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Scorpion_1987
July 4th, 2003, 09:44 PM
$$MAKE YOURSELF SOME MONEY$$, NO SCAM! GUARANTEED MONEY! NO JOKE!$$
Dear Internet User,
Good day, This article I've written is all about the fact where I earned an ASTOUNDING amount of money in less than a month and I've decided to share or reveal the secrets behind making big bucks in the Mail Order Business.
So all money seekers, read this carefully.
Hi, I'm 23 years old and I make more money than my parents and so can you" Turn $6.00 into $60,000...read this to find out how!!! READING THIS COULD CHANGE YOUR LIFE!
I found this on a bulletin board like this one and decided to try it. A little while back, I was browsing through several newsgroups, just like you are now, and came across an article similar to this that said you could make thousands of dollars within weeks with only an initial investment of $6.00! So I thought, "Yeah right, this must be a scam", but like most of us, I was curious, so I kept reading. Anyway, it said that you need to send $1.00 to each of the 6 names and address stated in the article. You then place your own name and address in the bottom of the list at #6, and post the article in at least 200 newsgroups. (There are millions) No catch, that was it. So after thinking it over, and talking to a few people first, I thought about trying it. I figured: "what have I got to lose except 6 stamps and $6.00, right?" Then I invested the measly $6.00. Well GUESS WHAT!!... within 7 days, I started getting money in the mail! I was shocked! I figured it would end soon, but the money just kept coming in. In my first week, I made about $25.00. By the end of the second week I had made a total of over $1,000.00! In the third week I had over $10,000.00 and it's still growing. This is now my fourth week and I have made just over $42,000.00 and it's still coming in rapidly. It's certainly worth $6.00, and 6 stamps, I have spent more than that on the lottery!!
Let me tell you how this works and most importantly, why it works.... Also, make sure you print a copy of this article NOW, so you can get the information off of it as you need it. I promise you that if you follow the directions exactly, that you will start making more money than you thought possible by doing something so easy!
SUGGESTION: Read this entire message carefully! (print it out or download it.) Follow the simple directions and watch the money come in! It's easy. It's legal. And, your investment is only $6.00 (Plus postage).
IMPORTANT: This is not a rip-off; it is not indecent; it is not illegal; and it is virtually no risk - it really works!!!! If all of the following instructions are adhered to, you will receive extraordinary dividends.
PLEASE NOTE: Please follow these directions EXACTLY, and $50,000 or more can be yours in 20 to 60 days. This program remains successful because of the honesty and integrity of the participants. Please continue it’s success by carefully adhering to the instructions. You will now become part of the Mail Order business. In this business your product is not solid and tangible, it's a service. You are in the business of developing Mailing Lists. Many large corporations are happy to pay big bucks for quality lists. However, the money made from the mailing lists is secondary to the income which is made from people like you and me asking to be included in that list.
~~~>HERE ARE 4 EASY STEPS TO GET STARTED<~~~
STEP 1: Get 6 separate pieces of paper and write the following on each piece of paper "PLEASE PUT ME ON YOUR MAILING LIST." Now get 6 US $1.00 bills and place ONE inside EACH of the 6 pieces of paper so the bill will not be seen through the envelope ( Please make sure that the bill wouldn't be noticed in the envelope to prevent thievery). Send out US $ DOLLAR, so it would be more acceptable.
STEP 2: Next, place one paper in each of the 6 envelopes and seal them properly. You should now have 6 sealed envelopes, each with a piece of paper stating the phrase, "PLEASE PUT ME ON YOUR MAILING LIST.", your name and address, and a $1.00 bill.
What you are doing is creating a service. THIS IS ABSOLUTELY LEGAL! You are requesting for a legitimate service and you are paying for it! Like most of us, I was a little skeptical and a little worried about the legal aspects of it all. So I checked it out with the U.S. Post Office (1-800-725-2161) and they confirmed that it is indeed legal!
Mail the 6 envelopes to the following addresses below:
#1)Matthew Speight ; 6 Charnwood Ave.
Atlanta, GA, 43098
#2)R.J. Walters ; 307-14 15 st, NW,
Charlottesville, VA, USA, 22903
#3) R. Pena ; 1962 46St. S.W.,
Naples , FL., USA, 34116
#4)Peter Blum ; 4345 Mickler Road,
Ponte Vedra Beach. ,FL, USA, 32082
#5)Pamela J. Floyd 910 Hargrove
Ardmore OK. 73401
#6)Kelsey L. Turk ; 2360 W. Austin
Paris, Tx. 75460
STEP 3: Now take the #1 name off the list that you see above, move the other names up (6 becomes 5, 5 becomes 4, etc...) and add YOUR Name as number 6 on the list.
STEP 4: Copy this article. Change anything you need to, but try to keep this article as close to original as possible. Now, post your amended article to at least 200 newsgroups. (I think there are close to 2.4million groups) All you need is 200, but remember, the more you post, the more money you make! This is perfectly legal! If you have any doubts, refer to Title 18, Section 1302 and 1341, US Postal and Lottery Laws or Title 18, Section 3005 in the US code, also in the code of Federal regulations, Volume 16, Sections 255 and 436, which states; "a product or service must be exchanged for money received." The simple note in the letter, "PLEASE PUT ME ON YOUR MAILING LIST", makes it legal because you are paying for exchange of a service, (adding the purchasers name to his mailing list) for a $1.00 fee.
