Team Fortress 2

[cr3am]

does ANYONE have any news on this? i'd like to see ANYTHING about it that isn't a year old!!111

[absent]

Vaporware.

[cr3am]

explain

[absent]

Dead. No progress. Out cold.

[future man]

I have this game, its ok, want it, send me a case of vodka and a wookie.

[AVataRR]

Dewd!! its gonna come out in 1999!!

Isn't that great, EpisodeI is coming out tthat same year!!

And my parents said they'd be getting me that 366MHZ Celeron Laptop from Acer for Christmas!!

Its gonna be a great year!@#$%^&*

[Raxc]

Didn't they say that they've developed an in-house hush-hush engine for TF2 and scrapped the HL version one?




AHAHAHAHAHAHA

[NuclearWhale]

I heard that it was still going, or maybe that was Duke Nuken Forever.

[future man]

I have them both, send vodka and wookies.

[neXioz]

future, you know that i have doom7 ? send me a chrismas-tree and ill give it to you

[Yian]

Anyone intrested in buying Max Payne 4? Send me Vodkies and Wooka! Repeat, Vodkies and Wooka! Hehehe... if you can find any...

[neXioz]

i have max payne karate. send me a virtual kiss and its yours ;)

[Medium-T]

its in the same vault as HL2.

[cr3am]

i have HL3, as well as Splinter Cell: Splinterer

[Smapdey]

That's nothing. I have:

Duke Nukem Forever 2
Half Life 7
Quake 16
Doom 13
Halo 8
Morrowind 2
Warcraft 8
Starcraft 5
Diablo 7
A 100 terrabyte hard drive
A 60 terraflop processor

[Phoosh]

Wait a minute! There's no diablo 7! You lie! Liar!

If I ever see you, I'm clawing out your eyes and sewing them on my sweater as nipples

[Smapdey]

Oh my bad, I meant Diablo 6. Sorry! Sorry!

[cr3am]

HAHA SMAP! i have Diablo 6.17 :p

i also have CS:CCCCZZZZ

but, i'd give you my HALO, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, and 7 for the HALO 8.

[NuclearWhale]

I have Extreme Paintbrawl 23, better then the first one but not by much. Any takers?

[cr3am]

Originally posted by NuclearWhale
I have Extreme Paintbrawl 23, better then the first one but not by much. Any takers? meh, you can take my HL -1 for that

[Yian]

Is Diablo 6.17 the patched version of Diablo 6? Does it fix the problem of crashing when you select 128-bit texture?

[Medium-T]

you can get a mod for diablo 6.17 that will give you 256bit textures, but you need a radeon 97,000 to be able to display them.

[cr3am]

Originally posted by Yian
Is Diablo 6.17 the patched version of Diablo 6? Does it fix the problem of crashing when you select 128-bit texture? no, it fixes the mod error for the problems with the 256 and 512 bit textures, silly fool

Originally posted by Medium-T
you can get a mod for diablo 6.17 that will give you 256bit textures, but you need a radeon 97,000 to be able to display them. laf... you're using yesterdays technology. Best be stickin with the GeForce9000

[Yian]

No way! GeForce9000 has so many bugs with DirectX 55.2! I will go with my Radeon Dominator 40V Pro with 1024GB DDR III!

[cr3am]

Originally posted by Yian
No way! GeForce9000 has so many bugs with DirectX 55.2! I will go with my Radeon Dominator 40V Pro with 1024GB DDR III! noooo, you're supposed to use the GeForce9000 with DirectX 56! pssssh.... n00b

[Smapdey]

You're all idiots for still using Windows! Get with the times, AT OS is the best for running anything, it doesn't spy on you, and it automatically gives you music and porn and best of all, AT.

[future man]

I would kill for that/.

[cr3am]

whoa there, who said i was using windows? after microsoft went bankrupt from buying sony, and the PS83's failure, and the XBOX72 being too expensive too make, all the windows just sucked

[Yian]

I still can't get rid of my XBox72 on Eboo! Any one want to buy it? Includes Hitman 12: Return of the Duke!

