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Phoosh
March 5th, 2003, 12:32 AM
Why I should be moderator? it's almost absurd that I need to fill this out, but I'll play along and post a couple "reasons"
1. I can kick your ass.
2. If anyone tries to flame or spam I can kick their ass.
3. If they challenge me to a verbal battle, you know from the ATRIP comments section I own everyone. I've made sixshooter cry himself to sleep many a night and seduced 2lions into selling me BOTDs for bottom dollar prices.
4. I'm hot. Everyone wants a piece of Phoosh.
5. I'm honest. I'm blunt. Fuck you.
Thank you for your time and consideration
cr3am
March 5th, 2003, 12:35 AM
2 posts! :eek: :eek: :eek:
future man
March 5th, 2003, 07:29 AM
I VOTE FOR YOU
absent
March 5th, 2003, 07:32 AM
Phoosh wins the "cocksucker" award. They are only given out every two weeks! Congratulations, ass breed.
Smapdey
March 5th, 2003, 08:02 AM
Phoosh is completely insane, I wouldn't fuck with him. He eats kittens like beef jerky. True story.
absent
March 5th, 2003, 08:03 AM
I eat people like Phoosh for breakfast. And lunch. And dinner and late-night snack too.
!
SixShooter
March 5th, 2003, 10:35 AM
Originally posted by Phoosh
Why I should be moderator? it's almost absurd that I need to fill this out, but I'll play along and post a couple "reasons"
1. I can kick your ass.
2. If anyone tries to flame or spam I can kick their ass.
3. If they challenge me to a verbal battle, you know from the ATRIP comments section I own everyone. I've made sixshooter cry himself to sleep many a night and seduced 2lions into selling me BOTDs for bottom dollar prices.
4. I'm hot. Everyone wants a piece of Phoosh.
5. I'm honest. I'm blunt. Fuck you.
Thank you for your time and consideration
Were you finished? Then allow me to retort!
1) You don't kick ass as much as you suck ass. I have pictures of you deep-throating donkey penis, so let's not go there.
2) Flamers and Spammers, I would agree, PhoucheBag would indeed rock their world. He'd just do it in such a manner that would gross them out beyond all human understanding that they would rather gouge out their eyes then dare come back here for a more thorough drubbing.
3) Cry myself to sleep? More like laughed so hard I passed out from lack of oxygen at your inane ramblings that amuse more than they offend.
4) You're hot - only because you have a fever from the pneumonia.
5) No argument there. You are honest. You are blunt. You are also ugly. Fuck you too.
:D
Hobbes874
March 5th, 2003, 05:13 PM
How bout no!
1.) your annoying
2.) your insane
3.) you blunt in a bad way
4.) you can't kick anyone's ass
-I'd rather eat my own intestine than vote for you.
absent
March 5th, 2003, 05:14 PM
Shut up your cock holster. And learn to spell!
Phoosh
March 5th, 2003, 05:21 PM
This from a guy who's description under his name is "Meber"
absent
March 5th, 2003, 05:24 PM
Exactly.
Phoosh
March 5th, 2003, 05:37 PM
Nice.
portzebie
March 15th, 2003, 02:35 PM
First: of I don't know what absents problem is but he needs to calm down and fast
second:I VOTE FOR YOU Phoosh You'd make a great Moderator!