittleChief
December 13th, 2007, 11:27 PM
Please remember that ordering a really complicated coffee doesn’t make you interesting or exotic. It just makes you a pretentious twat. If it involves whipped cream and more than three ingredients, then you’re not ordering coffee, you’re ordering a fucking ice cream sundae.
My cue for anger? This morning, the following interaction occurred:
Co-worker: Oh hey, while you’re there can you get me a decaf triple venti nonfat 3 splenda extra hot stirred no foam caramel macchiato frappachino with whipped cream and extra caramel?
Me: How many scoops of ice cream would you like with that, you fucking twat?
My cue for anger? This morning, the following interaction occurred:
Co-worker: Oh hey, while you’re there can you get me a decaf triple venti nonfat 3 splenda extra hot stirred no foam caramel macchiato frappachino with whipped cream and extra caramel?
Me: How many scoops of ice cream would you like with that, you fucking twat?