Petrodon
July 2nd, 2003, 02:22 PM
1. IGN - Can anyone say, conflict of interest coupled with excessive greed? Sure I knew you could. The truth is that these fuckers dominate the online gaming news, but they are so throughly in bed with the industry I bet they had to ask permission to stomp the guts out of Tomb Raider. Basically, the more money they give to you, the less objective you are, and I for one am tired of the 47 billion popups, the passthrough ads and all the other shit. You fuckers at IGN can suck my cock anytime!
2. My Gay Landlord - No, this is not the favorite new summer kids toy, this is my real life gay landlord, the one who has terminated my lease after a mere TWO MONTHS because he decided to sell his house so that he can have easier access to his boyfriend. Basically, the guy is a major dickhead.
3. The Late Strom Thurmond - Senator Thurmond, what can I say about a 100-year old southern guy, who first got elected on a pro-racist and segregationist platform, was by all accounts a philandering scoundrel and a womanizer? Well, I can say this. See ya in hell, asshole!!
4. Eidos - Tomb Raider: Angel of Darkness, what kind of shit have you trowled up for us...
5. Every single person in Hollywood - Has anyone noticed that the summer movies this year are competing for the illustrious title of worst movie this year? Aside for League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, and the Italian Job, the entire summer season has sucked. Long live Sir Sean Connery!!!!!
6. Oreo Cookies - HOLY SHIT, NO ONE TOLD ME THAT EATING COOKIES, A FOOD LONG ESTABLISHED WITH UNHEALTHINESS, WOULD ACTUALLY CAUSE YOU TO BECOME FAT!!!! JESUS H. CHRIST, YOU MOTHERFUCKERS HAVE A LOT TO ANSWER FOR, I THOUGHT OREO'S WERE GOOD FOR YOU AND HAD ESSENTIAL VITAMINS AND NUTRIENTS!!!!!!!
7. That Fucker in Denver who is killing people's cats - If you have to kill things then why can't you do it like other civilized American's and pick up a 12 gauge and wait for duck season. My God man, what in the everlasting fuck did you think you were doing? I mean, really dude, that's fucked up.
8. Cardinal Law - Are you a fucking moron? If you hear that priests are molesting young boys, don't pick up the phone and move them, pick up the goddamn phone and call the police, and let them move him. And make sure where they are moving him to is somewhere where they belong, like in the same cell where Biff the Southside Strangler can do to them what they were doing to young boys.
9. Barbara Streisand - Shut the fuck up and go away, no one cares that you are on your 93rd 'farewell' tour. Stop saying goodbye and LEAVE!
10. Pedophiles - Specifically college professors that keep 150,000+ pictures of pedophiliac behavior. This guy is hella sick, and I hear he got a grand total of six months in the slammer. Six months, WHAT THE FUCK? I hope that around December this guy goes on an extended vacation to Siberia or darkest Africa, because if ever gets near me, I will beat his ass for so long he'll think it's a career.
2. My Gay Landlord - No, this is not the favorite new summer kids toy, this is my real life gay landlord, the one who has terminated my lease after a mere TWO MONTHS because he decided to sell his house so that he can have easier access to his boyfriend. Basically, the guy is a major dickhead.
3. The Late Strom Thurmond - Senator Thurmond, what can I say about a 100-year old southern guy, who first got elected on a pro-racist and segregationist platform, was by all accounts a philandering scoundrel and a womanizer? Well, I can say this. See ya in hell, asshole!!
4. Eidos - Tomb Raider: Angel of Darkness, what kind of shit have you trowled up for us...
5. Every single person in Hollywood - Has anyone noticed that the summer movies this year are competing for the illustrious title of worst movie this year? Aside for League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, and the Italian Job, the entire summer season has sucked. Long live Sir Sean Connery!!!!!
6. Oreo Cookies - HOLY SHIT, NO ONE TOLD ME THAT EATING COOKIES, A FOOD LONG ESTABLISHED WITH UNHEALTHINESS, WOULD ACTUALLY CAUSE YOU TO BECOME FAT!!!! JESUS H. CHRIST, YOU MOTHERFUCKERS HAVE A LOT TO ANSWER FOR, I THOUGHT OREO'S WERE GOOD FOR YOU AND HAD ESSENTIAL VITAMINS AND NUTRIENTS!!!!!!!
7. That Fucker in Denver who is killing people's cats - If you have to kill things then why can't you do it like other civilized American's and pick up a 12 gauge and wait for duck season. My God man, what in the everlasting fuck did you think you were doing? I mean, really dude, that's fucked up.
8. Cardinal Law - Are you a fucking moron? If you hear that priests are molesting young boys, don't pick up the phone and move them, pick up the goddamn phone and call the police, and let them move him. And make sure where they are moving him to is somewhere where they belong, like in the same cell where Biff the Southside Strangler can do to them what they were doing to young boys.
9. Barbara Streisand - Shut the fuck up and go away, no one cares that you are on your 93rd 'farewell' tour. Stop saying goodbye and LEAVE!
10. Pedophiles - Specifically college professors that keep 150,000+ pictures of pedophiliac behavior. This guy is hella sick, and I hear he got a grand total of six months in the slammer. Six months, WHAT THE FUCK? I hope that around December this guy goes on an extended vacation to Siberia or darkest Africa, because if ever gets near me, I will beat his ass for so long he'll think it's a career.