: Keep a copy of these steps for yourself and, whenever you need money, you can use it again, and again. PLEASE REMEMBER that this program remains successful because of the honesty and integrity of the participants and by their carefully adhering to the directions. Look at it this way. If you are of integrity, the program will continue and the money that so many others have received will come your way.
NOTE: You may want to retain every name and address sent to you, either on a computer or hard copy and keep the notes people send you. This VERIFIES that you are truly providing a service. (Also, it might be a good idea to wrap the $1 bill in dark paper to reduce the risk of mail theft.) So, as each post is downloaded and the directions carefully followed, six members will be reimbursed for their participation as a List Developer with one dollar each. Your name will move up the list geometrically so that when your name reaches the #1 position you will be receiving thousands of dollars in CASH!!! What an opportunity for only $6.00 ($1.00 for each of the first six people listed above) Send it now, add your own name to the list and you're in business!
~~~>DIRECTIONS FOR HOW TO POST TO NEWSGROUPS<~~
Step 1) You do not need to re-type this entire letter to do your own posting. Simply put your mouse cursor at the beginning of this letter, click and drag your cursor to the bottom of this document, right click and select 'copy' from the edit menu. This will copy the entire letter into the computer's memory.
Step 2) Open a blank 'notepad' file and place your mouse cursor at the top of the blank page. Right click and from the 'edit' menu select 'paste'. This will paste a copy of the letter into notepad so that you can add your name and postal address to the list.
Step 3) Save your new notepad file as a .txt file. If you want to do your postings in different settings, you'll always have this file to go back to.
Step 4) Use Netscape or Internet explorer and try searching for various newsgroups (on-line forums, message boards, chat sites, discussions.)
Step 5) Visit these message boards and post this article as a new message by highlighting the text of this letter and selecting paste from the edit menu. Fill in the Subject, this will be the header that everyone sees as they scroll through the list of postings in a particular group, click the "post" message button. You're done with your first one!
NOTE: Please don't SPAM or send unsolicited emails. It's completely illegal. Send emails to all the people you know or any ways that allows you to, instead of SPAMMING.( Just a reminder).
Congratulations...THAT'S IT! All you have to do is jump to different newsgroups and post away, after you get the hang of it, it will take about a minute for each newsgroup! **REMEMBER, THE MORE NEWSGROUPS YOU POST IN, THE MORE MONEY YOU WILL MAKE!! BUT YOU HAVE TO POST A MINIMUM OF 200** That's it! You will begin receiving money from around the world within days! You may eventually want to rent a P.O.Box due to the large amount of mail you will receive. If you wish to stay anonymous, you can invent a name to use, as long as the postman will deliver it. **JUST MAKE SURE ALL THE ADDRESSES ARE CORRECT.**
*Now the WHY part; Out of 200 postings, say I receive only 5 replies (a very low example). So then I made $5.00 with my name at #6 on the letter. Now, each of the 5 persons who just sent me $1.00 make the MINIMUM 200 postings, each with my name at #5 and only 5 persons respond to each of the original 5, that is another $25.00 for me, now those 25 each make 200 MINIMUM posts with my name at #4 and only 5 replies each, I will bring in an additional $125.00! Now, those 125 persons turn around and post the MINIMUM 200 with my name at #3 and only receive 5 replies each, I will make an additional $626.00! OK, now here is the fun part, each of those 625 persons post a MINIMUM 200 letters with my name at #2 and they each only receive 5 replies, that just made me $3,125.00!!! Those 3,125 persons will all deliver this message to 200 newsgroups with my name at #1 and if still ONLY 5 persons per 200 newsgroups react I will receive $15,625,00! With an original investment of only $6.00! AMAZING! When your name is no longer on the list, you just take the latest posting in the newsgroups, and send out another $6.00 to names on the list, putting your name at number 6 again. And start posting again. The thing to remember is: do you realize that thousands of people all over the world are joining the internet and reading these articles everyday?, JUST LIKE YOU are now!! So, can you afford $6.00 and see if it really works?? I think so... People have said, "what if the plan is played out and no one sends you the money? So what! What are the chances of that happening when there are tons of new honest users and new honest people who are joining the internet and newsgroups everyday and are willing to give it a try? Estimates are at 20,000 to 50,000 new users, every day, with thousands of those joining the actual internet!!! REMEMBER, PLAY FAIRLY AND HONESTLY AND THIS WILL WORK FOR YOU!!!

