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Smapdey
June 11th, 2003, 12:04 PM
Can anyone explain to me why on God's sweet earth I need to make the motherfucking bed? I would really love it if someone would explain this to me.

Yian
June 11th, 2003, 12:08 PM
Making bed is a waste of time and brings you no good but reminds you every morning that your life is meaningless act with repetitive shit to do such as making a bed. I never make my bed.

BTW, I live by myself now, so no ones bitches about nothing even if I don't have a bed.

Odm
June 11th, 2003, 12:08 PM
Because your mom says so? No really, I don't understand the point either.

sushi128
June 11th, 2003, 12:11 PM
well, the room does look a lot spiffier if the bed is made ;)

Hobbes874
June 11th, 2003, 12:53 PM
so you can spend the rest of the day looking at it. j/k I dunno because it looks nice if someone else looks at it?? eh

Smapdey
June 11th, 2003, 01:03 PM
My point exactly. There is no reason. Why the fuck is anyone looking at my bed?

kneo69
June 11th, 2003, 02:01 PM
Sounds like the beginnings of a RANT to me! Just do what your mother tells you and make your bed young man!:D

wangstramedeous
June 11th, 2003, 02:57 PM
I guess its nice to look neat. I usually bum around for a while then make my bed. Yeah but not many ppl come to my place, talk less of looking at my damn bed. I dunno. How about this for a question: If you were about to have sex, would u want a neat bed or an unmade bed?

Hobbes874
June 11th, 2003, 03:03 PM
Originally posted by Smapdey
My point exactly. There is no reason. Why the fuck is anyone looking at my bed?
*wink* mabey the ladies like a clean bed, if you know what I mean

Chimera[NL]
June 11th, 2003, 03:45 PM
Originally posted by Hobbes874
*wink* mabey the ladies like a clean bed, if you know what I mean

fuck them......I always leave the cum- en shitstains right where are!

Chimera[NL]
June 11th, 2003, 03:46 PM
O and Hobbes.....I really like your sig!

Hitman
June 11th, 2003, 04:15 PM
I never understood the point of it, I still think it's a chick thing really.. and what's up with chicks constantly changing the bed sheets, for crying out loud if they don't smell or haven't turned colors then why bother, if it ain't broke don't fix it.. even after being in the military my bed is rarely made, only time I do it is if chicks or homies are coming over.

mR-D
June 11th, 2003, 07:30 PM
I reckon that making the bed is stupid if your gonna sleep in it again 12-15 hours later...


(PS- Smapdey.... why does your sig say SAMPDEY???)

wmgreer
June 11th, 2003, 07:47 PM
Originally posted by Hitman
I never understood the point of it, I still think it's a chick thing really.. and what's up with chicks constantly changing the bed sheets, for crying out loud if they don't smell or haven't turned colors then why bother, if it ain't broke don't fix it.. even after being in the military my bed is rarely made, only time I do it is if chicks or homies are coming over.

Chick thing, huh? Not in my case. If I didn't have to make the bed, change the sheets, etc. I wouldn't. The only reason why Imake the bed is because we sleep on a futon and it folds up into a couch. If we want room to walk in the living room, it has to be made. Soit gets made (when I think about it)

Hobbes874
June 11th, 2003, 07:56 PM
Originally posted by Chimera[NL]
O and Hobbes.....I really like your sig!
thanks :D just made it today! but the question is: would you sleep on the cum and shit the next night??

nirvana29
June 11th, 2003, 09:48 PM
yeah i agree with Hobbes874, that would be kinda gross

WhoGivesARatsAss
June 11th, 2003, 10:22 PM
I was wondering the same thing abt Smap's sig.. anyways i just wanna say that i dont make beds.. i never do them.. they are made when i get back home.. so in the name of unholy fuck.. WHOGIVESAFUCKINGRATSASSABOUTMAKINGBEDS!

aphremen
June 12th, 2003, 03:37 AM
yeah about the chick thing, my wife doesn't give a shit about that either. Now, when there are stacks of dirty dishes on the living room floor 2 feet tall with roaches crawling all over them, and piles of empty beer bottles yeah she cares about that.

kneo69
June 12th, 2003, 04:36 AM
I'm in the same boat as aphremen, for the record!

Chimera[NL]
June 12th, 2003, 06:03 AM
Originally posted by Hobbes874
thanks :D just made it today! but the question is: would you sleep on the cum and shit the next night??

naah I always make sure that the person who is sleeping with me get to ly on that part of the bed!

btw: This is all offcourse a joke, I'm not really that gross!JC dudes, what did you think?

MrBored
June 12th, 2003, 07:26 AM
I think it basically comes down to having an organised routine. I think the theory behind it is that if all the small things are organised and clean then big things will simply fall into place. Its similar to the phrase, "Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man healthy and wise.".

Hitman
June 12th, 2003, 10:22 AM
If you didn't cum on them don't change them, that's my policy.. for some of you drunks it might go, if I didn't piss on them don't change them.:D :D

Marc
June 12th, 2003, 10:13 PM
I just sleep with blankets ontop of everything, so i never have to make my bed :P

wmgreer
June 13th, 2003, 05:47 AM
Originally posted by Marc
I just sleep with blankets ontop of everything, so i never have to make my bed :P

I used to do that!

unskinnybob
June 18th, 2003, 06:07 AM
Originally posted by Smapdey
Can anyone explain to me why on God's sweet earth I need to make the motherfucking bed? I would really love it if someone would explain this to me.

Because I damned well fucking said so.

WhoGivesARatsAss
June 18th, 2003, 06:50 AM
Originally posted by unskinnybob
Because I damned well fucking said so.

what kindof lame bitchy remark was that.. i mean this was like a week back dude.. wtf?

*sorry had to post something.. fucking boards are really slow these days u know*