Movies are good, esp. porn.

[Smapdey]

I'd like to start the movie segment by stating that porn flicks are better, in every way, than chick flicks. I think we'd all agree, Hmmmm?

This is my first post, and that is a picture of me albeit shrunk a bit.

[Petrodon]

You know when you have become a bit too into porn when you order a pizza and a pimply 17 year old ass face with an upside down visor delivers it, instead of a hot 19 year blonde with a plunging neckline and four friends, all of whom just happen to be talking about who gives the best (censored).

[Unspoken]

i like them both...they've got chicks...i LIKE!!!!!!

[killer-olie]

I agree

[Obscurus]

What? That pizza delivery orgy doesn't happen in real life?? That would explain why dominoes doesn't deliver to my house anymore...hmm

[Smapdey]

Here's a friend for all of us: Noxious gases. Just use them to knock out the victim and drag them inside.

[ash933]

UPS should have sexy girls who work for them. Company policy should then be to have the girls thoroughly check your package and make sure it's ok.

[Smapdey]

You mean they're not supposed to do that? Wow. I shouldn't tip him so much.

[Odm]

Did you just say him??? The truth is out about Smapdey I guess... Now they're going to include porn on cellphones. My cellphone is the biggest goddamn piece of shit ever, but that's ok.

[2Lions]

Porn flicks are like your butter and mayo and bacon, and fucking chick flicks are like a decent cake you see on TV! Did this make any sense?! I think not...

[future man]

Dont cloud the issue with facts and whatnot

[Smapdey]

He's always got to bring logic and good judgement into it, doesn't he?

[skribb]

Originally posted by 2Lions
Porn flicks are like your butter and mayo and bacon, and fucking chick flicks are like a decent cake you see on TV! Did this make any sense?! I think not...


wow 2lions, you're a real happyface there:p

[2Lions]

That's me! Mr. Happy Face!!

[Odm]

That sure is..

[SaintDL]

there is wisdom is thy words, and so much more in porno movies, but one thing i agree. too much porn and you will be like below:

walks on the street and find a girl begging. stop to loook and she's cute. so u say u'll help her and take her home for orgy.

[2Lions]

wait, is that a bad thing?

[SaintDL]

if she got aids. who knows why in dah first place she got there?

but hell yeah i always imagine myself in that scenario haw haw haw


and yah pls take part in my rpg, any corny shit is fine, but ps try, yeah try not to kill me yet. ^^;

[~SOB~]

porn with a story line is the greatest. You can't beat the guy walking into the chearleader lockerroom and having an orgy, or the repair man coming over to fix something and getting his tool worked on by the "lonely, hot and horny housewife". Lets not forget about babysitter movies

Classics, all of them. and the cheesy lines, Oh my, to die for

[Smapdey]

Porn with story lines are great. That's what a lot movies are in essence. Bad porn with story lines. Bad story lines. I think that a lot of movies would be whole lot better if they had lots of sex in them. That's what we want!

[absent]

You have some serious sexual frustrations. Get out more! :D

[Smapdey]

Not really. I'm just sick, I really have a very normal sex life.

[SaintDL]

wait will someone get me a whore?
i was thinking of raping a 87 year old lady i saw down my apartment

[Smapdey]

Ummmmm...

Yeah...