I accept your request.

[comlink]

I have lots of time, and no money. I'd even go the extra mile and correct spelling mistakes without putting "next time use the SHIFT key" at the end. I might be black hearted and have an opinion (oh, and vile, I forgot vile), but I'll never ban someone for disagreeing with me. Unless that's allowed?

In the past, I've seen some pretty good "you can't tell me what to do" lines on forums and chatrooms where contained the great power of the Ban. Here is one of them:
"U cant ban me i have 2 emails".

Indeed. How could anyone ever ban someone with 2 emails? They might talk to the president and have the board shut down!

In summary: Give me a job. I'm bored, and you can always try to ban me later on if I don't work out.

[future man]

I VOTE FOR YOU TOO

[absent]

Denied. Now fuck off.

[future man]

I VOTE EVEN MORE NOW!!!!!

[portzebie]

same here but abscent you need not to speak for AT it would make me and AT Staff much happier if You complied to this thanks.

[comlink]

I've gotten all I wanted out of life now: 2 votes! So do I win?

[Smapdey]

You've posted 17 times. No.

[Shadow]

Well at least he hasn't posted almost 500 horrible posts. :D

[Downfall]

hey ..im close to 500 too

[cr3am]

so? there's such thing as too few, but there's no such thing as "gimme mod, i have 500 posts!!1!!1!"

[Downfall]

this is true....besides i dont really want to be a mod..i have too much stuff to do otherwise anyway

[Smapdey]

I'm already a mod and that's just cause I'm a crappy writer for the main page.

[unskinnybob]

I think all moderators should be dragged into the streets by their testicles and shot - you're fucking with freedom of speech, man.

Edit:
I'd do it cuz i love testicles

[cr3am]

oh are we? :D

[aphremen]

LOL! I love it when ppl argue for freedom of speech on a free message board paid by someone else.

[future man]

shit like that is childish cr3am

[cr3am]

Originally posted by future man
shit like that is childish cr3am shit like that is a joke future man

[future man]

it was obviously funny
edit:this was one of those pinecones in my ass evenings

[Chimera[NL]]

Is this guy absent really banned? WTF did he do?

[Downfall]

He was a major pain in the ass to everyone.

[unskinnybob]

If that little fuck cr3am edits one more post I'm goingto buy a plane ticket to whatever godforsaken state he lives in, drive to his junior high and break every last one of his fucking coloring pencils.

[cr3am]

NOOOOOOOOOO!!!! NOT THE COLORED PENCILS!!!!!

must hide them, must hide them, must hide them.

btw, that was like, a month ago

[unskinnybob]

Yeah - I only check up on the nominations when I have nothing else to bitch and moan about. Now don't edit my posts, or I'll stick your favorite crayon up your ass too!

[cr3am]

I'LL STICK A SHARPIE UP YOUR ASS! and it'll stay there too, cuz it's permanent!

[unskinnybob]

ha, ha, ha... you're ok cr3am. Let's stop talking about sticking shit up ppls arses now - I'm getting turned on and I think it's a side of me I'm not ready for.... lmao!!

[R3FL3X]

U GUYS MUST HAVE BIG ASS HOLES BY NOW!!! DOESNT THAT HURT?

[cr3am]

I think you stabbed your caps lock key and it's stuck...

[R3FL3X]

happy!!!!!!! lol

[unskinnybob]

Originally posted by R3FL3X
U GUYS MUST HAVE BIG ASS HOLES BY NOW!!! DOESNT THAT HURT?
And by that you meant to say?

[R3FL3X]

well if u guys keep sticking things in your ass it will probably get bigger!!!!

[cr3am]

no!!!!!!!!!!!

[R3FL3X]

Actually it probably would get bigger, but im not sure!!!!



http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-5/212151/R3FL3X.gif

[future man]

I'll bet you know all about things being in your ass.

[R3FL3X]

Yeah watever!!!

[mR-D]

I think that this is going too far off the topic...

[unskinnybob]

I agree. Close the thread.