New Rpg! This Should Interest You Guys

[SaintDL]

ok maybe the starting rpg i wrote in another post isnt good enough to interest you so let's start another one.


one day a man called 2lions drive along a lonely road, see a woman walking alone. it was 2am and dark as hell cos there aint no fucking street lights. but 2lions figured out her looks somehow. damn she was hot and her cute lill face just makes you wanna spray cum on it.

so 2lions asked her. "need a ride?"
woman, "yes please"

so 2lions get off the car and begin to ride her... just when he spread open her legs he saw.... (to be continued by any interested party)

[future man]

w....t....f?

[SaintDL]

he shouted, then he realised she's got a dick. so 2lions turned him or her around, and fuck dah asshole all the same. but little did he know that this will become the biggest misery of his life!!!


for the shemale is.........(to be continued by whomever wishes to do so)

[NuclearWhale]

www.bakla.net

[future man]

FUCK YOU!!!! DONT CLICK THE LINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Hobbes874]

Ok whatever....

[SaintDL]

yes! dah lady was dah leader of the bakla.net gang and now she's going to lead her gang of shemales to march on to 2lion's house!

but wait! who is this horny litta fellow doing here?
it seems like Vader! in fact it is Vader, and he's still on that spectacular elephant fetish.

seeing such a fetish turns the shemales on and they all rush to him......... (c'mon guys write something)

[future man]

and then Future Man killed you for the shitty link that my friends saw and now they think im a fag.

[cr3am]

YES!!! A NEW ROCKET PROPELLED GRENADE!!!!

[SaintDL]

so SaintDL left Vader to die under the horrible merciless gangbang of the numerous shemales and turns to futureman.

dah c'mon man. you should have guess. why'd he post a porn site after i mention shemale. and c'mon u are a fag!

bloody future man have no place for faith!

so SaintDL machine gunned future man's pathetic ass. rips off his testicles. beat him so hard his balls dropped. and throw him to join Vader.

and so from today onwards future man will become known as Future Tranny

[Raxc]

Most fucked up thread I've ever read.

[comlink]

Originally posted by future man
and then Future Man killed you for the shitty link that my friends saw and now they think im a fag.

Haha, sucks to be you! That link didn't even faze me, and I have no friends so they can't laugh!

[Raxc]

Chix with dix 2 times the fun!

(Pico)

[Yian]

yeah right...

[cr3am]

Originally posted by cr3am
YES!!! A NEW ROCKET PROPELLED GRENADE!!!! YEAH BABY WHOOOO!

[Yian]

...but let's continue the story. After Future Tranny take over the AT, he/she decided to get some funds from the most active members to make a game called Tranny Tycoon, all about shemale gangbang and all that. Most people, without the realization of the takeover of the site, donated a bit. The game hit the shelves and it was a MMPRPG, so of course most people who bought the shit were shemales. It was not a hard game if you are a RPG fan. You can choose classes, like Cock Slicers (fighters), Cock Blowers (Bards), Cum Vomitters (Wizards), Two-Cockers (Muti-class)... and so on...

Especially the Cock Slicers (Fighters), they have some interesting weapons, such as hairy-eggs (morning star), cum-compressers (crossbows), Cock-Skin Sheild (deflect all non-shemale harmful magic), Cock-and-Breasts Armor (Arcane Spell Failure 120%), and Turtule-Head Helmet (Improved Cumming Throw: Universal +5).

(...to be continued...)

[SaintDL]

the popularity of the game amongst shemales worked out just so fine.

but the raising trend of this game brought the shemales' identity to the world! and Bush, and me dah ever so holy SaintDL take up arms and begin to exterminate the shemales once and for all!!!!

over the years the campaign went well without troubles. so the shemales was exterminated. the story now move back to Future man.

so FutureMan having his first enterprising attempt ended in such a failure, was outcasted bu AT. so he went for a attempt in hollywood instead. trying to remake blockbusters with a sexual twist.

and he raise to his fame with a loud boom!

movies are as below: cummageddon, die hardcore series, star whores, twilight zone(granny fucking), Dickula, yogi breast, whinne the porn. dante's peak, missionary impossible, croachy tiger, hidden dick. The Dick(the one), About a girl, Maid in manhunt, The groin(guru), fuck me if u can, planet rape, Loin of arc, the thing and many more!!!

keep noted for further movies.