Movie Quotes

[cr3am]

Ok, it's a game. One person says a quote from a movie. The next guy to post says what movie it was from, and a new quote.

DO NOT post if you don't know what movie it's from. You can answer a quote without having a new one in mind, that'll just leave it open for someone else to post a new quote.

New rule: if a quote goes three days without being answered, you may google it or whatever and post the answer.


First quote (very very very easy) - There is no spoon.

[Smapdey]

Matrix

Look at you a lolly gagging around, you'd think it was a hundred and twenty degrees! Can't be more than a hundred and fourteen!

[sushi128]

Blazing Saddles.

how bout:
"Whenever we needed money, we'd rob the airport. It was better than citibank."

[Obscurus]

"Goodfellas"

My Quote:

"What's this day of rest shit? What's this bullshit? I don't fuckin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the fucks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I was gonna fuck you in the ass Saturday. I fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby!"

[Yian]

Originally posted by Obscurus
"What's this day of rest shit? What's this bullshit? I don't fuckin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the fucks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I was gonna fuck you in the ass Saturday. I fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby!"
"The Big Lebowski "

Jack is dead my friend. You can call me, Joker. And, as you can see, I'm a lot happier...:D

[future man]

the good batman movie, right?

heres mine: woman:I havent been with a man in a long time.
Walter Mathau:me either

[Hitman]

Grumpy Old Men.


This one is really hard:) "I'll be back"

[Bobz0r]

terminat0r

heres mine: Youre gonna DIE, CLOWN!

[Flying Pineapple]

Happy Gilmore

"Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?"

[sushi128]

lol, "Not at all. They could be carried." :D

here's a recent one(therefore easy, i guess):
"A Wizard is never late. Nor is he ever early. He arrives precisely when he means to."

[Bluu]

LOTR!

Here:

"This is chemical burn!"

[kneo69]

FIGHT CLUB!

"I GOT PEE ON ME!"

[Chimera[NL]]

The home-video of you and your 400 pound wife doing shit even the dogs wouldn't think of!!

ok new one:

"Man.....I'm the foot-fucking master!"

[sushi128]

shit, that's one of the best movies of all time. Pulp Fiction. kneo, your's was Bulletproof (not sure, anybody confirm?).

"I know of no more valuable commodity than information."

[cr3am]

Originally posted by Hobbes874
i dunno sushi128's but heres one:
"there's a diffrence betweem knowing the path and walking the path." hobbes, you're a fucking dumbass. shut the fuck up.

continue with sushi's:
"I know of no more valuable commodity than information."

[Smapdey]

Hey crotchstain, don't tell Hobbes to shut up. This post is going to die out when someone finally gets a quote no one else knows. Your rules suck.

[Yian]

Such as this one:

"Time is not important, only life is important..."

I bet n one know where it come from...hehehe!!!:D

[Obscurus]

"The Fifth Element"

"Ya know, I've had more rewarding relationships... but at least I can keep telling the same jokes."

Try that guys.

[SixShooter]

Memento.

Do NOT fuck with me and movie quotes. I will OWN you.


Here's an easy one.

"She just moved through me. My God. I felt her. I can smell her. It's her. It's her. Smell my clothes. It's her. She's all over me. It's her. She's on me. It's her. I felt her. It's her. It is. It's...it is...it's my baby. It's my baby. She went through my soul!"

[wmgreer]

Poltergeist

Try this one : " Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries."

[Yian]

That's a famous one. Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

Does it have to be a movie quote? How about some quotes from the games? I'm running out of quotes here...

[Odm]

Originally posted by Yian
That's a famous one. Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

Does it have to be a movie quote? How about some quotes from the games? I'm running out of quotes here... Yian, no movie.

"Plenty of respectable people have been hit by trains." (not sure if that's exactly it)

[SixShooter]

O Brother Where Art Thou


"Truly, you have a dizzying intellect."

[Obscurus]

"Princess Bride" biatch!

"Sorry. Sorry. I got a little agitated. The thought of escape crossed my mind, and then suddenly - suddenly - suddenly I felt like bending the fucking bars back, ripping the goddamn window frames and eating them - yes, *eating* them! Leaping, leaping, leaping! Colonics for everyone! All right! You dumbasses. I'm a mental patient. I'm *supposed* to act out!"

[SixShooter]

Twelve Monkeys

*yawn*

Challenge me. PLEASE.


"Are you gonna bark all day, little doggy, or are you gonna bite?"

[Obscurus]

"Reservoir Dogs"

"For someone who was never meant for this world, I must admit I am having a hard time leaving it. Although they say every atom in our bodies was once part of a star. Maybe I'm not leaving... maybe I'm going home."

[Bobz0r]

Originally posted by Flying Pineapple


"Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?"

monty python and teh holy grail

[SixShooter]

GATTACA


"Hey! All...REDS!"

[Yian]

I'm not sure.... is that from Ocean's Eleven?

"Save..... yourslef..... from.... Hell....(in Latin)"

Uh, if no one knows it, I will post the answer.... someone got to know this one, though. Am I right?

[sushi128]

i know the phrase, but god damn, i can't remember the movie. if anyone can figure this one out without Yian's help :mad::

"Liberate te ex inferis"

[Hobbes874]

13th warrior?? a random guess.........
here's a hard one:
"Hey, Fun is my Chinese neighbors middle name!"

[Obscurus]

I am gonna say "Event Horizon"

and hobbes: "Rocketman"

"In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary... come again"

[sushi128]

another one i'm on 80% sure of.....Snatch?

here's another mobster one anyway :D:
"Money, money, money, money. That's all I ever hear in this house."

