grumbling ass

[absolute_deviation]

I have this weird problem today. You know how sometimes your stomach grumbles loudly and you can physically feel it vibrating? Like you can tell like stuff is moving around inside pipes in you....well today, my right ass cheek has been doing that.


please no buttsex jokes. this is serious

[RAY16]

Muscle spasm, probably. You better go see a doctor before you have an ass aneurysm.

[tisl]

Yeah, ass aneurysms are serious. My uncle died from one back in '94.

[IcedEarth]

I'm pretty sure I'm a licensed physician now. I HAVE played Trauma Center after all. In my professional medical opinion, you have what is called Asstremblitis. It's a serious condition which where the glutens try to escape the body. Fortunately it is easily cured by licking a 9v battery.

[dR.Jester]

Take a shit?

[King Speedy]

buttsecks?

[Dark_Swordmaster]

Take a shit in a bag and mail it to the European Fecal Standards and Measurement. They'll let you know if anything's wrong.

[halomizer]

i swear i had at least a 2 kurich the ther day. I could post pics but its just not right.

[Kain]

Why bother with a bag, just stick it in a box with maybe a few holes in it, theyd love that, as would the post office.

[MrBored]

Only problem with that is you might get a package a week later marked 'Return to sender'...

[foshizzle]

Probably just muscle spasms. Don't sweat it.

[halomizer]

Your ass is trying to kill itself.

[Jwr5]

It could be the small rodent you put in you ass as well.

[MrBored]

And then the snake you put in their to get the rodent out.

[tisl]

Don't forget the owl that was stuffed in there to deal with the snake.

[Jwr5]

and the mongoose to get the snake.

[MrBored]

and my fist to get the mongoose.

[Jwr5]

How are we gonna get your fist out?

[Smapdey]

Clearly you are coming down with Parkinson's, a disorder marked by a lack of dopamine in the Substantia Nigra. No one ever has this problem but people with Parkinson's. You're gonna die, dude!

[MrBored]

You can lure my fist out with a penis.

[farsimon]

Clearly you are coming down with Parkinson's, a disorder marked by a lack of dopamine in the Substantia Nigra. No one ever has this problem but people with Parkinson's. You're gonna die, dude!
He's gonna shake a little first.

[MrBored]

Chicks must dig guys with Parkinson's, they're like a natural vibrator.