My cousin is a fucking DUMBASS.

[absent]

Heres the deal:

He's a real nice kid, his dad (my uncle) is a drunkard and he (cousin) has asthma along with his mom. Anyway now he has started SMOKING CIGARETTES and drinking ALCOHOL. And he has ASTHMA. Good mixture, don't you think? What a goddamn stupid idiot. His dad has started puking blood, which means he is going to DIE from all the years of drinking if he doesn't stop now. I hope that he finally understands, (he's a really nice guy too) and explains his kid the dangers of drinking. I think I'm going to beat the living shit out of my cousin and then take him to the gym to see that there are alternatives to cigarettes and alcohol.

Oh, I forgot the best part. He is 14 years old. What a dork.

[AVataRR]

mmmmm... I know this is cliché, but I think he's trying to be kewl. Show him as many ways to be kewl as you can. (and I'm sure it'll be "kewl - really kewl" and not "kewl - this'll really fuck up your life, kewl")

[Smapdey]

Take him to the gym? Beat that fucker's ass with a 2 by 4. That'll change minds real quick.


Stupid Fucker.

[future man]

Man, cigs suck ass, i cant quit for shit now that i started again, hit me with a 2x4.

[Hobbes874]

futureman are you talking about Signs still?!?

[future man]

LOL....no cancer sticks...hit me

[cr3am]

my uncle is two years younger than me :\

[absent]

I'll take him to the gym in order to show the dumb bastard that he can waste time in other ways than drinking and smoking.

[Odm]

I'm happy to see I'm not that dumb...

[Smapdey]

Your uncle is two years younger than you? I thought my family was weird. Every child is two years apart here.

[Yian]

Not surprised... I'm someone's uncle. He is 10 years older than me... I never get it right so don't ask me how...

[Dying_Corpse]

i see it runs in the family

[cr3am]

k, my grandpa had three kids. One of them was my dad. Then he divorced my grandma, and twenty or more years later remarried. then he had two kids, my aunt and uncle. My aunt is less than a year younger than me, and my uncle is two years younger than me.

[Marc]

My brother has asthma and he smokes like a pack a day. Genious i tell him. I smoke like a pack every 2 weeks. When i did some of course.

[NirvanaFan2006]

the only thing i'll smoke is weed. cigs are dumb... only get u addicted.

[Shadow]

gimme weed any day... cigs == addictive and fuck ur lungs... more.

[future man]

they fuck your lungs bout the same there man, but yeah, id ratehr smoke weed too(and often do)

[NirvanaFan2006]

cigs are addictive and weed is only psychologicaly addictive (i.e. you want more and more cause you like the feeling)... and you dont get cancer or any of that lung/throat problem crap you do from cigs.