The dumbest thing you've done in a while

[unskinnybob]

I hope there are other mules out there who also manage to handicap their existance with single moments of insanity - albeit alcahol induced.

I'm fairly bored being out of my country of permanent residence and not having much to do for entertainment (it's not like I can take my rig on the plane whenever I travel). So I drink alot (kids look and learn - let this be a lesson). The other night I had the stereo nice and loud and I'm working my way down this fine bottle of Port when I get the overwhelming urge to make a phonecall. The exact details of the phonecall shall remain unknown however it was 58 minutes long and it cost me (at today's exchange rate) around $260.00. Can anyone say "idiot"?

Anyone else have a tale to tell?

[ihateyou]

The dumbest thing i have done in a while is, Not remembering what the most recent dumbest experience in my life was? You need a new phone service, I get $00.14 minute.

[Yian]

My dumbest thing to me this year:

I bought myself a fan for my room because the place I rent doesn't have AC (does have a heater but that won't help in the summer.) I turned the fan on, and the fan blow blow blow blow winds but the room just get hotter, infact the entire house is getting cool but my room just never get cooler at all...

The one day the fan got stuck with my printer and it started to blow wind toward where I sit when I use my computer. I suddenly feel a lot better! It wasn't all that hot anymore! Then I realized how dumb I was:

I was trying to make the room cooler while I should be making myself cooler. Shit.

[ihateyou]

Originally posted by Yian
My dumbest thing to me this year:

I bought myself a fan for my room because the place I rent doesn't have AC (does have a heater but that won't help in the summer.) I turned the fan on, and the fan blow blow blow blow winds but the room just get hotter, infact the entire house is getting cool but my room just never get cooler at all...

The one day the fan got stuck with my printer and it started to blow wind toward where I sit when I use my computer. I suddenly feel a lot better! It wasn't all that hot anymore! Then I realized how dumb I was:

I was trying to make the room cooler while I should be making myself cooler. Shit. I Have a fan by my computer, It circulates so it will cool me plus the room its bettar that way, Cause in the end I am alot cooler.

[Freakonaleash89]

I have an air conditioner in my room and i blow it on myself. I keep it really cold like 66 degrees even when its 90 outside.

[ghiop]

My computer is just down in the basement. So, it stays a few degrees cooler than the rest of the house. It's still too hot though. It's just a shame it can't be temperate all year round. :)

[WhoGivesARatsAss]

when my comp is hot i just throw it in the chiller for a while.. and then back on.. works like a charm!

[ihateyou]

Originally posted by WhoGivesARatsAss
when my comp is hot i just throw it in the chiller for a while.. and then back on.. works like a charm! You meen that you disconect evarything and then put in a freezer? sounds like alot of work.

[future man]

We have two central airconditioners, I have to wear a fucking jacket in here.

[Chimera[NL]]

I just open 2 windows in my room that are on opposite sides of it so the wind can blow right through my room...it's usually cool in about 5 or 10 minutes and can be really chilly in 20...and with that I mean......COLD!

[coppernaut]

Easy. Mine is most recent.

After downloading FAQ after FAQ after FAQ on the internet, I finally decided to build my own computer, which is now my current beast. My friend had built my first one, showed me the ropes, but I still needed some help waking me through the process. I could recall most of it, but the fine details need not be overlooked in building a $2400 computer from scratch with no real tech experience.

Got it all together and was extremely pleased. Until I ran 3DMark 2001 SE. Every time it got to the nature scene it'd shut down my computer completely. I must have tried it 20 times, tinkering with this and that, desperate to find the problem in the software settings, or something visually wrong with my video card. I went from message board to message board until someone suggest to look at my temps, because most computers shut down from overheating automatically when a certain temperature is reached. I said, "everything's cool, my temps stay around 70c after stressing". The person helping out replied with, "that's not cool".

Considering I'm fairly new at this, and I heard the Barton 3000 was a beast to keep cool, I figured I was ok with that temp and didn't think it had anything to do with my computers problem of shutting down on me. After the person helping me out suggested that, I took apart my whole computer (reserved it for a free weekend with Corona on hand) and discovered to my surprise, I had my heatsink on backwards. It was basically at an angle, smeared half the arctic silver off the core, and even got some of the arctic silver on the chip. After inventing a few cuss words, I put it on the RIGHT WAY, and everything turned out peachy. I was paranoid that I messed up my CPU. Thanks to my new motherboard, the Asus A7N8X, it's C.O.P. feature (CPU Overheating Protection) saved my CPU from a quick death.

Live and learn. That's never going to happen again.