[cr3am]

If you throw in GTA17, i'll give you fifteen bucks

[Yian]

LOL together we should make a game called SimCity 10 Expansion Pack: City of Bullshit!

[neXioz]

and of course

Duke Nuken 4 Never, it would fit in this time of future...

and btw, did anyone here about the new nVidia card GeWeakness5000GP ?

[Bobz0r]

and then, AMERICAS MARINES- OWNED IN KOREA
cuz thats whats gonna happen... damn gooks are gonna nuke us
no noobs, my 486 is where its at, on your damn alienware computers... i love my 486... even though it doesnt work, its still the shit

[Yian]

Yo fuck not even funny! If they got nuked our government might retaliate then the shit will hit the god damn fan! Everyone is gonna be dead!

[Raxc]

Ya know... on election day way back when ... when i saw the candidtates(sp for sure) of Gore and Bush I had htis feeling... we're all gonna die. Clinton just seemed so... right.

You militaristic people who were always bitching about CLinton now get your chance.

[Bobz0r]

clinton is fine in my book, good diplomat, and a ladies man to boot.

bush just wants oil in iraq (he is a texan mind you)

[cr3am]

stay on topic!

we're talking about the GeForce9000 and GTA72

[Bobz0r]

you mean Geforce1000 and GTA69?

69 had a better story but gta73 blew it out of the water gfx wise.


how bout 3dmark 387873???

[cr3am]

meh, they had too many problems when it froze up with any nVidiATi card

[Yian]

Yo... there was a time I was flying this F-18 over the New Liberty City and I ACTUALLY saw the HQ of those All-Kinda Terrorists! I used the nuke cheat and dropped it on their HQ, and the entire island turned into a brown shit! You can even see it if you are in side the city! It is a shame that the cheats section of GTA72 in AT never mentioned this...

[Bobz0r]

it is,,,

A DAMN SHAME

direct x 10000 comes out tomorrow.

[cr3am]

I KNEW i forgot something. but my Good Ol' ActionTrip Calendar of Important Useless Geek Events woulda reminded me anyways

i'm sure glad AT bought off M$ and bankrupted them. buying MS was like pocket change for them

[Bobz0r]

yeah microsuck was starting to piss me off.... it all started back in march of 2003 when the march patch for Asherons Call ruined the class that i played... no more pvp feral intendant for me :(

then atrip bought microsuck and the world became a better place

[neXioz]

ok, now its year 2086, right ? did team fortress 2 ever came out yet ? or is it still under development ?

[future man]

You guys get the fuck out of the future, its getting cramped.

[cr3am]

future man is just jealous cuz he can't get there.

After TFC 2.0 was a huge success, and got more popular than Counter-Strike, because of the built in hacks, and they decided to restart the TF2 developement. Under the new direction of AT, it came out in a year, with the most awesome engine anybody's ever seen. Then GTA43 used that engine, and a hugely great story line. TF2 wasn't the most popular game ever anymore :(

[neXioz]

god damnit... i thought it was a great game... so Counter-Strike 11.5e with this great Half-life engine still ownz teh net ?

[Yian]

What the heck is wrong with CS 11.5e? When you attach the Stinger Module on the AK 103, it takes up almost half of my holographic screen! How can I shoot if I can't even see? Anyway to make the X-Ray goggle available to Terroists, too? So I could see while using the Stinger?

[Yian]

Exactly why I stopped playing CS these days...

[cr3am]

plus they gayed up the run. now you have to slow down every few minutes :rolleyes: i just CAN'T believe what Sega is doing to that game

[Bobz0r]

sega... sega cant touch cs

[cr3am]

you fucking dumbass

[Medium-T]

Rofl, "built in hacks" i can just see the bastards at valve doing that.

