The "ihateyou" dictionary [Archive]

unskinnybob

June 5th, 2003, 01:13 AM

If anyone has a clue what ihateyou is talking about, please translate it under this topic. Personally I haven't a fucking idea what he's trying to say. Someone put an orange raincoat on the little sucker. "MMmmm mm mmmm mm".

Here is a good example, posted yesterday:
ihateyou [ MEMBER ] [ Jun 04 2003, 10:57 GMT ] [ EDIT ] [ REPLY ]
hmm... today i will be telling of the dyslexic rainbow named goranide well i am writing this as i go so don't expect much...

once upon a chair sat poor goranide thinking of how the bulls at school shot his best friend (thats bulls not bullies(sounds odd)-)

And since goranide was a vengeful yet very dyslexic persons and was also part goranide he ran to the school dumping himself everywhere. Now there was no one left for poor goranide and thinking that he was going to spend the rest of his life in prison, he was later boinicly aniolated and then killed on the spot...

now remember do not have vengance in your heart or in your brain its unhealthy and could lead to the production of the mystical chemicle GORANIDE!

WhoGivesARatsAss

June 5th, 2003, 01:52 AM

dude i think he is suffering from some kindof fucking disorder and the doc recommended him to post whatever the fuck comes in his mind.. at AT.. to our dismay or enjoyment but really i dont even have a fucking clue as to what he is trying to say.. really first it was hilarious.. now its like.. dude what the fuck man.. what are u saying.. is this even english..

but i was abt to make such a thread.. just if someone understands the poor fella.. i mean i have a compulsive abusive disorder and i found this site to abuse on.. as i cant do so in the work environment and i aint in the college anymore.. this was actually recommended to me and i have started abusing less while driving.. but this guy is really giving me the creeps.. i wish he comes here and posts something that finally sums this mystery!

btw what in the name of fucking fuck is a goranide!

unskinnybob

June 5th, 2003, 04:32 AM

Fuck knows what goranide is. That is exactly my point.

MrBored

June 5th, 2003, 04:46 AM

goranide is an anagram for organdie, which is a stiff transparent fabric of cotton or silk, used for trim, curtains, and light apparel... but I dont think that was what he was meaning.

WhoGivesARatsAss

June 5th, 2003, 05:01 AM

Originally posted by MrBored
goranide is an anagram for organdie, which is a stiff transparent fabric of cotton or silk, used for trim, curtains, and light apparel... but I dont think that was what he was meaning.

you think you are a wise ass.. now make sense outta what he said!

MrBored

June 5th, 2003, 05:51 AM

hehe, I dont think there is any sense to be made of it, he was tripping on LSD and didn't know what planet he was on. I'm surprised he could type.

Shadow

June 5th, 2003, 09:56 AM

That guy is wack!

ghiop

June 5th, 2003, 12:10 PM

I think the "mystical chemical goranide" is actually Orange-Ade. Like gatorade!

Hobbes874

June 5th, 2003, 12:30 PM

wtf???........................ that was the largest amount of words slapped together to make one fucked up story. I have no idea what a goranide is, unless he spelt it wrong, like everything else. What's up with the part about "dumping himself everywhere" does he mean crapping?? very very confusing!!
:confused: :confused: :confused:

mR-D

June 5th, 2003, 05:28 PM

I think that this guy must be doing something like Quantam Phyisics and the flavours of quarks.
What ever drug he's smokin... I'd like to know what it is...
He is either a complete genius, or a fucking toss-off.

sushi128

June 5th, 2003, 05:32 PM

ok, so he means "annihilate" in that one sentence, and, i guess he just slapped "goran" onto the commonly used suffix "-ide". and it seems as though his dyslexia has NOTHING to do with the story.

and how can goranide be a mystical chemical? is he saying that rainbows are mystical chemicals? or just this particular dyslexic rainbow?

Kain

June 5th, 2003, 06:00 PM

its pretty obviouse what this guys talking about, i think its about some kid with dislecia that had bullies and one day whent to school with a gun, and because he had dislecia[ i dont think im spelling that correct] instead of just shooting the bullies he started killing anyone and was [ the person who wrote this needs to learn how to spell....or stop trying to type in code...] alienated and then shot him self because he didnt want to go to prison

.....well i think thats what he meant.......

Downfall

June 5th, 2003, 06:45 PM

I think the "mystical chemical goranide" is actually Orange-Ade. Like gatorade!

Maybe its Agent Orange:D

ihateyou

June 7th, 2003, 07:14 PM

looks like you need some help from me, Well all the strange words I have been saying (obviously) have no meaning, There just an example of what I do to make my life les misserable.

hmm. Ofcoars in America we just walk around being misserable...

sushi128

June 8th, 2003, 12:48 AM

i dunno....i walk around more confused than miserable in America.

SaintDL

June 8th, 2003, 09:07 AM

i met destiny! from the moment i see his post i was so horribigily suprised i just had to fuck an gorandie and goranide and gorilla. good day to you, sire.

unskinnybob

June 9th, 2003, 03:55 AM

Originally posted by ihateyou
looks like you need some help from me, Well all the strange words I have been saying (obviously) have no meaning, There just an example of what I do to make my life les misserable.

hmm. Ofcoars in America we just walk around being misserable...