[Chimera[NL]]

Yeah you better thank Asus for that real hard cause a CPU burns out like that! I saw one go up in smoke in a couple of seconds....dude turns on his P4 2.8 or something like that.....with NO fan at all.....the PC boots up....and like half a minute later.....POOF! 2.8......gone! IDIOT! It made me laugh though! :D

[SaintDL]

i have a lot to share. one of the things i did was trying to seduce a cute babe on the street when i realised my hair was a total fuck

(i just woke up and went to got some breakfast down the street. its real near my home and i just woke up so i didnt groom)


next, i cared for, talked to, consoled an ex-girlfriend of mine. who have no feelings for me(she broke up with her new boyfriend who was a total jerk). she dumped me right after she got over the broke up with her new boyfriend.


then i actually try to be nice to her newboyfriend when they're together
( i knew that guy since i was 13. a real sissy, bloody fuck. not man nuff. he dun like joo, he talks around badmouthing u, tearing u down, but he just wont admit it face to face. a coward.) until now i question my sanity for being nice to him.


lastly i went to a countdown party by the local beach.
i was dancing (not so much dance cos it was so crowded).
not long after i noticed my dance(jumping up and down) brought some fun. i was jumping up and down when a babe got pushed against my dick. so i erected brushing my meat up and down against her swimwear(thats her pussy and ass and i was beating against it) . but being asian and my asian upbringing i backed off as soon as it started. i wasn't thinking, if i did i would have enjoyed it while it lasts. it's like reflexs, its part of my upbringing afterall. sigh~*

the suckiest part of all was that she dun mind. she's one of my friends staying in the resort there you see. she smiled at me afterwards. and i actually backed off. dammit chances like that don't come everyday here in my country. ah lord!!!! why did i backed off!!!!!


i know even Yian will laugh at this even though he understands

[Chimera[NL]]

I know English is not your native language but HOLY SHIT! I have a hard time reading it....damn......

But aside from that.....some great stories....and about the hard on......I had that a while back.....but luckily it was with a good friend of mine (female mind you), and she is hot as hell.....so Lil' Chimera thought he wtf I'm coming out to see what all the fuss is about....she felt it and also just smiled to me, then came up to me and said.....I don't mind...I really don't mind.....on a tone that is like.."I don't care as long as it goes in here at the end of the night." If you catch my drift.....but...the only problem is that I was SOOOO fucking wasted.....unbelievable.....so I just danced along and didn't do shit with her.....DAMN ALCOHOL!!! IT MAKES YOU STUPID.......at least that's what it does to me *SIGH*!

[Yian]

Saint, You're jush a gentleman... You backed off!? Wow!!! Impressive!!!:D

Well, That was actually a good idea, IMO, at least. I'm not sure how things are these days, but the girls in my country would blush even hear the word "cock". Letting your little brother doing "full length" excersice on Asian girls' attractive butt probably lands yourself in trouble.

[SaintDL]

first, i'd like to say sorry to chimera.
I often post while surfing porn. so i make it real quick when typing. the poor grammar(and the near cumming sensation) results in poor english.

and Yian, i guess ur right. I have had enough of being this gentleman shit, though. It doesn't pays. Girls in my country just wanna marry yanks cos they're richer.(and they're bigger in built... and...there...)

[Chimera[NL]]

Originally posted by SaintDL
......Girls in my country just wanna marry yanks cos they're richer.(and they're bigger in built... and...there...)

HA! Never seen a Dutchman before, have ya?

[ihateyou]

Ever wonder why "bob" didn't come back yet and post? He did make this thread.

[Chimera[NL]]

His bills have finally cought up with him.....the bob as you know him doesn't exist anymore.....too bad.........NEXT!:D

[unskinnybob]

Originally posted by Chimera[NL]
His bills have finally cought up with him.....the bob as you know him doesn't exist anymore.....too bad.........NEXT!:D
Lol! I think in fairness I still retain the championship title belt for absolute stupidity.

[SaintDL]

alright the stupidest thing i ever done is to sign up for the online browser game. outwar or something. a game where you, by hook or by crook, cheat people into clicking that special link so that you get more bonus and to keep the site free.

[SaintDL]

now an update to the dumbest thing i did.


i was scratching my nuts. down at the basement of my condominium. there wasn't anybody cept for the bugs at the lobby. yuo know where cars can come to let passengers alight or pick up someone.

i looked around and saw no one so i scratched it. damn its itchy. then a car zooms up from downhill(my condo's built on a hill and the lobby's at the highest point where i'm standing).

a family of 4 caught me scratching my nuts.

DAMN

[Yian]

OMG!!!! That must be embarrasing!!!! :p :p

[SaintDL]

sure it is, one of the family members is a babe too... sad...



PS: LET IT BE A LESSON TO YOU ALL. NEVER SCRATCH YOUR NUTZ IN PUBLIC EVEN IF IT LOOKS SAFE. CAUSE YOU NEVER KNOW!!!!!!!!!!

