Brain damage!

[Silence]

so seriously wtf, about 4 months ago i visited a psychiatrist... who diagnosed me with "probably" having a personality disorder coming from a slightly damaged/dysfunctional frontal lobe. At first i didnt want to believe it (because once i visited a psychiatrist in the same place and the bitch was a hack and got it all wrong) but it turned out the guy who diagnosed is Good (been the head of psychiatry for years and now head of diagnostics etc.) so i stepped on a 4 month waiting line and finally got my brain checked out, it turns out i do have slight damage there. scares the shit out of me to tell the truth.
but as it turns out it isnt enough to truly make me a retard, i still remain as intelligent as i was before, tho with slight decrease in "flexible thinking", something with emotions and facial expressions etc. (ive been told many times i seem like an arrogant and cold bastard, now i know why! yay).
in a good way now i kinda know that i have a good reason at being like i am.:D


good talk.

[tisl]

How did it manage to get damaged?

[schnitzel_bob]

That's some crazy shit to find out.

[Hobbes874]

How did it manage to get damaged?
Exactly what I was gonna ask. Accident? Or is this a natural occurrence?

[Silence]

well i have absolutely no idea, ive never in my life had any physical trauma to the head to make it happen, i personally thought it has something to do with my migraines ive been having for about 12-13yrs. those always started from behind my eyes etc. and went into a literally blinding pain... my brain was more than perfect when i got my head tested 9 years ago (when i was officially diagnosed with awesomely bad case of migraine). it kinda seems frontal lobe has shit to do with some math. skills too, and i guess it would explain why since i was 6 i could calculate 4-5 digit numbers in my head and now im just average at math. fuck if theres a god up there hes laughing hes ass of at me... i really hate this shit

[Lehesu]

Adds character.

[TopSecretBoy]

In D&D, we call this a "Character Flaw". But on the bright side, you get a feat. I recommend Cleave.

[IcedEarth]

Do you own a PS3?

[Silence]

In D&D, we call this a "Character Flaw". But on the bright side, you get a feat. I recommend Cleave.

im a wizard i have no use for cleave.. but thanks anyway.
and no i dont own a ps3... i dont own consoles.

[RAY16]

Could it have been caused by excessive masturbation?

[Lehesu]

Could you possibly get qualified for handicapped parking? That would be bitchin'.

[Digital Limit]

Jeez, that's a bunch of shit.

Are you parents generous and rich, or do you have a huge penis?

I like to think God balanced these kinds of things out.

[Silence]

man im pretty sure i got the short end of the stick, cant get handicapped parking(that would be teh win), my parents are NOT generous, and i dont think my penis qualifies as huge... it is Large but not huge... so i guess 1 out of 3 aint that bad. on the plus side i did get a sympathy BJ out of it when i found out (i was pretty bummed). so i think in the end things are gonna be gooood.

[future man]

So, some girl blew you because you're retarded?

How the fuck does that work?

[farsimon]

Is it still too early to post a random FAIL pic?

[iha‏teyou]

I guess it really depends where the damage is. Frontal lobe is all about emotions as you probably know, seeing as they use to give a frontal lobotomy to people with anger issues.

I have general brain damage from some bad ideas I put into action a while ago, but the only things I really notice are bad attention span and sometimes I become randomly fatigued. The cool part is I use to have OCD but as time went on my problems have become less severe.

As long as you use your mind often enough, and aren't addicted to drugs you should be fine.

[MrBored]

Is it still too early to post a random FAIL pic?

Doooooo it.

[Silence]

not a random fail pic, get a good one! and make it count!!
So, some girl blew you because you're retarded?

How the fuck does that work?
that works god damn good, she thought it was gonna make me feel better, oh and it did... man i think i got to start milkin more goodies out of this shit...

[future man]

You can take bus trips with the rest of your kind to the mall on Tuesdays. And they might putting a new sand garden into the activity area.

You go, big guy.

[Lehesu]

If I dropped a box of toothpicks, could you count them all before they hit the ground?

[iha‏teyou]

How would you count a closed box of toothpicks other than to simply read off the label?

[Lehesu]

I meant a box worth of toothpicks. Christ, watch "Rain Man" or whatever its called.

[schnitzel_bob]

I'm reminded of the episode of Family Guy where Peter finds out he's retarded.

*Kicks open stall in women's bathroom*
Sorry, retarded.

[iha‏teyou]

I thought it was a trick question, and I was trying to be crafty and get ahead of it. =\

[future man]

I thought it was a trick question, and I was trying to be crafty and get ahead of it. =\

Well, you sounded like an retard, so good job. You and Silence should form a club.

[iha‏teyou]

You shouldn't be so harsh with your judgements in a thread titled brain damage..

[future man]

And you really shouldn't be so ironically fucking stupid in a thread about brain damage.

[iha‏teyou]

lol wow.. I don't see the irony but I guess I'll just stop here before I get some serious f bombs thrown in my direction. It's scary.

[future man]

lol wow.. I don't see the irony

Hey Silence, if this is what's considered normal, I'd really doubt any claims of damage made against your brain.

[Digital Pimp]

Don't forget your helmet

[IcedEarth]

This thread is full of lulz.

[Lehesu]

This thread is full of lulz.

Retardation is not a laughing matter!!!

[RAY16]

Retardation is not a laughing matter!!!

It is if you're retarded, they laugh at everything.

[schnitzel_bob]

Retardation is not a laughing matter!!!

Except when Cartman pretended to be retarded to get into the special olympics. That was pure hilarity.