[SixShooter]

Scarface.


"Temper's the one thing you can't get rid of, by losing it."

[ReDeeMeR]

Omg you're all sick, I couldnt tell 99% of any quotes you just posted ppl... The only thing in my mind is LOTR quotes :(.

[Yian]

Originally posted by SixShooter
"Temper's the one thing you can't get rid of, by losing it."
Hehehe.... Anger Managment...:D

"If we ain't outta here in ten minutes, we won't need no rocket to fly through space."

[sushi128]

i'll do some more.

Alien

sure hope you guys have seen this one:
"I should have freed the genie when I had the chance."

[NiSythe]

Leslie Nelson is the king of all Quotes!!!!!
Just watch Wrongfully Acussed

[cr3am]

OK, new quote:

"His name is Robert Paulson."

[Odm]

Originally posted by sushi128
i'll do some more.

Alien

sure hope you guys have seen this one:
"I should have freed the genie when I had the chance."
Aladin?

[Chimera[NL]]

Originally posted by cr3am
OK, new quote:

"His name is Robert Paulson."

Fight Club!! (kick ass movie btw)




"There is no "quantum flux"! There's no "auxiliary"! THERE'S NO GODDAMNED SHIP! You got it?!"

[aphremen]

Aliens?

"It seems we'd have joined each other in death!"

[blind_mad_cow]

The Mummy Returns.

an old one, but a good one never the less.

"Are you gunna pull those pistols or whistle dixie?"

[Chimera[NL]]

"There is no "quantum flux"! There's no "auxiliary"! THERE'S NO GODDAMNED SHIP! You got it?!" [/B][/QUOTE]

No, not Aliens......Galaxy Quest.

[Chimera[NL]]

Originally posted by blind_mad_cow
"Are you gunna pull those pistols or whistle dixie?"

Damn, it's on the tip of my tongue...Something from Clint Eastwood I think......ehm...The good the bad and the ugly perhaps?

[aphremen]

Oh my lord you couldn't guess Dune?! and chimera, it's a John wayne line. I think.

[cr3am]

"You ever think you gotta stop living up here, and start living down here?"

[SixShooter]

The Pistols quote is from The Outlaw Josey Wales.

The Up Here/Down Here quote is from 8 Mile.


Thank you, please drive through.


"You kissed your student? What are you, R Kelly?"

[future man]

Is that 25th hour?

[cr3am]

"It's all about misdirection, Stan. What the eyes see, and the ears hear, the mind believes."

[Dying_Corpse]

"hello royal ugly dude"

[wmgreer]

Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure


"do over here...now do over here.......Lupie, leave me alone"

[SixShooter]

Future Man - Yes.

cr3am's is Swordfish.

[Kain]

Gee thisl be hard to guess.

"Dodge This".BANG

[cr3am]

I know it's a Schwarzenneger flick.... THE MATRIX!

"We made a rif[t?] in Death's design!"

[WhoGivesARatsAss]

cr3am fuck u.. i know that movie but i cant get the name.. (Matrix i think.. but which one had the death design part.. how abt final destination.. crap i know that one!)

ok here are my quotes.. it has been done before but just for the fuck of it..

Watch it on our Who gives a rats ass thursdays!

I have only 2 things in this world my word and my balls

I am going to make him an offer (that?) he cant refuse

it aint worth living for.. it aint worth dying for

dont call me bitch its not nice..
shall i call u poo poo kitty fuck then?

dude there is no way we are going to make it

shes a whore!

I am a dangerous judge of talent

dont think u are know u r!

stop tryin to hit me and hit me

[Bobz0r]

Originally posted by WhoGivesARatsAss


I am going to make him an offer (that?) he cant refuse godfather

dude there is no way we are going to make it road trip

I am a dangerous judge of talent the recruit

stop tryin to hit me and hit me matrix



Mine: "Hope, the quinticential anomaly that is humanity"

and "Love is an emotion engineered to halt brain functions of logic and self-control"

[WhoGivesARatsAss]

Originally posted by Bobz0r
Mine: "Hope, the quinticential anomaly that is humanity"

and "Love is an emotion engineered to halt brain functions of logic and self-control"

Matrix Reloaded and
Matrix Reloaded

now another one..

Everyone has been nice to me..
thats because u have big jugs.. i mean ur boobs are cute.. i mean i want to squish them.. mommy..

i am only borrowing ur humvee

there are only two men i trust.. one is me the other is not you..

dude you just fucked up ur ferrari
its NOT MINE!

the end of world is in 1 hour..

[unskinnybob]

thats because u have big jugs.. i mean ur boobs are cute.. i mean i want to squish them.. mommy.. *liar liar*

i am only borrowing ur humvee *the Rock*

dude you just fucked up ur ferrari
its NOT MINE! *the Rock*

Here's one to live by:
"Respect the cock, control the cunt"

Anyone?

[WhoGivesARatsAss]

Originally posted by unskinnybob
thats because u have big jugs.. i mean ur boobs are cute.. i mean i want to squish them.. mommy.. *liar liar*

i am only borrowing ur humvee *the Rock*

dude you just fucked up ur ferrari
its NOT MINE! *the Rock*

Here's one to live by:
"Respect the cock, control the cunt"

Anyone?

Scarface!?!?!

[unskinnybob]

Nope.

[WhoGivesARatsAss]

crap!