Yian
July 4th, 2003, 10:22 PM
Dear internet users:

Why give Scorpion_1987 a fuck when you can hop onto Yian’s money making train! As you can see, Scorpion’s article was completely reliable and their program is definitely real and honest and gives you $$$$$! But all good things have competitions, and so is this one. The fact is, Scorpion’s company and Yian’s company has been battling each other and pulling customers from each other for years, and followed by the war in Iraq and a shitty federal administration, many helpless middle-class people do turn to our help, and the battle between Scorpion turns a tide to the worst.

But read this: Scorpion’s money making technique turns your $6.00 into $600,00.00, while Yian’s program turns $6.00 into $100,000,000,000,000,000.00! Yes, you read it right! You can be richer than Bill Gates in one single day! I was, just like what you are doing right now, reading through posts and forums and see hoping some motherfucking bastard retards would be stupid enough to read all the shit, but then I came across this program and I was so amazed, I took over their business and refined it 1000 times! This is not a scam, it’s real!

Here are some of our most valued members of our programs with their testimonial:

“I’m Neo. I’ve been battling the agents and ran out of all my cash. Thank god I found this program and got instant cash, or I would be feeding myself with a spoon!”

“My name is GameCube. I have been eating shit from being at the bottom of the console war. Lucky me, I found the Yian-Money-Plan, I now have the money to develop myself a new machine and port all the gameboy games to the Cube! Yian rules!”

“My name is Steve Jobs. I almost filed bankruptcy if not for the timely assistance from Yian. Now my company is doing better than ever and I’m selling G5!”

“My name is Gordon Freeman. I lost my hands during the events in Black Mesa. Now I had enough money to buy myself a gravity gun, and I never need to use my hand again! Look, I’m doing all the things with this toy: throwing bottles, cans, tables, and more!”

See? There can’t be no doubt of our program’s honesty! Here are the obvious facts why you should choose Yian’s program over Scorpion’s:

1) Yian has more than 2000 posts while Scorpion has only 1. Read this: ONE! Enough said!
2) Yian has a website, while Scorpion doesn’t.
3) Yian is easier to spell than Scorpion, and is easier to read too!
4) Yian has an avatar, but Scorpion doesn’t have shit!

Yian’s program is simple: Everyday you wake up, bend on your knees and say: “Yian is the best! Yian rules! “And one dollar bill will just start dropping into your house! Don’t forget to open the windows to let the money pour in! How does it work? We spent millions to spend all of our money into space, with satellite targeting system, we can pin-point the member’s houses, and whenever a vibration generated from your words saying “Yian is great!” is detected, We shoot the money from the space with the most sophisticated, state-of-the-art missile system. The missiles melt itself during the entry and the money is delivered by the momentum of the rocket, going straight to where you live!

Sign up now! There could be no thing to lose!

TRUCKIN
July 4th, 2003, 11:24 PM
“Yian is the best! Yian rules! “ It didn't work oh well, your still as funny as hell.

Jaredster
July 4th, 2003, 11:27 PM
I've seen a post like this somewhere else.

ghiop
July 4th, 2003, 11:34 PM
I'm bored, so I'll respond with more than "go to hell."

It doesn't work. If you create the scheme, then yes, it works. If you're somebody else, then no. And it's a pyramid scheme. Conducted, it seems, using the services of an unwitting USPS.

I'd refer you to USC title 18 sect. 1341, titled "Frauds and Swindles." Maybe even sect. 1342, "Fictitious Name or Address." Don't know on that one. Even so, Scorpion, you're in violation of the US Code. And, I think this website is headquarted in the US, so you're party to them. And, by posting, even if that's your only connection, you're at least an accomplice.

Hey, found something else! You also might be in violation of Title 18, sect. 1957, "Engaging in monetary transactions in property derived from specified unlawful activity."

Yessir, the $600,000 you said you can make you place you well above the minimum to place you in violation of the racketeering statutues. Good job there, champ.

Hitman
July 4th, 2003, 11:55 PM
kill urselfs with this spam.. so where can I sign up:D

kneo69
July 5th, 2003, 03:27 AM
We need to take this spammer to the nearest jail to be gangraped PRONTO!:eek: We have to show these freak's that they're spamming ways will not go without dire concequences(sp) and that they cannot get away with this shit!:mad: Ban this MOFO PLEASE!

RAY16
July 5th, 2003, 04:44 AM
omfg... What an asshole.

