Spam!

[unskinnybob]

If I get one more goddamn fucking spam email I'm going to lose it!

"You've won...."
"Credit, garaunteed...."
"Your friendly....."

They should kill the fuckers who think this shit up! Does it actually have any kind of marketing result? Do dum-enough-fuckers exist who actually read the shit?

I wish people who come up with this shit developed aids, sars, polio, cancer, blindness and deafness. And I wish their hands would turn into hooks and their balls start itching. Fuck them!! Fuck them in the ear!

[Freakonaleash89]

Fuck them up their noses with rusty steel dildos!!!!!!!!111!!!!!

[Hobbes874]

they need to be fucking purged from the earth!!!!!

[SaintDL]

the thing to wonder is how they actually get those crap to our mailbox

[Odm]

mass-mailing programs

[wmgreer]

Originally posted by Freakonaleash89
Fuck them up their noses with rusty steel dildos!!!!!!!!111!!!!!

OUCH!!!!!! (remind me never to piss you off)

taking surveys gets you a lot of spam

even though it sucks, it is important to read fine print

[Kain]

well its the internet theres always some one looking for money somehow the shittiest bit is when im mass Deleteing and some freinds message gets selected...
how about the Instant Cash Garanteed.
Oh and the one that shits me the most has to be Increase Breast size Guaranteed my god if i get that one again im send a reply with a worm attached......

[koster]

dude, I get that increase your penis shit everyday, dumb fucks, I hate people who do that shit, I just wanna kill them, kill those bastards, all of them!!!!!!!! dumb fucking bastards!!! I wish I knew where thos bastards live........

[Kain]

Yes i also agree i want to make a program that thinds where the Spam cam from and send them so much spam aday there accounts overload now wouldnt that be nice? };]

[Rhenna]

comment by unskinnybob:

If I get one more goddamn fucking spam email I'm going to lose it!

You mean like this one?

MUSCLE RELIEF @ IronGorilla
Slow Release DHEA. UNIQUELY formulated: Pharmaceutical Grade 50mg. tablets. PROMOTES muscular discomfort RELIEF & faster RECOVERY time from Strenuous Activity. Also promotes FIBROMYALGIA symptoms relief. Click Here!

(provided courtesy of the recurring AT pop-up cyclotron.)

There doesn't seem to be an 'OFF' switch on that thing. Logging in again doesn't do it. At least, not permanently. (What the hell is FIBROMYALGIA? Sounds like something an MD should be handling, not the "IronGorilla".)

[WhoGivesARatsAss]

I love spam.. heck i spam the boards everyday..

[Hobbes874]

I spam chat rooms sometimes. I really don't mind spam, unless it's e-mail spam then I go bezerk!!

[ihateyou]

Hmm, Now hormel is not liking the idea of calling trash on the internet "spam", I think there opening a major case against a company trying to stop "spam",

Spam, Who accually eats that shit?

[unskinnybob]

Originally posted by ihateyou
Hmm, Now hormel is not liking the idea of calling trash on the internet "spam", I think there opening a major case against a company trying to stop "spam",
Spam, Who accually eats that shit?
They call internet blabbering spam because it leaves a shit taste in your mouth. Dig?

[ihateyou]

Originally posted by unskinnybob
They call internet blabbering spam because it leaves a shit taste in your mouth. Dig? Yeah i guess spam and internet spam and smap all make you think of crap. BTW spam smap?

[Yian]

Originally posted by ihateyou
...spam smap?

LOL!!!!:D :D

[SaintDL]

now that you mentioned it, and that the fact smap didnt ever wrote in this thread, i suspect smap did it.

[mR-D]

I just copped this Email from someone @ kmail.com. The subject was: Evangilist.

I was like WTF?? I opened it, and there was no text at all.
That just freaked me out more. The creepiest thing was, me and Kain had been joking around about Evangilist's over the last couple of days, and now I cop this e-mail. I just sent them one back saying:

"WTF????? Evangilist??? WTF?????"

I'll just have to wait and see what they reply....

[future man]

Originally posted by koster
dude, I get that increase your penis shit everyday, dumb fucks, I hate people who do that shit, I just wanna kill them, kill those bastards, all of them!!!!!!!! dumb fucking bastards!!! I wish I knew where thos bastards live........

God must be telling you somthing.

[NiteX]

Originally posted by future man
God must be telling you somthing.


lol i get the same e-mail about making my penis 3 inchs. longer... its very annoying but i dont believe in any gods so its not him trying to tell me something...

[Bobz0r]

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