[MrBored]

Here's one to live by:
"Respect the cock, control the cunt"


Magnolia or something? Tom cruise said something like that afaik. Then there were falling frogs, that movie was fucked up.

[unskinnybob]

Originally posted by MrBored
Magnolia or something? Tom cruise said something like that afaik. Then there were falling frogs, that movie was fucked up.

Correct, Tom Cruise in magnolia. I couldn't make up my mind wether I liked it or not, since I couldn't get the frogs falling out of the sky either. plus it was a long ass movie. I liked the saying though.

[cr3am]

"We caused a rif[t?] in Death's design." <--- Final Destination/2

here's one:
"We're sending someone to negotiate"
*BOOM!* "Anyone else wanna negotiate?"

[SixShooter]

The Fifth Element.


"It's a "Jump to Conclusions Mat"! You see, you have this mat, with different CONCLUSIONS written on it that you could JUMP TO!"

[MrBored]

"It's a "Jump to Conclusions Mat"! You see, you have this mat, with different CONCLUSIONS written on it that you could JUMP TO!"

That was from that fat fuck in Office Space, damn that was a good movie.

[SixShooter]

(okay, now you have to post a new quote...see?)

[RADiator]

"Did it look at you? Did the fire look at you? It did. Whoa! Wow! Our worlds aren't that far apart after all, are they? So, whoever is doing this knows that animal well, don't they? They know him real well, but they won't let him loose. They won't let him have any fun. Now who doesn't love fire? See...that wasn't such a long trip after all."

[wmgreer]

Originally posted by wmgreer
Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure


"do over here...now do over here.......Lupie, leave me alone"

did anyone get this one? everybody is quoting more than one. anyway i didn't see where anybody guessed the right movie.

[SixShooter]

Backdraft.


"You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up! Now, you will go to sleep or I will put you to sleep. You're in my world now, grandma!"

[RADiator]

Originally posted by SixShooter
Backdraft.SON OF A BITCH HOW THE FUCK DID YOU KNOW THAT ONE!?!?!?! It’s like 10/11 years old!!!!

[SixShooter]

Originally posted by RADiator
SON OF A BITCH HOW THE FUCK DID YOU KNOW THAT ONE!?!?!?! It’s like 10/11 years old!!!!

Because I am SixShooter....SOOOOPER GEEEENIUS!

(No - seriously - I am a die hard movie buff.)

[RADiator]

How about this one:
"It's over. Everything, I did everything wrong. I want my life back. I want it back before everything got fucked up. I want to be a baby again. I want to be new. I WANT TO BE NEW!"

[SixShooter]

Adaptation.

My quote is still active....

[RADiator]

Originally posted by SixShooter
Adaptation. YOU #/&¤=¤¤(?%/ #/?Q #¤)#/¤ AND THAN "!¤#) #"?¤# ""#?¤#&!!!!!!!!

[RADiator]

Originally posted by SixShooter
"You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up! Now, you will go to sleep or I will put you to sleep. You're in my world now, grandma!" Happy Gilmore

[SixShooter]

Don't get mad that I have a near-limitless capacity for useless crap...Challenge me!


And the next quote is.....?

[RADiator]

"Lawyers should never marry other lawyers. This is called "inbreeding," from which comes idiot children and more lawyers."

[SixShooter]

*ahem*


Adam's Rib, the ORIGINAL Battle of the Sexes Movie.

(I said CHALLENGE ME!)


"The richest one percent of this country owns half our country's wealth, five trillion dollars. One third of that comes from hard work, two thirds comes from inheritance, interest on interest accumulating to widows and idiot sons and what I do, stock and real estate speculation. It's bullshit. You got ninety percent of the American public out there with little or no net worth. I create nothing. I own."

[RADiator]

Originally posted by SixShooter
"The richest one percent of this country owns half our country's wealth, five trillion dollars. One third of that comes from hard work, two thirds comes from inheritance, interest on interest accumulating to widows and idiot sons and what I do, stock and real estate speculation. It's bullshit. You got ninety percent of the American public out there with little or no net worth. I create nothing. I own." Wall Street

"I'm a seeker too. But my dreams aren't like yours. I can't help thinking that somewhere in the universe there has to be something better than man. Has to be."

[SixShooter]

*yawn*

Planet of the Apes (the Original)


Some else post a quote - I don't want this to turn into the "Stump SixShooter"thread.

[RADiator]

Originally posted by SixShooter
"Stump SixShooter"thread. STUMP HIM I SAY!!!!

"There are only three kinds of people in the world: thinkers, newspapermen and cattle."

*edited*

HA I GOT HIM I GOT HIM WITH THIS ONE HE DON’T KNOW HE DON’T KNOW!!!!!!

[wmgreer]

do you know what my quote is from?

[Kain]

Originally posted by SixShooter
Backdraft.


"You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up! Now, you will go to sleep or I will put you to sleep. You're in my world now, grandma!"

isnt this one supposed to be

"You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up! Now, you will go to sleep or I will put you to sleep. Check the name tag, You're in my world now, grandma!"

[cr3am]

*cough* happy gilmore

[future man]

"Messiah what do you want us to do?!

"FUCK OFF!"

[WhoGivesARatsAss]

for some reason these got missed..

Watch it on our Who gives a rats ass thursdays!

I have only 2 things in this world my word and my balls

it aint worth living for.. it aint worth dying for

dont call me bitch its not nice..
shall i call u poo poo kitty fuck then?

shes a whore!

dont think u are know u r!

there are only two men i trust.. one is me the other is not you..

the end of world is in 1 hour..

here is a challenge for good ol sixwooter!

