This shits fucked up.

[Vicks-Inhaler]

Well earlier i noticed that my hands began to shake and at first i hought it was nerves but it turned out to be that i had been thinking about my "classmates"so basicly the day to day faggots of my school. After being bullied for like 7 years i think im staring to crack. I just want to get a brick and smash their heads into a wall. Everything reminds me of what people have done like atomic wedges and such and i really think that i might end up doing something drastic. My parent however do not know neither do any teachers although i think the people i hang around at school with are getting the idea. i just dunno what to do and need some advise. and i dont want any of that boojie boojie crap that theropists come out with.

[foshizzle]

http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e5/Skorp88/EmoStudent/WrongRazor.jpg

[King Speedy]

Go have sex with your cousin.

[Digital Limit]

Last through high school. College is where you can be whatever kind of douchebag you want.

[schnitzel_bob]

Don't kill yourself, don't kill your classmates. Eat a chilli cheese dog and watch Monty Python's the Meaning of Life.

[MrBored]

Spend the evening trying to stick your whole fist in your asshole.

[future man]

Buy a gun, exact your glorious vengeance! Preferably on yourself you fucking emo faggot.

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c95/annamichalak/Faggot.jpg

[tisl]

Kick some ass, son! Kick some ass! Elbow to the face! Break their knees! That's my advice, old boy. Take it from old Uncle Facecrusher!

I am not legally responsible for the consequences if you follow my advice.

[LittleChief]

Dine on some of this delicious copypasta:

Do you know what it feels to be spit on your face and to have trash shoved down your throat? Do you know what it feels like to dig your own grave? Do you know what it feels like to have your throat slashed from ear to ear? Do you know what it feels like to be torched alive? Do you know what it feels like to be humiliated and be impaled upon on a cross? And left to bleed to death for your amusement? You have never felt a single ounce of pain your whole life. Did you want to inject as much misery in our lives as you can just because you can?...I didn't have to do this. I could have left. I could have fled. But no, I will no longer run. It's not for me. For my children, for my brothers and sisters that you fucked, I did it for them… When the time came, I did it. I had to...You had a hundred billion chances and ways to have avoided today, but you decided to spill my blood. You forced me into a corner and gave me only one option. The decision was yours. Now you have blood on your hands that will never wash off.

Then go shoot everyone.

Oh yeah, and I am not legally responsible for the consequences if you follow my advice.

[schnitzel_bob]

Do you know what it feels to be spit on your face and to have trash shoved down your throat? Do you know what it feels like to dig your own grave? Do you know what it feels like to have your throat slashed from ear to ear? Do you know what it feels like to be torched alive? Do you know what it feels like to be humiliated and be impaled upon on a cross? And left to bleed to death for your amusement? You have never felt a single ounce of pain your whole life. Did you want to inject as much misery in our lives as you can just because you can?...I didn't have to do this. I could have left. I could have fled. But no, I will no longer run. It's not for me. For my children, for my brothers and sisters that you fucked, I did it for them… When the time came, I did it. I had to...You had a hundred billion chances and ways to have avoided today, but you decided to spill my blood. You forced me into a corner and gave me only one option. The decision was yours. Now you have blood on your hands that will never wash off.


Self important wankery.

[aktoo]

just ignore all of them and be confident. they are not worth it.when you make a response to their bully sessions, then you will be bullied, but if not, then just tell them to take their time. they will just get tired if you ignore them.

[farsimon]

just ignore all of them and be confident. they are not worth it.when you make a response to their bully sessions, then you will be bullied, but if not, then just tell them to take their time. they will just get tired if you ignore them.

Yeah, ignore us and drink more water.

[LittleChief]

Always brush your teeth.

[TopSecretBoy]

It's worth it if you take down at least five innocent people with you.

[Kain]

if you cant bring yourself to tell your parents, or the teachers or who ever, then all your suffering is needlessly happening.

remember, wishful thinking and doing nothing about it is masturbation for the mind. it feels good, but it isnt getting you anywhere in that department.

[iha‏teyou]

Columbine9/11!

This reminds me somewhat of the Jokela highschool massacre in finland, he posted on 4chan what he was going to do and everyone just encouraged him.

Anyway as far as advice, carry around a shot needle and say it has the AIDS virus, no one will fuck with you.

[Digital Limit]

Columbine9/11!

This reminds me somewhat of the Jokela highschool massacre in finland, he posted on 4chan what he was going to do and everyone just encouraged him.

Anyway as far as advice, carry around a shot needle and say it has the AIDS virus, no one will fuck with you.

First of all, with a town name like Jokela, it's hard to take that story seriously.

But yeah, after confirming the story as real (depressing), I wanted to find that 4chan stuff, but it's nowhere to be found.

The Wikipedia article doesn't even mention it, although it does mention the slew of fake threats perpetuated thereafter.

Link?

[IcedEarth]

Did you try updating your PSU drivers?

[LynX]

You didn't try harder to fail at life. More self-pity, angst, bad poetry and razors are in order. Remember its down the street, not across the road.


Alternatively, grow a fucking spine. Very little in this world happens to you, that you didn't allow it to happen. Endure bullying for 7 years? So I heard u liek mudkips? Admit it, you love the attention.

But you're in luck. Since i'm bored, i'll tell you a story.
When I got into high school, some older kids were looking for sport. Right at the first 'meeting', they beat up some other spineless tool just to intimidate other kids, then picked me out.