Would someone please find out where ihateyou lives, go over to his house and give him a hug? Also, give him a wedgie and tell him Bob said: "Hi".

Odm

June 9th, 2003, 03:57 AM

Originally posted by SaintDL
i met destiny! from the moment i see his post i was so horribigily suprised i just had to fuck an gorandie and goranide and gorilla. good day to you, sire. you're as odd as ihateyou. Maybe you are ihateyou...

WhoGivesARatsAss

June 9th, 2003, 04:09 AM

ihateyou my ass.. i just like tits!

Yian

June 9th, 2003, 03:57 PM

Hahaha...

BTW, ihateyou, you might want to check protzrbie's poem thread. Your weird words could have some great use there. hehehe...:D

http://www.atrip.net/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1135&highlight=poetry

Hobbes874

June 10th, 2003, 02:39 PM

Originally posted by Yian
Hahaha...

BTW, ihateyou, you might want to check protzrbie's poem thread. Your weird words could have some great use there. hehehe...:D

http://www.atrip.net/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1135&highlight=poetry
lol, so true. maybey ihateyou's gibberish will appeal to hippies or someone

wmgreer

June 10th, 2003, 08:55 PM

ihateyou needs a hug.

WhoGivesARatsAss

June 10th, 2003, 11:31 PM

ihateyou needs a whore!

ghiop

June 10th, 2003, 11:58 PM

Or maybe if he found a really affectionate hooker, you'd both be satisfied. :)

Shadow

June 11th, 2003, 12:51 AM

Lol Ghiop... Gold.

WhoGivesARatsAss

June 11th, 2003, 01:01 AM

Originally posted by ghiop
Or maybe if he found a really affectionate hooker, you'd both be satisfied. :)

dude affectionate and hooker dont go together!

MrBored

June 11th, 2003, 03:45 AM

dude affectionate and hooker dont go together!

ofcourse they do, just depends on how much you're willing to spend

unskinnybob

June 11th, 2003, 06:42 AM

I am surprised how most any problem in WGARA's life can be solved by sex... What do you do when you contract herpes? Screw some special variant of prostitute with magical healing powers? LOL.

MrBored

June 11th, 2003, 06:51 AM

Thats like the stupid ass people in this country that believe they can get cured of aids by raping a white woman, bah, assholes.

wmgreer

June 11th, 2003, 11:30 AM

Originally posted by MrBored
ofcourse they do, just depends on how much you're willing to spend

probably can't afford an affection hooker.

WhoGivesARatsAss

June 11th, 2003, 10:48 PM

Originally posted by unskinnybob
I am surprised how most any problem in WGARA's life can be solved by sex... What do you do when you contract herpes? Screw some special variant of prostitute with magical healing powers? LOL.

everything in this world can be solved by WHORES!

ihateyou

June 16th, 2003, 10:34 AM

HI BOB! I AM HERE TO WRECK YOUR DAY, HOW I MANAGE TO DO THIS BY PRESSING A FEW KEYS I DO NOT KNOW. HERE'S TO HELL ON EARTH! HAVE FUN!

WhoGivesARatsAss

June 16th, 2003, 10:39 PM

ihateyou where the fuck have u been man?

unskinnybob

June 17th, 2003, 05:31 AM

Originally posted by ihateyou
HI BOB! I AM HERE TO WRECK YOUR DAY, HOW I MANAGE TO DO THIS BY PRESSING A FEW KEYS I DO NOT KNOW. HERE'S TO HELL ON EARTH! HAVE FUN!

Was that a haiku?

WhoGivesARatsAss

June 17th, 2003, 05:33 AM

what the fuck is a haiku?

wmgreer

June 17th, 2003, 09:20 AM

Originally posted by WhoGivesARatsAss
what the fuck is a haiku?

Haiku is a small poetry with oriental metric that appeared in the XVI century and is being very popular mainly in Japan. It's been disseminating in all around the world during this century. It have an old and long story that reminds the spiritualist philosophy and the Taoist simbolism of the oriental mistics and Zen-Buddhist masters who express much of their thoughts in form of miths, simbols, paradoxes and poetic images like the Haiku. It's done to transcend the limitation imposed by the usual language and the linear/scientific thinking that treat the nature and the human being as a machine.
It's a contemplative poetry that valorizes nature, color, season, contrasts and surprises. Usually it has 3 lines and 17 syllabes distributed in 5, 7 and 5. It must register or indicate a moment, sensation, impression or drama of a specific fact of nature. It's almost like a photo of some specific moment of nature.

More than inspiration, it's need meditation, effort and perception to compose a real Haiku.

ghiop

June 17th, 2003, 10:39 AM

I'll confess that I've always preferred tankas.

wmgreer

June 18th, 2003, 01:37 PM

Originally posted by ghiop
I'll confess that I've always preferred tankas.

HUH?

Downfall

June 18th, 2003, 01:56 PM

wasn't that a toy truck?

ihateyou

June 19th, 2003, 09:37 AM

Originally posted by WhoGivesARatsAss
...fuck is a haiku? I am indeed also confused, I don't know if our dear freind bob is talking about my signiture, Or.... maybe he just hates me so much that he will try to destroy me in a blind rage without any perpose other than to through odd words at all of us only confusing us further so that I might just leave. also my internet was down so i couldn't do anything till i payed it.. ... really now i have my self confused... ...probebly just my low attention span.