[cr3am]

SixShooter, do Future's and mine:

"I owe 100 grand to a fatass loan shark which I spent on a stripper named Molly Mount."

[ghiop]

Originally posted by WhoGivesARatsAss
dont call me bitch its not nice..
shall i call u poo poo kitty fuck then?


That's an easy one. Even I can get that one. It's Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.

Of course, it probably came from some other movie or something, so...

[SixShooter]

its late...cr3am, yours is Armageddon, but you got it wrong. Its Molly MOUNDS.

anyway, when I can concentrate more, I'll get future's.

[cr3am]

jesus christ!

"What the shit? THAT'S MY PHONE!"

[Bobz0r]

Originally posted by WhoGivesARatsAss


Everyone has been nice to me..
thats because u have big jugs.. i mean ur boobs are cute.. i mean i want to squish them.. mommy.. LIAR LIAR

the end of world is in 1 hour..
armageddon???

[Bobz0r]

SMITE ME OH MIGHTY SMITER

[future man]

Bruce Almighty, now someone get mine.

[WhoGivesARatsAss]

Originally posted by Bobz0r


nope not armageddon!

[RADiator]

First of all I would like to ask SixShooter NOT to ignore this post (I want you to suffer and tell me that you don’t know this MUAHAHAHAHA). What I’m about to ask is not a movie quote but a VERY interesting aspect of the movie.
I want YOU SixShooter ot tell me the specific meaning of the ship Neo travelled on (on which Mnorpheus is the captain). This name of the ship bears a specific meaning I want YOU to tell me this meaning.

Cr3am if you know this don’t ruin my fun ok?

[SixShooter]

The ship's named Nebuchadnezzar, the name of a despot from the Bible, who was the ruler of Babylon.

There are several things that can be drawn from this, one is the similarities of the Matrix towers and the Tower of Babel, which was man's attempt at building a tower to reach Heaven - but all who worked on building it were cursed and began speaking in tongues.

The other is that Nebuchadnezzar himself would dine on the heart of a white rabbit every night - following the whole movie's "follow the white rabbit" theme.

Good enough?

[RADiator]

Originally posted by SixShooter
The ship's named Nebuchadnezzar, the name of a despot from the Bible, who was the ruler of Babylon.

There are several things that can be drawn from this, one is the similarities of the Matrix towers and the Tower of Babel, which was man's attempt at building a tower to reach Heaven - but all who worked on building it were cursed and began speaking in tongues.

The other is that Nebuchadnezzar himself would dine on the heart of a white rabbit every night - following the whole movie's "follow the white rabbit" theme.

Good enough? YOU YOU #"#¤"=#"#? !"#¤/"#=)¤)#"/ `!"!/#=!?!? SON OF A #!("#= !!&/"=!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HOW HOW CAN IT BE!?!?!?!?!

[WhoGivesARatsAss]

Originally posted by SixShooter
The ship's named Nebuchadnezzar, the name of a despot from the Bible, who was the ruler of Babylon.

There are several things that can be drawn from this, one is the similarities of the Matrix towers and the Tower of Babel, which was man's attempt at building a tower to reach Heaven - but all who worked on building it were cursed and began speaking in tongues.

The other is that Nebuchadnezzar himself would dine on the heart of a white rabbit every night - following the whole movie's "follow the white rabbit" theme.

Good enough?

Man u are a fucking movie freak.. awesome.. now rape the quotes i placed for ya!

[unskinnybob]

Originally posted by future man
"Messiah what do you want us to do?!

"FUCK OFF!"

Life of Brian.

How about:
"I believe it was professor Plum in the library with a candlestick"

[MrBored]

Cluedo, or was that the name of the board game?...

[RADiator]

Originally posted by unskinnybob
"I believe it was professor Plum in the library with a candlestick" WILL YOU STOP IT YOU SICK BASTARD!?!?!?!

[unskinnybob]

Originally posted by RADiator
WILL YOU STOP IT YOU SICK BASTARD!?!?!?!

It's a quote out of a movie!!!

"I believe it was professor Plum in the library with a candlestick"

[unskinnybob]

Originally posted by MrBored
Cluedo, or was that the name of the board game?...

Correct, the game is Cluedo, but who said it and in what movie?

[RADiator]

Originally posted by unskinnybob
It's a quote out of a movie!!! Ow sorry man i thought its that Laura Palmer stuff again.

[WhoGivesARatsAss]

Damn I was thinking that this will be closed too.. time to get to work OFFICIAL THREAD CRAPPER!

[MrBored]

How about...

"Do you know what nemesis means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case, by a horrible cunt. Me."

[WhoGivesARatsAss]

Devils Advocate!?!?!

[unskinnybob]

Originally posted by MrBored
How about...

"Do you know what nemesis means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case, by a horrible cunt. Me."

Lock, stock and two smoking barrels. I love Guy Ritchie movies.

[MrBored]

Actually it was Snatch :p

[cr3am]

"What the shit? THAT'S MY PHONE!"

[unskinnybob]

Originally posted by MrBored
Actually it was Snatch :p
Fuck - I get confused. Thats right - Snatch, with Brad Pitt and the Pikees and the trailors and the dogs and the diamond and the pigs and the concorde and.... good movie. I enjoyed Lock, Stock and two smoking barrels. Vinnie Jones plays a cool mean man. In Snatch he was a little tainted.