[cr3am]

Originally posted by Medium-T
Rofl, "built in hacks" i can just see the bastards at valve doing that. and they did, with Sega's approval too! Jeez i hope their upcomming release of Sand Squadron is better than cs

[Bobz0r]

snow squadron has the m192-15 autosupermatic raydecimation gun..

better than sand squadron..
and eskimos are more fun to kill
dont you remember the eskimo-american war of 2069

geez people these days just arent cultured at all

[cr3am]

yeah, Sand Squadron IS the sequel to Snow Squadron, but the thing Sand Squadron has that Snow Squadron doesn't is the AK93 with attachable Rocket Launcher, and the M27 with attachable Rocket Launcher. Also, Sand Squadron has the St00pide Nade, to make your enemies retarded on sight.

[Yian]

That's why my teammates were runnig in circles and making chicken's sound... they were retarded! Not even Nano-Enhancement can save them? Ooops, I forget, that's for CT only... This is so unbalanced! No wonder T lose ALL THE TIME!

[neXioz]

Here is the fixes coming to CS12...

this fixes will be in CS 12.00:

+ AK258 - New Weapon Added!

+ Added new arms for terrorist - Now it's no longer a tree-stick, its a metalpipe!

+ Sound bug - No more birds quittring the "kill me" song in the chineese food resturant map - Added the birds quittring "fuck me" song instead.

+ Added Cheat - look through walls

+ No more fucks to fix!

[Marc]

You guys still play Crap-Strike ? Wow, i gave that up a LONG time ago. Now adays i play Commandos 15: We'll kill em with our canes, and BattleField 2069: Eskimo Attack.

[Bobz0r]

ahh i like your reference to my made up eskimo war... muahahha

[cr3am]

you're a dumbass bob :D;)

yeah, BF62 was great

[Bobz0r]

cr3am you didnt have to tell me that, i allready know

[Marc]

What servers do you guys play on ? I prefer the ActionTrip Server #2056. Although i like ActionTrip #101 and #643 too.

[Jaredster]

http://www.planetfortress.com/tf2/

[Smapdey]

Well after Mcdonalds nuked Kansas, has anyone else noticed that Emperor Smapdey seems to be executing more and more clowns?

[Marc]

Emperor Smapdey ? He's only the Head of the Army. Emperor 2Lions rules the country.

[Yian]

That Arctic Elite Avanger in CS has some reference from Eskimo Attack...

[Bobz0r]

true, but the post- 2069 war body armor upgrades have yet to be implemented in the new cs, emporor smapdey has yet givven approval for models to be made of this top secret technology

[Yian]

Hmmm... As soon as this thread hit five pages, I won't post anything here again. It has to stop at some point.

[neXioz]

what about emperor nexioz taking over the world ?

[Marc]

they dont let nobody's be emperor. When smapdey dies im next

[neXioz]

ah god damnit. then i must hire hitman codename 2069 - to kill you!

[cr3am]

Originally posted by Bobz0r
true, but the post- 2069 war body armor upgrades have yet to be implemented in the new cs, emporor smapdey has yet givven approval for models to be made of this top secret technology yeah, and that mutiny which is happening tomorrow (shhhhhh) will put Sir cr3am onto the top position. And anyone spelling his name wrong is punishable by death.

I was so glad when AT bought out Microsoft and the government

[Marc]

Originally posted by neXioz
ah god damnit. then i must hire hitman codename 2069 - to kill you!

too late, he's paid for by me.

PS: 2069 ? that was after the Eskmio-American war. The war ended a long time ago.

[Smapdey]

Hey, I'm friends with the four horsemen, after being proven in the critical battle of San Fransisco against the bug armies. We fought valiently in that battle, the forces of evil fighting along side the forces to good to destroy the alien menace. I was made an archangel and emperor of the Grey realm.




(Sorry if this weirded anyone out, I've been toying with this idea in a different form for awhile.)

[neXioz]

Originally posted by Smapdey
Hey, I'm friends with the four horsemen, after being proven in the critical battle of San Fransisco against the bug armies. We fought valiently in that battle, the forces of evil fighting along side the forces to good to destroy the alien menace. I was made an archangel and emperor of the Grey realm.




