View Full Version : Hoo boy, my boss is a hip one...
Digital Limit
April 9th, 2008, 03:41 PM
A snippet of an e-mail I received recently:
Dude, totally tentative.
Nothing critical on agenda so if its bad day either way, make the call, we'll resched.
Cools?
Let's keep it professional, dude.
Lehesu
April 9th, 2008, 04:01 PM
buttsechs?
LynX
April 9th, 2008, 04:10 PM
Nobody rescheds buttsechs. Ever. Because its always a surprise.
MrBored
April 9th, 2008, 06:04 PM
I wonder... I wonder if there's a market for face smacking. We could form a company where people pay us to slap the faces of different individuals for being lame, but only for being lame, then serve them with a letter explaining the lameness. It wouldn't hurt, it would just put a smack down on their ego. It would be totally anonymous as well. Could really make a killing I think, and finally you'll be able to slap people over the internet... just indirectly.
Digital Limit
April 9th, 2008, 06:23 PM
Except the company behind this would find itself faced with endless assault charges.
MrBored
April 9th, 2008, 06:39 PM
Its just a slap, it won't cause bruising or anything.
If that still counts, then bah. Society is gay.
Roq
April 9th, 2008, 08:01 PM
i so confuse
Hobbes874
April 10th, 2008, 12:18 AM
Is he gay? Who the hell says "Cools"?
future man
April 10th, 2008, 12:23 AM
Is he gay? Who the hell says "Cools"?
People purchasing cigarettes, other than that, fucking faggots.
Digital Limit
April 10th, 2008, 12:24 AM
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y79/cknight03/6c8o4uf.gif
Yes, this is all I'm good for right now.
Hobbes874
April 10th, 2008, 12:25 AM
People purchasing cigarettes, other than that, fucking faggots.
I just assumed that anyone who buys "Kools" is a faggot anyways. Unless...you know, you buy Kools. 'Cuz that's totally cool man.
Digital Limit
April 10th, 2008, 12:26 AM
Who knows, maybe he'll hit on me *swoons*
I'll keep you guys posted.
future man
April 10th, 2008, 12:42 AM
I just assumed that anyone who buys "Kools" is a faggot anyways. Unless...you know, you buy Kools. 'Cuz that's totally cool man.
I smoke Kool XLs, you mother fucker. They're like Newports, except I'm white and Marlboro menthols taste like shit.
Digital Limit
April 10th, 2008, 12:59 AM
Smoking is bad. Maybe weed now and again, but c'mon. Fall for the propaganda, nubs.
future man
April 10th, 2008, 09:51 AM
Smoking is bad. Maybe weed now and again, but c'mon. Fall for the propaganda, nubs.
Smoking keeps me from killing people. Nothing that keeps people from killing each other is bad.
RacerX
April 10th, 2008, 10:16 AM
Nobody rescheds buttsechs. Ever. Because its always a surprise.
That made me chuckle.
schnitzel_bob
April 10th, 2008, 12:01 PM
Smoking is bad. Maybe weed now and again, but c'mon. Fall for the propaganda, nubs.
As if he doesn't know that. I quote Denis Leary:
"There's a guy who wants to make the warning on the pack bigger! As if the problem is we just haven't noticed yet: 'Yeah, I'll take a pack of marl... holy shit, these things give you cancer! Jesus Christ! Who knew?'. Smoker's don't care what you put on the box, they'll still fucking buy them. You could have cigarettes calles Tumors with a big skull and a crossbone on the pack and smokers would still line up around the block to get em!"
future man
April 10th, 2008, 12:09 PM
u r winnar
Digital Limit
April 10th, 2008, 01:42 PM
I guess it's moreso that I don't like the smell of smokers in my Russian class, but yeah.
MrBored
April 10th, 2008, 02:32 PM
Boobiesvagninapenisanusearholesex
Hobbes874
April 10th, 2008, 02:47 PM
I smoke Kool XLs, you mother fucker. They're like Newports, except I'm white and Marlboro menthols taste like shit.
Hahahha. Don't even think Menthols are legal in my state, I think they smell like shit. I'm not a smoker, but I like the way a pack of Camel Turkish Silvers smell. The second-hand smoke still smells like butthole though.
halomizer
April 10th, 2008, 05:08 PM
ear hole sex. I'm intrigued.
future man
April 10th, 2008, 05:40 PM
Hahahha. Don't even think Menthols are legal in my state, I think they smell like shit. I'm not a smoker, but I like the way a pack of Camel Turkish Silvers smell. The second-hand smoke still smells like butthole though.
Yeah, I quit for 9 months and just started again recently because of fucking school. I hates it. It's a disgusting habit that no one should do.
Dark_Swordmaster
April 10th, 2008, 08:23 PM
Heard a great story in class today about Kools.
Most guys when they try to get into a fight, they try. "What you want? You want fight? Fuck come! Bitch fight fuck fuck!"
Meanwhile, this dude is my new hero:
He smoked Kools. He would light one up, take a huge drag, walk over to his mark, flick it on them, and as they're brushing off the ash and cigarette off themselves, he levels them in the side of the head.
Brilliant.
RacerX
April 11th, 2008, 09:38 AM
ear hole sex. I'm intrigued.
How about nasal sex? Brings new meaning to "I've got a runny nose."
MrBored
April 11th, 2008, 10:06 AM
I have no idea whats going on right now, and I like it.
IcedEarth
April 11th, 2008, 12:23 PM
Heard a great story in class today about Kools.
Most guys when they try to get into a fight, they try. "What you want? You want fight? Fuck come! Bitch fight fuck fuck!"
Meanwhile, this dude is my new hero:
He smoked Kools. He would light one up, take a huge drag, walk over to his mark, flick it on them, and as they're brushing off the ash and cigarette off themselves, he levels them in the side of the head.
Brilliant.
Hahahaha that's awesome.
Eyelid sex is where it's at, FYI.