[SixShooter]

Originally posted by cr3am
"What the shit? THAT'S MY PHONE!"


Okay, I'm not sure about this one - I'm GUESSING.

I think its the Matrix, when Neo grabs that dude's phone off the street.

{EDIT - forgot to post a new quote}


"You know, I've tried all sorts of moisturizers. I even went fragrance free for a whole year. Now my sister, she uses some kind of uh... uh... uh.. uh...aloe vera with a little sunscreen in it, and ideally, we should all wear gloves when going to bed, but I found out that that creates a kind of an interference with my... social agenda, you know what I mean."

[cr3am]

&^*&^&*^ #$&^@#**!@(#@&@# #&*(#&*#%&*(@*%& DAMN YOU SIX!!!!

[RADiator]

Originally posted by cr3am
&^*&^&*^ #$&^@#**!@(#@&@# #&*(#&*#%&*(@*%& DAMN YOU SIX!!!! My thoughts exactly.

[unskinnybob]

Fuck - my quote is wrong! It SHOULD READ:
"I believe it was Colonel Mustard in the study with the candle stick".

What movie?

Six's was Oceans Eleven, Frank I believe

[MrBored]

yeah, Oceans Eleven, the latest one ( the original one had frank sinatra and lots of old dead ppl in it )

[RADiator]

Here is a good one:
"Morte, I'm curious... What are you?"
"Me? I'm the head of Vecna. "

[SixShooter]

C'mon...movie quotes only here, people.

[RADiator]

Originally posted by SixShooter
C'mon...movie quotes only here, people. Ok here is another one from the same movie:
"Women were the reason I became a monk - and, ah, the reason I switched back..."

Dont tell me you dont know this one...ow no wait do! :)

[SixShooter]

Ergh. Please don't make me beat you. The Head of Vecna is a D&D Artifact. Morte is a character in Planescape:Torment, which is...a D&D VIDEO GAME.

[RADiator]

Originally posted by SixShooter
Ergh. Please don't make me beat you. The Head of Vecna is a D&D Artifact. Morte is a character in Planescape:Torment, which is...a D&D VIDEO GAME. I have just one question:If you know THIS much when do you sleep......do you even sleep at all?

[ghiop]

Torment was a pretty good game though. :)

[wmgreer]

Originally posted by wmgreer
Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure


"do over here...now do over here.......Lupie, leave me alone"

Since it looks like nobody got this one the movie is "Castlevania 6500"

[Bobz0r]

"If love be rough with you, be rough with love!"

get that, junkie... muahha

[Bobz0r]

6 or so hours and no reply? i win.
(keep thinking. most guys will have never seen this movie, or even recognize the quote if they DID see it.)


its all up to rhenna, if she likes chick flicks


the reason i posted it is cuz my girlfriend wanted to watch it, so i reluctantly agreed. (im such a moron. that movie wasted 2 hours of my life i would rather spend.... NOT watching that movie.)

[SaintDL]

from a jet li movie

we all dread war but only one war can stop them all. and let that be my war. all that comes after it is my kingdom.

[SixShooter]

Jet Li? Hell no.

That's SHAKESPEARE, MOTHERFUCKERS.

Romeo & Juliet, Act 1, sc. 4



"Hell of a situation we got here. Two on, two out, your team down a run and you've got the chance to be the hero on national television... if you don't blow it. Saw your wife last night. Great little dancer. That guy she was with? I'm sure he's a close personal friend, but tell me, what was he doing with her panties on his head?"

[Bobz0r]

omfg you whore...


sixw00ter hacks... i swear you have a little search engine.

[SixShooter]

Bullshit.

I worked for 4 years as an actor at the MD Renaissance Festival, where I performed in Much Ado About Nothing, As You Like It, and...the Scottish Play. (its bad luck to say its name.)

Also, as a senior in high school, I placed 4th in the Annual Shakespeare Festival at the Folger Theatre in the Library of Congress, performing Nick Bottom's soliloquy from A4, S1 of A Midsummer Night's Dream.

My colleagues in the theatre used to call me the "Human Script," since I could memorize scripts so quickly - and retain them for months AFTER the show was wrapped.

But believe me when I say that if there is one thing I know BETTER than movie quotes, that's Shakespeare.

So fuck off.

[cr3am]

MACBETH MACBETH MACBETH

[Shadow]

Damn... just what I was gonna do.

Say the name of MACBETH, the play... I hope that I spelled MACBETH right.

[SaintDL]

wow thats from shakeshpere? honestly though. that aint from jetli, and i dunno no shakesphere. i thoguht that line up. woohoooo. great minds think alike, who knows i might be shaksphere the second?

[SaintDL]

but honestly the best quotes yet comes from actiontrip, by 2lions

"no, i'm married goddammit"

best quote yet

[cr3am]

SixShooter, at school we were wondering what (hehe, aliteration there) movie is this from:

"you fuck my wife?"

[SixShooter]

Originally posted by cr3am

"you fuck my wife?"

Any number of porn flicks, probably.

[RADiator]

Here's one:
"You may know the right wines, but you're the one on your knees. How does it feel old man? "

[SixShooter]

From Russia With Love

Red wine with Fish?
(You hate me, don't you?)


No one got my quote yet....

[cr3am]

Originally posted by SixShooter
Any number of porn flicks, probably. BLIMEY! so you don't know either? It was a real movie...

[SixShooter]

'Fraid not.

While my knowledge of movie quote borders on the obscene, I don't know EVERYTHING.

