View Full Version : Pick up line thread - Continued
Phoosh
March 5th, 2003, 01:36 PM
Being slow on the uptake, I just joined forums yesterday, ultimately missing the best time to submit my pickup line to the thread. So, I'll just start a new one....
Say sweet thing, would you like me to prove that your small intestine is only 22 feet?
SixShooter
March 5th, 2003, 03:19 PM
How about this one....
What's up honey? I've got a starfish! Wanna see my starfish?
Never fails.
Phoosh
March 5th, 2003, 03:20 PM
How about this
"I know you're afraid....just remember to breathe through your nose"
SixShooter
March 5th, 2003, 04:24 PM
Then there's my old favorite....
Oh that thing? That's not a lamppost, that's my "Anal love wand!"
absent
March 5th, 2003, 04:27 PM
For the cops absorb you soul of course
Praise to the pharoah
Murder mo,curly I heard it lower and return it burn
When our niggas still shermed out
Court's adjourned! Court's adjouned!
Rest and burn!
SixShooter
March 5th, 2003, 04:28 PM
Well, it rhymes and all, but how does it work with the ladiezz?
Phoosh
March 5th, 2003, 04:35 PM
Yeah....what the hell was that exactly?
absent
March 5th, 2003, 05:08 PM
Swing low, sweet chariot, coming forth to carry me home
Phoosh
March 5th, 2003, 05:14 PM
Hey, I want whatever you're on pal
absent
March 5th, 2003, 05:20 PM
Test me now, contend never no surrender no pretend, pick up my pen, in my hand, one of my truest friends friend, hey!
Phoosh
March 5th, 2003, 05:24 PM
It's acid right? You're on reallly realllllly cheap acid, right?
absent
March 5th, 2003, 05:25 PM
I only smoke bud.
Armed and dangerous, ain't too many can bang with us, straight up weed no angel dust.
Phoosh
March 5th, 2003, 05:29 PM
Which brings me to my next point.
D o n t S m o k e C r a c k
absent
March 5th, 2003, 05:30 PM
Let's ride, get high...
Phoosh
March 5th, 2003, 05:33 PM
drink and drive?
then die...
thats the next line, right?
absent
March 5th, 2003, 05:43 PM
From the minute nigga step outside, Nina Ross on my hip and I gots to pack one, just like little Eazy-E tells you and me, nigga never leave the house without packing a gun and that's REAL.
Niggas'll holler "kill kill" then start flexin, when the shit poppin off in my direction, nigga got a 17-shot for protection.
Phoosh
March 5th, 2003, 05:45 PM
Ok....
1. Easy E is dead. Pac is dead. Biggie is dead. B.I.G. is dead. The only rap were 2 shits is Cypress Hill.
2. 17 rounds is outdated. Glock has 32 round machine pistols now.
3. Punk owns Rap, any day of the week.
Smapdey
March 5th, 2003, 05:46 PM
You aren't a "Nigga". Okay, and you sure as hell aren't Puff Daddy, and you're not talented. I could rap better than you could. I would but then I would have to charge you for it.
Smapdey
March 5th, 2003, 05:47 PM
And one more thing, all music is owned by classic rock. I know several senior citizens that still kick more ass than any other band on the planet. They are, the Rolling Stones.
absent
March 5th, 2003, 05:47 PM
BRB, piercing my tongue because I'm a rebel. DOWN WITH THE SYSTEM!
Phoosh
March 5th, 2003, 05:53 PM
Yeah, show that motherfucker lieberman! pierce your tongue!
And after that, stick a butterknife in your toaster...he hates that!
absent
March 5th, 2003, 05:55 PM
By the way, why did you have to start a new thread you cock-gobbling faggot?
AVataRR
March 5th, 2003, 06:59 PM
this pickupline thread sure has a difference to it.....
Yian
March 6th, 2003, 08:29 PM
We got some real poetry going on here!
Hobbes874
March 6th, 2003, 09:59 PM
yeah cuz absent is just the greatest rapper i've seen *cough*
future man
March 6th, 2003, 10:08 PM
Absent is a nice young man.
Dying_Corpse
March 6th, 2003, 10:22 PM
you know whats funny...
when black people call other black people niggah... its ok...
but when white people call black people niggahs... its racism...
wtf?
Downfall
March 30th, 2003, 10:49 PM
hey ladies can i offer you some sex in exchange for some ehh... sex
-rocko, undergrads
cr3am
March 30th, 2003, 10:55 PM
don't post in month old threads