I Have Found My Calling!!!

[Odm]

I will become a yes-man. I will work for a CEO of a company and agree constantly so he feels happy. Check out my skills in action:

[ReDeeMeR]

Are you fucking nuts? :D

[sushi128]

i need a Yes-man. i'll give u a call when my calling becomes a reality; being the CEO of the company Odm works for.

[Hitman]

I'm going to be a rich-man, i'm going to be the lawyer for the company those 2 work for.

[ReDeeMeR]

Cmon Odm, I'm still waiting for that answer :D

[Downfall]

is there such a think as a no man?...someone who walks around with you dissagreesing with the yes man? if not i think there should be...it would make things more interesting...

[future man]

No it wouldn't.

[Shadow]

HAhaa... No-man ... gold.

[RADiator]

Originally posted by Downfall
is there such a think as a no man? I AM I AM A NO MAN!!!!

[Odm]

Yes i am indeed fucking nuts. That was very astute of you, Redeemer.

[sushi128]

Originally posted by Odm
Yes i am indeed fucking nuts.

ya don't say.....

[Odm]

Originally posted by sushi128
ya don't say..... Indeed...

[sushi128]

Originally posted by Odm
Indeed...

damn straight.....

[ReDeeMeR]

Originally posted by Odm
Yes i am indeed fucking nuts. That was very astute of you, Redeemer.

Well I thought, I'd give you a test and whe-he-hell, you passed it, you will be a greta yes-who....man :D

Just j/k dude :)

[aphremen]

Nah, a no man goes against the whole thing. COOs and board of director peeps are usually all friends, and when they are "at work" they are actually "kicking it with the peeps yo yo sippin' cognac smoking cubans that's how we roll". So it is a good idea to agree with your buddy even if he's an ass 'cause he be the CEO or COO.

ODM: My advice to you on how to get this profession would be to start sucking up to any spoiled rich kids you go to school with. Try to do your best to pretend that you are thier home boy. Maybe one day after they graduate from some ivy league school and become the CEO of some Mobile Company startup, he'll put you in the board of directors. Or if they are the president/prime minister's kid, they'll put you in the cabinet.

[Chimera[NL]]

Ehm.......I'm a rich kid....well my parents are......and I'm......just....d'oh!:(

[Odm]

Yes sir, you are. But it's ok, it's not your fault. (See how good I am??? ;))

[Odm]

Originally posted by aphremen
Nah, a no man goes against the whole thing. COOs and board of director peeps are usually all friends, and when they are "at work" they are actually "kicking it with the peeps yo yo sippin' cognac smoking cubans that's how we roll". So it is a good idea to agree with your buddy even if he's an ass 'cause he be the CEO or COO.

ODM: My advice to you on how to get this profession would be to start sucking up to any spoiled rich kids you go to school with. Try to do your best to pretend that you are thier home boy. Maybe one day after they graduate from some ivy league school and become the CEO of some Mobile Company startup, he'll put you in the board of directors. Or if they are the president/prime minister's kid, they'll put you in the cabinet. Good idea...

[Chimera[NL]]

Originally posted by Odm
.....(See how could I am??? ;))

ehm......WHAT?

[Freakonaleash89]

I would definately not be a yes man. A person that tells the real shit can get farther in some cases. And they feel better about themselves.

[Odm]

Originally posted by ReDeeMeR
Well I thought, I'd give you a test and whe-he-hell, you passed it, you will be a greta yes-who....man :D

Just j/k dude :) So am I, so no worries...

[Kain]

Cool idea how much do you think youl get paid??
i mean for just saying "yes sir thats an exelent idea" or "yes i think it l work out very well sir". but what happens if you wherent fully listening and they had asked you out on a date?

[ghiop]

Ah... could you turn them down and still be a yes man though? Or would you become a maybe man? That might be an even better job. Cause that way, if it doesn't work, you showed you had reservations, but if it does work, you were in agreement, too.

So, I guess to be a good yes man, you'd have to go out. Just make sure they pay!:)

[Odm]

Originally posted by Kain
Cool idea how much do you think youl get paid??
i mean for just saying "yes sir thats an exelent idea" or "yes i think it l work out very well sir". but what happens if you wherent fully listening and they had asked you out on a date? I'll get paid a reasonable amount because he'll make me some minor VP or similar. And as to your other question, I actually think before I respond. I don't just go "yes", you know. And if he does ask something like that, I'll say "I'm not sure that's such a good idea, but that alright because all your other ideas were great!"

[Kain]

i wonder what people would say if on your resume it had proffesional yes Man.
Do you think theyd hire you cause if it does mybe thats what im doing wrong......
Well its either that or iv got the look of a proffesional Criminal };]
strangely i think its the last one


From Kain

[Yian]

Kain, you know Tobias Rieper? He's a friend of mine and he's having hard time on changing his face into something not so criminal-looking...:D

And the first job he had really made his resume ugly, so he became a gardener in a local church in Italy for a while. For some stupid reason he went back to his first job and at that time his resume was really fucked. His shitty job ended again, though, have no idea what his plan was after that.

We never hear from him since. Boy, don't I miss him.

[Yian]

BTW, I forget to mention what job he had. He was a professional traveler. He used to travel a lot. He went to Romania, Hong Kong, Columbia, Hungary, Netherlands, Italy, Russia, Malasia, India...

[Shadow]

That was pretty lame Yian :P

[Yian]

Hehehe... nothing wrong with a joke or two these days...:p