[cr3am]

easy one:
"There's no crying in baseball!"

[RADiator]

Originally posted by cr3am
easy one:
"There's no crying in baseball!" A league of there own.

[RADiator]

"As you know, we've been swimming. And we've developed a taste for it. We agree that getting our own pool is the way to go. Now before you respond, you should know that your refusal will result in months and months of..."

[Dying_Corpse]

Originally posted by RADiator
"As you know, we've been swimming. And we've developed a taste for it. We agree that getting our own pool is the way to go. Now before you respond, you should know that your refusal will result in months and months of..."
simpsons episode when bart breaks his leg

don't fuck around with me and the simpsons... i'm the master

[RADiator]

"me me me me me...me too"

[Dying_Corpse]

Originally posted by Dying_Corpse
simpsons episode when bart breaks his leg

don't fuck around with me and the simpsons... i'm the master
forgot to include a new quote

"You forgot the one lodged in the barrel"

[WhoGivesARatsAss]

Originally posted by RADiator
"me me me me me...me too"

reloaded..

now heres a bad ass one.. ok i forgot.. but really i just had it in my mind..

ok yes..

here we go again..

"the end of the world is in 1 hr.. "

[RADiator]

Ok if we are going to revive the dead (hentai thread, da wallpaper thread...) Let me post a quote:
"Its not personal. Its strictly business."

[SixShooter]

Oh wow...easy one.

"The Godfather"


"The only thing I like integrated is my coffee."

[Yian]

Sixshooter!!!:D :D Long time no see!!!

Uhh... Malcom X, right? Actually I'm pretty sure it is.

Here is one:
"Go back to Jersey, Sonny. This is the City of the Angels and you haven't got any wings."

[GoldenNugget]

Relatively easy one:
"Give a man a gun and he thinks he's superman. Give him two and he thinks he's God."

[Yian]

Uh, you're supposed to answer my quote before you post a new one...

[GoldenNugget]

sorry

[GoldenNugget]

LA Confidential

[SixShooter]

Golden's was Hard Boiled.

And I'm always around, I'm just so insanely busy that I rarely get time to post. Remember - I am still an AT editor - I'm never really gone.


Easy one - one of my favorite movies.

"Let me give you a little inside information about God. God likes to watch. He's a prankster. Think about it. He gives man INSTINCTS! He gives you this extraordinary gift, and then what does He do, I swear for His own amusement, his own private, cosmic gag reel, He sets the rules in opposition. It's the goof of all time. Look but don't touch. Touch, but don't taste! Taste, don't swallow. Ahaha! And when you're jumpin' from one foot to the next, what is he doing? He's laughin' His sick, fuckin' ass off. He's a tight-ass! He's a sadist! He's an absentee landlord. Worship THAT? NEVER!"

[RADiator]

Devil's Advocate! DAMN I LOVE THAT MOVIE!

[RADiator]

Here's one: "I want this guy dead! I want his family dead! I want his house burned to the ground! I want to go there in the middle of the night and piss on his ashes!"

[WhoGivesARatsAss]

Originally posted by RADiator
Here's one: "I want this guy dead! I want his family dead! I want his house burned to the ground! I want to go there in the middle of the night and piss on his ashes!"

some al pacino movie i presume!.. and yeah i love devils advocate too!

[SixShooter]

The Untouchables

When you think of Pacino, the next logical step is DeNiro. So...let's take the NEXT logical step.....


"If you don't have my money for me, I'll crack your fucking head in front of everyone in the bank. And just about the time I get out of jail, hopefully, you'll be coming out of your coma. But guess what? I'll crack your fucking head again! 'Cause I'm fucking stupid! I don't give a fuck about jail! That's my business. That's what I do."

[kneo69]

I'm gonna guess................... Heat?

"I like the tuna here!":D

[SixShooter]

No. Keep guessing.

[SixShooter]

And yours is "The Fast and The Furious"

[kneo69]

'shooter you have too much time on your hands!:mad: - Casino?

[cr3am]

Shooter, is yours Analyze This?

Sort of a laughing tone: "Just fuckin with you Stan!"

[GoldenNugget]

I'm pretty sure kneo is right about shooter's quote

[Bobz0r]

Cr3am's is from Swordfish.

Heres mine.
"Listen to me Anthony. I got your head in a fuckin' vise. I'll squash your head like a fuckin' grapefruit if you don't give me a name."

movie AND name here... :D

[GoldenNugget]

Casino and Nicky Santoro

"Not true. A matter of fact, right now I have one in my kitchen that’s very clean, smells very nice."

[SixShooter]

The Professional.


"Welcome to Pacific Tech's 'Smart People on Ice'!"

[GoldenNugget]

no its Leon :P

[Yian]

Leon and The Proffesional are the same movie...:p SixShooter is right! Cookies for SixShooter!

[GoldenNugget]

I saw the uncut version...

[RADiator]

Originally posted by SixShooter
The Professional.


"Welcome to Pacific Tech's 'Smart People on Ice'!" Real Genius

"Ernest Hemingway once wrote, 'The world is a fine place and worth fighting for'. I agree with the second part"

*edited*

Suggestion: how about we make this thread a sticky?

[cr3am]

Originally posted by RADiator
Suggestion: how about we make this thread a sticky? ok... :D

[RADiator]

Good :D now back to my quote people.

[SixShooter]

Seven. (or, se7en)


"I mean, my TV Guide interview was six paragraphs about my BOOBS and how they fit into my suit!"