(Sorry if this weirded anyone out, I've been toying with this idea in a different form for awhile.)

Holy sheaat! You are the one !

[cr3am]

Originally posted by neXioz
Holy sheaat! You are the one ! he just got overthrown. I am now "Emporer cr3am" who killz f00ls for spelling my name wrong

[Smapdey]

cr3am is wanker, but i still like men

[cr3am]

YOU GOT

[cr3am]

that's why i love the "Who's Online" thing, i can see when you're editing a post smadey :p:p:p

k, back on topic:

What do you guys think of Warcraft 17? I think that's the first REALLY good one, but meh, i still don't like it too much

How about Roller Coaster Tycoon 13? When they decided to add those "Acts of God" (ex: earthquake) and "Death Bots" i think it added a whole new easiness to killing people, that made it better

and finally, what about StarCraft 2? After 66 years, we finally got it!! It's actually fun!!!

[neXioz]

no, starcraft 2 uses the old unreal7 engine, nothing good for strategy gaming. and the game is too slow, and too lame. i dont like the Special-nuke-ghost unit. and this coming expansion to it, "Zerglings Daddy" will have moon nukes! that sucks! will completely destroy everything on the map, even yourself!!!

[cr3am]

you're forgetting about the cheap, but useful, sheild men. Remember? All they do is stand on a planet, and give a sheild whose radius is equal to their strength, in kilometers?

[Bobz0r]

Ahh yes, the good ol' Shield Troopers.. the best way to fend off a Moon Nuke, unless you use Supreme Protection, a level 47 Templar skill, but its very difficult to get before your Terranian enemy acquires Moon Nukes

[cr3am]

not with my strategy :p

[Marc]

Anyone playing Star Wars Galaxies 16 ? Really cool. There now making it 1000 years after the fall of the empire. No one can be a Jedi, Smuggler, Marksmen, or anything. You dont do anything, and pay 50 Smaps a hour. (1 Smap = 200 old USD).

[cr3am]

thanks for reminding me, i still have to change that.... anyways, yeah, best star wars galaxies game EVER

[Bobz0r]

sorry, had to say it...


Worst Episode EVER!

[Raxc]

Petty Fools. It may have taken several centuries in the making but finally Daikatana 2 has been released and totally blows away the market!! The photo-realistic graphics, the... oh blah, I suck at this.

[cr3am]

yeah you do. cuz daikatana 2 sold the least games out of any 2091 console system OR computer system.... that's worse than Bruce Lee Action Fighting 19 and Unreal 7 (not UT7, Unreal 7)

[Yian]

Oh God... I'm back again. I can't believe this but bullshitting is too addictive...

[Smapdey]

Guys, Freelancer 6 is the best game ever, I know freelancer 8 is out, but Freelancer 6 was amazing. It was orgasmic. The FPS part of it was the best I've ever played.

I also liked Homeworld 26, that was great fun, the final battle where you destroy a planet by causing the enemy fleet to crash into it, that was the best ever.

GTA 83, That was one great game. They even set it in the '80s! Well, the 2280s, but it was still great despite being in such an old time period before induction field weapons and lightsabers were actually able to be built with nanotechnology.

Anyways, I just put a new hyperdrive on my ship, I'm going to be doing a quick run out to Alpha Prime, anyone out there want me to bring them anything from earth? I know it's only a 6 hour flight, but still.

Oh yeah, and with the new genesequencing available, I was able to get a new set of wings from my back. They're awesome!

It's sort of cool how we're all speaking in the dead language of old english, Latin came back big!

[AVataRR]

U know, its kinda crap how you guys turned my thing on its head and started talking about the future. I started talking about 1999 stuff to say that TF2 is never ever going to be released. U shoulda done the same. Would've been helluva lot funnier :p

Oh whell.....

The Matrix is going to rock!

[Smapdey]

Fucking Australians.

I'm joking.

[Yian]

Does that mean our fun in the future has ended? No...! I just got back!

[cr3am]

remember back in the day, with HALO 4?

[Bobz0r]

yeah man, old school