Pretended to be friendly, never breaking eye contact, moved close to shake hands. Course the shit just stood there with arms crossed and smug look spewing threats and foul language. But it was close enough, a quick sweep to the legs and i'm standing over him and wiping that smug look on his face in the dirt.

Another smile at the 'backup' standing around (with disbelieving looks on their faces, wonder why) one that says "i'm not someone who'll allow myself to be fucked with", and promising more severe treatment if the hint wasn't taken, before strolling off.
And that was the last anyone tried shit like that on me. College and uni virtually had none of this bullying nonsense, far more civilised places since all the shit-for-brains couldn't make the cut.

[Digital Limit]

Yeah, it's nice to know kids like that don't make it in the real world (in most cases, of course).

[MrBored]

All this crap is so american, its weird.

[future man]

All this crap is so american, its weird.

No, it's lowest common denominator American. Us regular citizens deal with our own shit like any other normal person would. This bullshit in this fucking country with everyone pushing kids to express their fucking feelings all the time and to feel wrong and get down if not everyone is there 24/7 to listen to them vent. They need to get their fucking asses kicked by their dads and start drinking like everyone else. I fucking hate the people I'm surrounded by. You have a set of good friends to drop bullshit like this on, they tell you you're stupid, you carry on.

In other words.

IT IS NOT EVERYONE ELSE WHO HAS A PROBLEM, IT IS YOU, FAGGOT. DEAL WITH IT YOU PUSSIES

edit: Curses, it is American. /wrists

[LittleChief]

^ Indubitably.

[Digital Limit]

On the flip side, my life is going well. I think I've found the career I'll pursue, as well as my wife. Classes are easy, and everything seems to be falling into place nicely.

Sucks that your life is shit. :)

[RAY16]

I'm having oatmeal for breakfast.

That is all.

[Digital Limit]

I didn't have breakfast. Going to order some food to eat while I'm at work.

[IcedEarth]

I've got some Poptarts in my desk. However, it's 3:37PM. Is now an appropriate time for eating Poptarts?

[future man]

You throw up a one in front of that bitch and it's 1337 o'clock, or something.
Eat them, eat them with your face.

[MrBored]

:D:O

[tisl]

Let's turn this into a food thread! We never covered Atrip's eating habits.

I just had some goat cheese with honey on wholegrain bread for breakfast (at 4am). I've got some chamomile/mint tea too.

[Digital Limit]

I'm just starting to get into Top Chef.

/kind of related

[LittleChief]

I just bought a dozen Pink Lady apples the other day. Hot damn, they are like the Cadillac of apples. Apples like McIntosh, Fuji, Granny Smith, Golden delicious, and Johnathan are all put to shame by the Pink Lady. It's tart, crisp, juicy, and sweet. There's only once grocery store around me that sells them, so I better stock up. Has anyone here consumed this ambrosia?

[Hobbes874]

I've never heard of "Pink Lady" apples before. But I won't be having you talk shit about Fuji apples. That is, until I try the ones you mentioned.

[Digital Limit]

I love Red Delicious.

[future man]

I'm a big Granny Smith apple fan myself, they pack the perfect combo of sweet and tart.

[Digital Limit]

I only like Grannies if I have same caramel to contrast their flavor.

Mmm.

[IcedEarth]

I've never tried these Pink Lady apples either. Golden Delicious are my favourites. Coincidentally, the Poptarts I have are apple flavoured. :O

[farsimon]

I hate apples - makes my teeth woolly. But I have been known to eat a red one or two as a kid. I used to love getting them to shine before eating them...

[IcedEarth]

Woolly? Not sure what kind of apples you've been eating...

[MrBored]

The crapples in SA, god the apples here are nice. Huge big shiny red apples. Living where the good stuff is exported to is ftw.

[LittleChief]

I've never heard of "Pink Lady" apples before. But I won't be having you talk shit about Fuji apples. That is, until I try the ones you mentioned.

I was a Fuji man myself until I tried this apple.

[Xiar]

I've got some Poptarts in my desk. However, it's 3:37PM. Is now an appropriate time for eating Poptarts?


It is ALWAYS an appropriate time for Poptarts.


Incoincidentally, I personally despise Poptarts with my entire being. Except for the ones that have the crust pre-cut off. Since none of them do, FUCK Poptarts, FUCK Poptart eaters, and FUCK the dry crust on Poptarts.


FUCK is the word of the day. FUCK, this new word of the day FUCKing sucks ass.

[IcedEarth]

Today's word of the day is assload.

[Fatty]

FUCK you assload.

[Hobbes874]

Your mom has an assload of penis pudding.

[IcedEarth]

Today's word is bullfuck.

[AssMan]

I just bought a dozen Pink Lady apples the other day. Hot damn, they are like the Cadillac of apples. Apples like McIntosh, Fuji, Granny Smith, Golden delicious, and Johnathan are all put to shame by the Pink Lady. It's tart, crisp, juicy, and sweet. There's only once grocery store around me that sells them, so I better stock up. Has anyone here consumed this ambrosia?
Yeh my dad use to have an apple orchard he grew them .Really good

[Digital Pimp]

I had Chik-Fil-A for breakfast, chicken biscuit full of win. I'm not a fan of fruit, I like orange juice but that's it. I live in Florida so I can go get fresh squeezed OJ any time I want.