To All Would-Be Hackers

[King Speedy]

Take a look around. Nobody's here. This forum sees less visitors than Terry Schiavo's vagina, and yet you Pacific-Rim Asian fucks insist on ruining our good fun. So let's make a deal. You leave us to our little corner of the internet, and we'll still let you do our dry cleaning. Sound good?

[Lehesu]

That seems to be a rather hostile attempt at a peace treaty. I propose a more diplomatic solution, emphasizing our similarities as human beings on this wonderful planet rather than the divisive labels appended to various ethnic groups.

[King Speedy]

I briefly considered that, but then remember what website this is.

[Digital Limit]

How'd they hack the site, exactly?

[King Speedy]

I heard HTTP client attacks.

[Hobbes874]

How long were we down for? I check last night around midnight to see the forums gone, and Actiontrip itself running very slowly.

[Lehesu]

Can't keep a good forum down. Which doesn't explain why we still exist.

[iha‏teyou]

Doing something like that is really nothing to be proud of. Any ideas who is responsible?

[IcedEarth]

Speedy already told us. It's those slanty-eyed bastards that rim the Pacific.

[Digital Limit]

Also, why don't we have a CAPTCHA used within our forum registration?

That'd solve our bot problem.

[IcedEarth]

I don't understand RapidShare's new CAPTCHA. Type all the characters attached to cats. Only allows for 4 characters, yet all fucking 6 or 7 characters have a cat sitting on them. WTF?

[iha‏teyou]

Haha rapidshare is retarded, its fuckin asking you to look at cats and dogs on complete shit writing.

What asian fucks though? Are they a group or something?

[King Speedy]

No idea, I'm assuming from what I was told that the IPs associated with the attack are from China.

[iha‏teyou]

Strange, china monitors just about everything. If this way my site somone would be getting their tubes clogged right now

[Digital Limit]

Heh, you guys haven't heard about Rapidshare's intentionally shitty CAPTCHA?

They do it to encourage users to buy their membership which doesn't use 'em.

[Dark_Swordmaster]

They mean the sitting cats.

[tisl]

slanty-eyed bastards that rim the Pacific.
That was epic wordsmithing.

[Hobbes874]

Heh, you guys haven't heard about Rapidshare's intentionally shitty CAPTCHA?
Shit is impossible, most of the "animals" look so close to cats.

[Yian]

Don't Chinese have better things to do other than ruining their reputation? This makes me look bad, you know. :mad:

[LittleChief]

Shit is impossible, most of the "animals" look so close to cats.

I think the challenge makes it more rewarding

<.<

[Hobbes874]

I think the challenge makes it more rewarding

<.<
It makes getting porn SO much harder. I usually feel like giving up.

[future man]

This makes me look bad, you know. :mad:

Impossible, sir.

[MrBored]

I even support teh gookers by buying sweet and sour chicken bawls at the Prancing Dragon, or whatever the fuck its called. Something with a fucking dragon. Coincidentally, I haven't seen a single fucking cat in this town. Think about that one for a second...

[IcedEarth]

I even support teh gookers by buying sweet and sour chicken bawls at the Prancing Dragon, or whatever the fuck its called. Something with a fucking dragon. Coincidentally, I haven't seen a single fucking cat in this town. Think about that one for a second...

You're in China now?

All the Chinese places here have either the word dragon or (compass direction) garden in them. I think there might even be one called Dragon Southeast Garden.

[Dark_Swordmaster]

You're typing the letters and numbers with the SITTING cats.



Still really fucking hard to see.

[IcedEarth]

It doesn't tell you SITTING cats. It just says the letters attached to cats. Period.

[Yian]

I have been using the premium service of Rapidshare forever, so I didn't even know this cats business.

[Dark_Swordmaster]

I know it doesn't say "sitting", but it used to. They went a week where it said, "this cat: *picture of sitting cat*"


Now it doesn't. Which is probably a fuck up, but regardless, it's the sitting cats you're looking for.

[MrBored]

You're in China now?

All the Chinese places here have either the word dragon or (compass direction) garden in them. I think there might even be one called Dragon Southeast Garden.

I guess I should have explained a bit more. There's two chinese takeaway places in this town, but not a single american one. Its kinda weird.

[Downfall]

i leave for a month or 2 and the place gets hacked again?

[IcedEarth]

i leave for a month or 2 and the place gets hacked again?

Maybe it was you! Maybe you're one of them Pacific Rim jobbers?!

[JonMCC33]

You could add some HTTP authentication to the admin.php file. That might help prevent any BS in the future. It's what I had to do to any of the PHP based websites/forums I ran to prevent hacking.

It's easy to do. I learned from this guy how to do it: http://ravenphpscripts.com

[Yian]

Hello Jon! Welcome to the forum! :)

[Digital Limit]

A Chrome-dude, I can respect that.

[Yian]

Oh.... I see. I thought it was Pokemon.

[IcedEarth]

lol Googleymon?