Chimera[NL]
July 5th, 2003, 04:53 AM
This looks alot like a piramide game to me. And to my knowdledge.....they are illegal! At least they are in The Netherlands. WTF is up with these assholes anyway?Don't they get enough suckers by those 1000s and 1000s goddamn spam mails they send?Now they have to go and fuck up our forum as well? I think it is a good idea to get this guys IP-adress and send a nice little letter to it's SP. But snakes like this usually have tricks to avoid this kind of counter measure but we can atleast try it! I hope 2Lions reads this shit and thinks "OK buddy you just fucked with the wrong forum" and reports this asshole to it's SP.

To Scorpion: Fuck off......get a decent job you pathetic piece of shit! The job your doing right now doesn't earn you shit, you bastard, you probably can't even feed your own trailerpark family.

Mrchimp
July 5th, 2003, 08:07 AM
This is the kind of shit you get on shitty porno sites, he's a fucking moron whith shit for brians...


and he's shit, really shit

Smapdey
July 5th, 2003, 08:45 AM
He's banned, end of story.

Yian
July 5th, 2003, 08:50 AM
LOL!!! This guy deesn't even have a satellite launch pad and he's trying to compete with my program! Come on, this is not in the 90's! Satellite targeting system rules the Information Age! Of course he's banned!

By the way, I dectected no thing except from TRUCKING... come on, guys, say "Yian is great!" Don't you guys want money...?

Hahaha just joking! :D :D I actually feel sad for this dude; you can imagine this guy probably really believe this stuff and just copied and pasted the shit into our forum, expecting tons of "honest" viewers to donate him money! But all he has gotton so far are some gamers making fun out of his ass!:p

kneo69
July 7th, 2003, 04:04 AM
Spank you very much Smap!:D

WhoGivesARatsAss
July 7th, 2003, 05:15 AM
dude i just sent 6 bucks plus postage.. now i am going to be rich.. bwahahaha.. u fools just think everything is scam.. i have seen scam and i tell u this.. this is no scam.. there are 2.4 mil msg boards and the world is flat!.. eat this muthafuckers!.. bwahahaha

Smapdey
July 7th, 2003, 06:08 AM
I just realized something, in the amount of time it would take you to post in 200 message boards, most of which require registration, you could go get a real job, or possibly invest in the stock market (invest in the home market, that's the only one that's growing, so invest in it. And while you're at it, this is the time to buy a house, so move out of that apartment and score a house, a cheap new starter home, fix it up, and then sell it and it will have appreciated instead of that new car, which has depreciated, you will have owned a home and that does wonders for your credit rating. If I am wrong about any of this, remember, I'm 16). Same with the lottery, if instead of wasting your money driving town to the store, and then wasting your time standing in line, and then wasting more money buying a ticket. Go get a fucking job. My girlfriend has made 400 a week, and she's a waitress.

WhoGivesARatsAss
July 7th, 2003, 06:25 AM
400 for a waitress.. i dont believe ya!

unskinnybob
July 7th, 2003, 06:29 AM
You're girlfriend must have great tits and a pretty smile. And a tight ass. And good legs. (and a nice personality, else how'd she hook you, right)

For the right combination, I tip well.

Smapdey
July 7th, 2003, 07:06 AM
Originally posted by unskinnybob
You're girlfriend must have great tits and a pretty smile. And a tight ass. And good legs. (and a nice personality, else how'd she hook you, right)

For the right combination, I tip well.

All of those, and the fact that she works constantly and for a pretty nice restuarant too.

archius
July 16th, 2003, 09:40 AM
I've seen this on Kazaa

ghiop
July 16th, 2003, 03:10 PM
Seen what on Kazaa?

Hobbes874
July 16th, 2003, 06:44 PM
Originally posted by Smapdey
All of those, and the fact that she works constantly and for a pretty nice restuarant too.
I would know, I've been there. It is pretty nice (one of them fancy restuarants) ;)

NiteX
July 16th, 2003, 07:00 PM
lol , thats really funny tho ...joining a forum just to post some gay scam, then BAM! 2 mins later U get banned!!! HAHAH ,,.... that was great.... oh and good job yian!

Vuldarak X
July 16th, 2003, 07:22 PM
Originally posted by NiteX
lol , thats really funny tho ...joining a forum just to post some gay scam, then BAM! 2 mins later U get banned!!! HAHAH ,,.... that was great.... oh and good job yian!


well, when you consider that he prod wasnt gonna comeback anyway its not all that great....:p

SaintDL
July 16th, 2003, 08:57 PM
i hope my shit doesn't comes in too late.(dun ban me tho, just messing)

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Yian
July 16th, 2003, 09:01 PM
LOL! I hope people dont take this seriously or we might start to see gay ads everywhere...!!:D

WhoGivesARatsAss
July 16th, 2003, 11:14 PM
hey nice offer saint.. no charges eh?.. cool man.. damn fucking cool!

Chimera[NL]
July 17th, 2003, 02:26 AM
Originally posted by ghiop
Seen what on Kazaa?
Smap's girlfriend perhaps?:D