[RADiator]

Hey Six do you have a difficulty settings in that head of yours? If so can you set it on normal instead of hard than?

[kneo69]

LOL, try easy, please!:D

[Yian]

SixShooter, someone quoted Galaxy Quest already, you're too late! But I guess you can quote from the same moivie twice...

Here, the quote that ends all quotes:

"Just the top part. Did you know that there are people who sleep with absolutely nothing on at all."

[Yian]

Surrender SixShooter! You can't possibly get this one!

[SixShooter]

Wow. Toughie.

Hrm...

Let me think.....

Not recent - that's for sure.

Probably from the heyday of cinema......


I'm thinking Jayne Mansfield or something.

I'll get back to you.

[SixShooter]

Okay, I'm stumped. Here's a wild guess.


Audrey Hepburn - "Breakfast at Tiffany's"

If I'm wrong, then so be it. If I got it, all of you will bow down to me and call me the god of movie quotes.

[Yian]

hahahaha....

WRONG!!!!

[cr3am]

Originally posted by SixShooter
If I got it, all of you will bow down to me and call me the god of movie quotes. NEVER!

VERY easy:
"What did i teach you about shooting?"
"Aim small, miss small."

[RADiator]

And so the beast was slain.

[SixShooter]

Okay - second try.

"Roman Holiday"


And cr3am's is "The Patriot"



You will respect mah authoritaahh!

[RADiator]

Originally posted by SixShooter
You will respect mah authoritaahh! I sense panic and despair in your words.....your loosing it Six your loosing it.

[SixShooter]

We'll see. I'm right, aren't I? Go ahead, say it. Everyone knows.

[Yian]

... :( ...

Damn, he got it... yep, it is Roman Holiday.

But it took you twice! No cookies! :p

[RADiator]

SON OF A MOTHERFUCKING BITCH! HOW THE HELL CAN IT BE!?!?!?!

[Yian]

LOL RADiator is in berserk mode.:D

[SixShooter]

Okay, new quote.


"No, you're getting littler Gilbert. You're getting littler, you're shrinking! You're shrinking Gilbert, you're shrinking! Shrinking, shrinking, shrinking!"

[cr3am]

Gilbert Grape? i hate DiCrapio, and i never saw that, but the name sounded familiar

"Some mutha-fuckas are always tryin' to ice skate uphill"

[Shadow]

I'd say the answer , but I don't have a quote. :(

[cr3am]

actually, i'd prefer it if sixshooter said it, as i don't think this movie will stick out particularly well in his head

[aphremen]

I can't remember the movie, but i'm pretty sure that's Samuel L Jackson.

[SixShooter]

Wrong.

Blade. I have both movies on DVD.


"I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days."

[ihateyou]

American Movie.


"FUCK! FUCK! MOTHER FUCKIN' SON OF A BITCH!"

[SixShooter]

I'm sorry...but you're


WRONG!!!

[ihateyou]

Originally posted by SixShooter
I'm sorry...but you're


WRONG!!! Sorry, I thought that was what that one guy said, can you please refresh me on that one?

[ihateyou]

The matrix

UPLUG HIM!

[Chimera[NL]]

That's a nice sig!

[TheKua]

Matrix Reloaded


Smith: Mr.Anderson....




i really sound like smith....ive said it to everyone i know who watched the movie

[SixShooter]

My quote is still active, people...cmon, it isn't that hard....

[Yian]

SixShooter how old are you!? That's the most famous shit Davis said in Bull Durham! Did you actually get to see it when it was in the theater or you just love to watch things from the 70s and the 80s...!?

Well, actually it wasn't the most famous one, that one should be:
"Don't think, it can only hurt the ball club." :D :D

Anyways, I'm out of quotes, too.... well, actually, here is one:

"I think someone should just take this city and just flush it down the fuckin' toilet"

[future man]

Let's see you get this one you bastard.

Quentin: For Christ's sake, Worth, what do you live for? Don't you have a wife, or a girlfriend, or something?

Worth: Nope. I've gotta pretty fine collection of pornography

[SixShooter]

Yian's is Taxi Driver. Can't go wrong with DeNiro.

Future's is a stumper. The quotes don't stick out, but the character names do. I do remember a Quentin being the bad guy in this craptastic movie on SciFi called The Cube, so that's my guess.

[future man]

Dammit to hell, you're right.

[future man]

Ok here's an easy one:
"Well, I've gotta go. I've got a government job to abuse, and a lonely wife to fuck. "

[SixShooter]

Okay, I know this one, but someone else get it.

[Yian]

Nicholas Cage is my favorite actor.

[RADiator]

Originally posted by future man
Ok here's an easy one:
"Well, I've gotta go. I've got a government job to abuse, and a lonely wife to fuck. " Face off. (One of my favourite movies)
"I swear on the lives of my children, give me one last chance to redeem myself and I will sin no more. "

[future man]

The godfather somthing or other.

"Your persistence surprises even me. You're going to give mercenaries a bad name."

I'm goin through all the movies I own now...dammit.

[SaintDL]

ok sixshooter, your good. now i'll let you guess this one.


"then grow stronger"


then the second one


"you smell good"

[SixShooter]

Ok, Future's is easy - "Raiders of the Lost Ark."

Saint's are a little tougher. "Then grow stronger!" was from The 13th Warrior - love that movie. Any retelling of Beowulf is okay in my book.

The second one...no clue. It may be from the same movie, but I'm not sure.

