Let's Play: Genocide!

[Smapdey]

In the next five minutes a meteor will strike the Earth. This meteor is magical in that it will always hit only one country and destroy that country in its entirety while leaving its neighbors completely unharmed.

You get to decide which country gets absolutely annihilated, and you should explain why you've decided to rid the world of this country.

I'll start and destroy China simply for the high score it would net me.

[schnitzel_bob]

I choose Albania because of the movie Taken. Fuck Albania.

[Yian]

I choose Vatican City because there are only 800 people living in this country, thus the least casualty.

By coincidence, it is also the heart of the Catholic faith. But I'm sure they will rebuild in no time.

[Fatty]

Finland.

Nooooo, not a Finrand (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtUk3hvWYzo)

[Dark_Swordmaster]

I can only pick one? The apocalypse can't happen fast enough.


I pick the US because I hate everyone in it and really wish they'd all die a horrible death. And that's what this grants me. Tada.

[MrBored]

Hmm, I'd probably go with China as well. It would be nice to rid the world of cheap labour, so first world countries get back to production based economies rather than financial services.

[Dark_Swordmaster]

We need to do research into where we could strike that would set off a global chain reaction. The asteroid itself may not be the killer, but if it somehow causes everyone to die I'd be happy.

[RAY16]

When Planet X returns on December 21st 2012 and smashes into the earth we'll all be dead.

[Yian]

Don't want to distract you guys from the game, but can someone offer a quick explanation as why people keep coming up with new dates for the world's ending? Like, 1999, 2000, and now 2012...

[future man]

Hmm, I'd probably go with China as well. It would be nice to rid the world of cheap labor (fixed), so first world countries get back to production based economies rather than financial services.

I just spent 5 minutes trying to remember my fucking password because this, THIS! Those cocksuckers can't make a decent tool or machine that actually manages to have commonly interchangeable parts with something you'd normally find. Hello, Chicago Electric.

At one of my previous retail jobs we actually had a recall on an outdoor overground firepit because the paint used on the table portion was flammable.

[Rhenna]

I choose Vatican City because there are only 800 people living in this country, thus the least casualty.

In terms of minimizing casualties, I'd say there are probably fewer souls in Antarctica, although that isn't a country. I'd hate to see all that Vatican art and architecture vaporized. Michelangelo would be outraged.

I pick the US because I hate everyone in it and really wish they'd all die a horrible death. And that's what this grants me. Tada.

Gee, you used to be a nice guy... What did I ever do to you?

My first thought was immediately Upper Volta. Not that I have any axe to grind with that nation, or it's inhabitants, but I could just somehow imagine people asking each other, "Didya hear 'bout Upper Volta?"

I just learned that Upper Volta is now known as Burkina Faso. When the hell did that happen? I can't picture anyone saying, "Hey! How 'bout that Burkina Faso, eh?"

I suppose I don't have the mass-murderer gene in my DNA, 'cause I can't really think of a any nation full of people I'd want to see fragged. Not even France.

[Lehesu]

Iran?

[unskinnybob]

I'd hit the frogs. They make shit cars and no one really likes the French.

[Dark_Swordmaster]

That is false. The French love the French.

[burnart]

Hmm, hard to choose but maybe israel/palestine cause they so fucking stupid..

[tisl]

Don't bomb France. They've made some valuable contributions to the automotive world.

[Dark_Swordmaster]

Bomb Isreal. I support them over the Paki's, BUT you get the irony of destroying what the Paki's fight for as well as who they're fighting.

[schnitzel_bob]

I believe you're confusing palestinians with pakistanis. Though I'm pretty sure that was deliberate.

[tisl]

lol. So how about those Austrians and their kangaroos, eh?

[Dark_Swordmaster]

I believe you're confusing palestinians with pakistanis. Though I'm pretty sure that was deliberate.



I wonder if other super villains get to a point where their daft plans are no longer daft because they're predictable and the hero knows the wacky twist before the alarms go off.

[Digital Limit]

Ethiopia.

[Digital Limit]

I mean, they're starving right? Doin' 'em a favor.

[Misty]

North Korea. They're so fucked up it would probably be the first positive thing happening to that nation since the war.

[IcedEarth]

Estonia. Just because they'd never see it coming.

[Alchi]

Poland.
Because they're assholes.

You'd know if you live in eastern europe.

There's a very good reason why Hitler invaded Poland first.

[schnitzel_bob]

Because they still had cavalry? And they had Gdansk, which Germans resented the loss of?

[Alchi]

.... and because polish are assholes.

[Yian]

But Polish made The Witcher! They can't be that bad...

[LittleChief]

Without a doubt; Pakistan.

[Alchi]

That's confusing. Okay, no matter how I don't like it, let's leave poland intact.

Switzerland then?

Since they are neutral, nobody will feel either bad or good for them being gone.
It would be like. "- Switzerland's gone? Meh, I feel neutral in light of these news."

[Dark_Swordmaster]

Dude, they have that big mountain gun. They'll just Armageddon that shit and then we won't have Bruce Willis anymore!

[schnitzel_bob]

Since they are neutral, nobody will feel either bad or good for them being gone.
It would be like. "- Switzerland's gone? Meh, I feel neutral in light of these news."

You get the preliminary Schnitzel_bob seal of approval.

http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/2523/546sealofapprovalz.jpg (http://img101.imageshack.us/i/546sealofapprovalz.jpg/)

[Alchi]

Dude, they have that big mountain gun. They'll just Armageddon that shit and then we won't have Bruce Willis anymore!

What you mean LHC?
It's round so it can only shoot at itself, so we're cool.

And half of it is in france, so surely they would never use it, cause they would rather surrender before shooting it.

[Kain]

lol. So how about those Austrians and their kangaroos, eh?

i thought autria only had body builders who becom governors not giant wacky vermin the cant walk backwards.

and can it be only one nation we hit. i mean could we have a rolling meteor that hits other nations too?

[Dark_Swordmaster]

Can we have a meteor that digs into the core of the Earth so it kills the planet?

[Hobbes874]

Madagascar.....only because of Pandemic II.

[Yian]

That game is pretty addictive.

[SuperDavidGT]

India.

Yes, I condone the massacre of over a billion humans just to stop those cunts calling me up at random hours about my phone bill.

[IcedEarth]

Then pay your bills, dick.

My next vote is Angola.

[Hobbes874]

South Africa for using those annoying ass vuvuzelas.


I love hearing BZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZ for two hours SOLID.

[burnart]

What big gun? Have I missed something?