I just did a fart...

[MrBored]

that smelled so good, it made me hungry.

Discuss.

[schnitzel_bob]

I came home one day and my roomate was on the phone with this chick he likes, so I went right up to his face and ripped a really loud one, like loud enough that the girl could hear it. He swore at me and ass punched me before I could get away. Totally worth it though.

[farsimon]

I came home one day and my roomate was on the phone with this chick he likes, so I went right up to his face and ripped a really loud one, like loud enough that the girl could hear it. He swore at me and ass punched me before I could get away. Totally worth it though.

That makes him a fart-knocker, right?

[MrBored]

Good times with bodily functions.

[MrBored]

I have a theory on why farts in the bath smell better than regular ones. And coincidentally, thats why bathing is better than showering.

The farts travel through the water in fart pockets and they don't have time to mix with the air, so they are essentially transported safely, directly to your nostrils. Also, the pressure of the water causes them to shoot out of the water upward, allowing you to catch the full effect. Plus the sounds are hilarious.

[burnart]

actually, pure fart gases is poison,and is very harmful. So it have to mix with "air" or else you wont think it smells any good.

[MrBored]

Poison that smells awesome!

[Roq]

Yeah they smell like an angels fart in the bath!

[LynX]

I can generate farts on demand.

burnart: methane gas (which fart consists of) is mildly poisonous, but only when its concentrated.