[SaintDL]

I'M IMPRESSED!!!!!1 SIXSHOOTER DO YOU WATCH MOVIES AGAIN AND AGAIN UNTIL YOUR TAPES EXPLODE?
ITS SUCH A SHORT QUOTE AND YOU GOT IT!!!!!!!

the latter one comes from american werewolf i think. or maybe my memory failed me. i dont have the tapes or cds. but i do remember some...

[SaintDL]

okay Six, here's one which should be easy for ya. its pretty obvious



"damn that's impressive!"



if that gets ya i'll give a hint. its not from a movie but from a *hint* *hint* bbc series.


Six if you know it let others guess it. heh heh :)

[Yian]

Yo SaintDL, that's unfair! You hear those words in almost every movie!

[~SOB~]

"I just wanted to cuddle"
"Cuddle? What a fag!"

hint (this was a conversation between two guys in bed together in this movie)

[cr3am]

yeah, saintDL, you gotta give a quote that stands out, not like "Hi, mom!"

[RADiator]

"You don't have to hate a man to completely destroy him." Try getting this one Six.

[SixShooter]

Oh dear God.

I can NOT remember the name of this movie, but its that crappy one with Woody Harrelson as a bald boxer or some shit. Fighting Antonio Banderas or something like that. I think its Play it to the Hilt or something.

This is gonna bother me all day, I can just see it now.

[Bobz0r]

nobody answered SOB's

[RADiator]

Originally posted by SixShooter
Oh dear God.

I can NOT remember the name of this movie, but its that crappy one with Woody Harrelson as a bald boxer or some shit. Fighting Antonio Banderas or something like that. I think its Play it to the Hilt or something.

This is gonna bother me all day, I can just see it now. To the bone...Play it to the bone to be exact...but correct non the less.

[SixShooter]

I can honestly say I don't know SOB's, so if someone else can get it, more power to them.

[cr3am]

Easy:

"And as a result, the sharks got smarter"

[Smapdey]

Easier:

"They used to call me the Waco Kid."

[coppernaut]

cr3am, Deep Blue? At least I think that's the name of that movie where Samuel L. Jackson gets taken out by a super shark...

I got one. Classic line by one of my favorite comedians.

"You're right.. No human being would stack books like this."

[SaintDL]

okie here's another.
"No!!! you pay me 5 bucks!!!"

[SaintDL]

ok so that was a bad quote again but you dun have to let this thread die because of it.

[cr3am]

then don't give bad quotes :mad: :p

easy:
"i like your gun"

[coppernaut]

Since nobody got mine, that's from Ghostbusters! I first saw that when I was 13 and will never forget the quote. haha Bill Murry rocks.

I don't know that one cr3am. And did I get Deep Blue right?

[cr3am]

yeah, Deep Blue Sea

mine was from T3

"Yeah, well i've learned that you have to work twice as hard when it's honest"

[SixShooter]

Gone in 60 Seconds.




"Fuckin' every now and then I fall apart and I need you now tonight. I fuckin' need you more than ever!"

[cr3am]

Bhazard, this is not a favorite quotes thread, this is a game

[cr3am]

Six, what is that quote from?

[SixShooter]

Old School. (The wedding singer)



Okay, new one....

"Don't you love the French language? I have sampled every language, French is my favorite. Fantastic language. Especially to curse with. Nom de dieu de putain de bordel de merde de saloperie de connard d'enculé de ta mère. It's like wiping your ass with silk, I love it."

[SaintDL]

matrix reloaded

[SixShooter]

(Okay, now you post the next quote....)

[SaintDL]

yay my first correct quote.(and the only one)

i dont know of much. but here's one. i hope this isn't something like "hi mum!"


"i'll kick your ass up in a wheelchair, and send you to hell!"

[cr3am]

i dunno Saint, but let's give six another quote to ponder on

"Hey Gitano, you might wake up one morning and find yourself extinct"

[Dying_Corpse]

"I feel... cold"

[Slipknot]

Originally posted by cr3am
i dunno Saint, but let's give six another quote to ponder on

"Hey Gitano, you might wake up one morning and find yourself extinct"

The little mermaid?

[cr3am]

1. NO
2. I hope you're not serious, that was Blade
3. This thread is dying, if it's not alive again by friday, i'm gonna unsticky it

[Hobbes874]

Hmmmmm try this one (should be pretty easy)
1.) "Do or not do, there is no try"
A little harder
2.) "Without pain, without sacrifice, we would have nothing."

[SaintDL]

alright.


HERE'S A GAME QUOTE


"you know i don't care about your client Diana(hint)
if your gonna get me to work for you, you gotta get me interested"

[cr3am]

Originally posted by Hobbes874
2.) "Without pain, without sacrifice, we would have nothing." Sounds a bit like Fight Club.

it's not game quotes, it's movie quotes... so no more Hitman 2

"If you're ever in any trouble, just make a sound like a Giraffe dying."

[dimsum411]

wild guess: ace ventura pet detective

here's mine: "I can walk on water, eat bullets, and shit like chocolate ice cream!"

[cr3am]

It was actually South Park... and i don't know yours

[SixShooter]

Wow. I thought I was the only one who saw that awful movie.

Big Shots.


"It's a lever-action, breech loader. Usual barrel length's thirty inches. This one has an extra four. It's converted to use a special forty-five caliber, hundred and ten grain metal cartridge, with a five-hundred forty grain paper patch bullet. It's fitted with double set triggers, and a Vernier sight. It's marked up to twelve-hundred yards. This one shoots a mite further."