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absolute_deviation
May 8th, 2008, 03:39 PM
my cousin is graduating from USF on the 16th. She's a nice young girl with a bachelor's in business. What should I get her for a present?
RAY16
May 8th, 2008, 05:57 PM
Cousin, eh? I vote for surprise buttsechs.
Digital Pimp
May 8th, 2008, 08:05 PM
University of South Florida?
halomizer
May 8th, 2008, 08:53 PM
Cousin, eh? I vote for surprise buttsechs.
burnart
May 9th, 2008, 12:03 AM
a business card or a gift certificate for one
Fatty
May 9th, 2008, 12:57 AM
a big floppy dildo
King Speedy
May 9th, 2008, 06:02 AM
A check.
Honestly, you can't get a recent college grad anything better than cash.
FATMAN
May 9th, 2008, 07:45 AM
A Job
Silence
May 9th, 2008, 08:33 AM
a potato, if you know alittle science and biology then you must know how diverse and useful potatoes are.. PO TA TOO FTW!
tisl
May 9th, 2008, 11:39 AM
a big floppy dildo
Yeah, pretty much. It's cheap and it happens to be useful if you have a vagina.
absolute_deviation
May 10th, 2008, 10:09 PM
University of San Francisco, (not the state one, the private one
Rhenna
May 11th, 2008, 01:27 AM
my cousin is graduating from USF on the 16th. She's a nice young girl with a bachelor's in business. What should I get her for a present?
A nice M1911A1. Preferably a Gold Cup.
Every woman wants one.
MrBored
May 11th, 2008, 01:52 AM
A nice M1911A1. Preferably a Gold Cup.
Every woman wants one.
Marry me?
IcedEarth
May 12th, 2008, 12:54 PM
A kitchen. I don't need to explain why.
Digital Pimp
May 12th, 2008, 01:12 PM
Along with the kitchen include a bin so she can soak her feet.