[coppernaut]

I'm sure they understood.

Dad: "Ah, look family. Someone has a mean scratch. (turns to his daughter) Hey! Why don't you ask him out sometime? He clearly seems like a nice kid. I mean look at him. He could obviously use another hand."

You never know. :p :p

[Hobbes874]

Originally posted by coppernaut
I'm sure they understood.

Dad: "Ah, look family. Someone has a mean scratch. (turns to his daughter) Hey! Why don't you ask him out sometime? He clearly seems like a nice kid. I mean look at him. He could obviously use another hand."

You never know. :p :p
ROFL, that would be pretty awsome.
The dumbest thing that I can remember would be when I swung a door open in my room. Unfortunally I was close to the door, but at the moment my brain switched off and I just stood there and the door smacked me in the face!!!! ARGH!!! I couldn't walk for a couple of min and I had a headache for the rest of the day.

[SaintDL]

copper, that was mean. but the dad did turn to his son and said sumthing like: hey look son. that guy's sticking his hand into his pants! then he do the sticking hands into pants action to show his family what he meant. and point to me. god and the babe was looking at me in disgust. i feel like dying right away.

[coppernaut]

Sorry, I was just joking around SaintDL. Look at it this way. A few years from now, it won't matter. You'll probably think back and laugh about the whole thing. If someone can judge another by catching them at an embarrassing moment, off guard, then those people are extremely weak and deserve to get their faces smeared in their own shit. Nicely. Chances are they've done worse without prying eyes.

[SaintDL]

i mean dude ur right. when i first had a job as a salesman i used to bitch about it but now i'll think back and say, hey that's the best job i ever had!

for now it's embarassing for we all live in the same condominium. but i guess that makes one more story for my grandchildren...

[future man]

Like 10 seconds ago I just swallowed a bunch of tooth whitener....my tummy hurts.

[SaintDL]

think of the bright side. your poo might be white.

[Hobbes874]

Originally posted by future man
Like 10 seconds ago I just swallowed a bunch of tooth whitener....my tummy hurts.
0_o mabey your organs will glow! j/k

[Thanatos]

hmm the dumbest thing i've done in a while.... well i do like a dumb thing like prolly everyday ill tell u one thing though that happened like juss last week my grandparents like came over my house for some family banquet or something and i came downstairs from a longass nap and i felt so thirsty that i juss drank this bottle of this black "liquid" stuff that looked like it was coke. so im like "hmm hell i think ill juss drink this." i drank it and immediately gurgled in disgust after having a mouthful of that "Stuff" which tasted like cat piss and after looking at the label for a while which i could barely read cuzz it was in korean i realized it was like some weirdass laxative colon revitalizer medicine or something and i was so shocked that i like dropped my cup upon reading it and then dad came in the kitchen wondering wat happened and he said i juss drank my granddaddy's "supplemental" medicine which is supposed to make u fart and shit out faster. The naive idiot i was when i juss said i could juss shrug it off and that it won't reallie be a problem. my dad then dropped me off mah friends house cuzz i was planing on goin' to da movies to watch "THe Hulk" with a few friends and this reallie cute chick i knew from school. i walked up to my friend's house and i slowly felt my ass juss cringe for a nice big fart when my friend juss opens the door and tells me that he was juss bout to ditch me cuzz i took so long. anywayz i went in his house and saw this reallie fineass chick that knew from my AP Euro history class last semester. anywayz enuff wid all that crap let's cut to the chase on wat happened. anywayz i said a quickly greeted em all and then we got ourselves in the car and left for this mall/theaters that was close by and i had this horrid time juss holding my fart while that chick michelle(the hot one) kept eyeing me from time to time i was juss like literaly sweating trying my best to hold my fart. i couldn't talk at all while we were at the car, i kept biting mah lip trying to hold that crazie fart. and then finally when we got there and were in the line for the tickets im like "screw this shit" and let out a loud one. everyone started laughing like ad and i felt like the most embarrassed man alive. my friend was like laughing so hard he like almost ran into the wall while picking up the tickets for us. that hot chick i was talking about earlier juss laughed her butt off while i tried looking at my other friend and acting like it wasn't me but people nearby knew obviously that im the one that let out the 'loud' one. anywayz, it was over and then we went into the theaters and i got a constant urge to goto the bathroom like i was almost in pain and i kept smacking myself during the movie in regret to coming here and showing my impressio 'display' at the ticket line. anywayz after an hour and 45 minutes into the movie i couldn't stand it, i had to get go and take a damn shit (god knows why i even bothered to hold it that long). anywayz i basically ran out of the theaters ignoring everyone around as i farted in short intervals as i struggled my way through a bunch of fatasses in the movie seats. finally after wat seemed like an hour i got out of the aisle and i could hear some people like ignoring the movie and juss laughing like crazie. yep, then i sprinted my way to the nearest bathroom i took probably the longest shit ever like at least an hour approx.. damn! the bathrooms didn't even have enuff toilet paper too! so after taking the shit i realized the movie was over which i didn't care cuzz the Hulk kinda sucked anyway and then we went back to my friend's house and they all kept talking and laughing at me ( i was so embarrassed :() anyway, from that moment forward i've almost always sniffed anything b4 i drank it (cuzz u neva noe wat kinda of vile shit there is in there : this is sort of the moral of my story)
i know that my story could of been from some low-budget comedy movie but this is a True Story.

[Odm]

Originally posted by Thanatos
hmm the dumbest thing i've done in a while.... well i do like a dumb thing like prolly everyday ill tell u one thing though that happened like juss last week my grandparents like came over my house for some family banquet or something and i came downstairs from a longass nap and i felt so thirsty that i juss drank this bottle of this black "liquid" stuff that looked like it was coke. so im like "hmm hell i think ill juss drink this." i drank it and immediately gurgled in disgust after having a mouthful of that "Stuff" which tasted like cat piss and after looking at the label for a while which i could barely read cuzz it was in korean i realized it was like some weirdass laxative colon revitalizer medicine or something and i was so shocked that i like dropped my cup upon reading it and then dad came in the kitchen wondering wat happened and he said i juss drank my granddaddy's "supplemental" medicine which is supposed to make u fart and shit out faster. The naive idiot i was when i juss said i could juss shrug it off and that it won't reallie be a problem. my dad then dropped me off mah friends house cuzz i was planing on goin' to da movies to watch "THe Hulk" with a few friends and this reallie cute chick i knew from school. i walked up to my friend's house and i slowly felt my ass juss cringe for a nice big fart when my friend juss opens the door and tells me that he was juss bout to ditch me cuzz i took so long. anywayz i went in his house and saw this reallie fineass chick that knew from my AP Euro history class last semester. anywayz enuff wid all that crap let's cut to the chase on wat happened. anywayz i said a quickly greeted em all and then we got ourselves in the car and left for this mall/theaters that was close by and i had this horrid time juss holding my fart while that chick michelle(the hot one) kept eyeing me from time to time i was juss like literaly sweating trying my best to hold my fart. i couldn't talk at all while we were at the car, i kept biting mah lip trying to hold that crazie fart. and then finally when we got there and were in the line for the tickets im like "screw this shit" and let out a loud one. everyone started laughing like ad and i felt like the most embarrassed man alive. my friend was like laughing so hard he like almost ran into the wall while picking up the tickets for us. that hot chick i was talking about earlier juss laughed her butt off while i tried looking at my other friend and acting like it wasn't me but people nearby knew obviously that im the one that let out the 'loud' one. anywayz, it was over and then we went into the theaters and i got a constant urge to goto the bathroom like i was almost in pain and i kept smacking myself during the movie in regret to coming here and showing my impressio 'display' at the ticket line. anywayz after an hour and 45 minutes into the movie i couldn't stand it, i had to get go and take a damn shit (god knows why i even bothered to hold it that long). anywayz i basically ran out of the theaters ignoring everyone around as i farted in short intervals as i struggled my way through a bunch of fatasses in the movie seats. finally after wat seemed like an hour i got out of the aisle and i could hear some people like ignoring the movie and juss laughing like crazie. yep, then i sprinted my way to the nearest bathroom i took probably the longest shit ever like at least an hour approx.. damn! the bathrooms didn't even have enuff toilet paper too! so after taking the shit i realized the movie was over which i didn't care cuzz the Hulk kinda sucked anyway and then we went back to my friend's house and they all kept talking and laughing at me ( i was so embarrassed :() anyway, from that moment forward i've almost always sniffed anything b4 i drank it (cuzz u neva noe wat kinda of vile shit there is in there : this is sort of the moral of my story)
i know that my story could of been from some low-budget comedy movie but this is a True Story. PARAGRAPHS

[SaintDL]

how do you put icons in ur post.

how do u alter the fonts?

any commands?

[No Soul]

The dumbest I've done in a while? How about 10 minutes ago?

Its 2:55 am right now and I was trying to get into the bathroom. And well, lets just say that door frames hate me.

Either the doors are moving or my vision is fucked up, cause I just ran into the door frame....head first....

[Odm]

This:

[ihateyou]

Originally posted by Odm
This: WOW! Almost completely mastered.

[Odm]

DAMNIT I DID IT AGAIN!!!

[xenophage]

buyin spiderman the movie and devastation!!!!!!:mad:

[SaintDL]

i saw the girl who caught me scratching my nuts in pubic again. but i forgot its her and i tried to ask her out for a date.

huzzzaaahhhhhhhhh