Phoosh
March 5th, 2003, 04:55 PM
Hmm. I love smapdey like a brother, but I just read his rant comment...
He said he hasnt had a girlfriend for 6 months, but plenty of one night stands and shit in between.
Do you believe it?
I didnt at first...
But then I remembered....Fat chicks.
Fat chicks are the solution to alot of things, I mean I personally wouldn't engorge myself in one, for fear of drowning in loose skin, but I hear they can be better lovers than thin chicks.
Right. So I figure, Smapdey has been seducing many deuce - deuce 1/2 lovers, consoling himself in an attempt ultimately to eliminate his insecurities of unlove.
Sure, on the outside Smapdey appears to be a confident, well adjusted young psycho like you find wandering around ATRIP, but on the inside he's all about big tang and nipple warmers. Oh Smap, how you long to be on the bottom, don't you?
So please everyone, let's all take it upon ourselves to break Smapdey's slump. Lets all find him a hot chick, (non shemale, not homely thin girl, an actual hot chick) and get her to sleep with him! We owe it to him!
Post pictures of possible applicants for the spot, and although naked models and such are appreciated, we wanted real willing girls. This is an actual contest people. The winner, or person who finds the willing chiXor will receive a lifetime supply of SPAM and a coupon for a free liver transplant.
So go go go people!
He said he hasnt had a girlfriend for 6 months, but plenty of one night stands and shit in between.
Do you believe it?
I didnt at first...
But then I remembered....Fat chicks.
Fat chicks are the solution to alot of things, I mean I personally wouldn't engorge myself in one, for fear of drowning in loose skin, but I hear they can be better lovers than thin chicks.
Right. So I figure, Smapdey has been seducing many deuce - deuce 1/2 lovers, consoling himself in an attempt ultimately to eliminate his insecurities of unlove.
Sure, on the outside Smapdey appears to be a confident, well adjusted young psycho like you find wandering around ATRIP, but on the inside he's all about big tang and nipple warmers. Oh Smap, how you long to be on the bottom, don't you?
So please everyone, let's all take it upon ourselves to break Smapdey's slump. Lets all find him a hot chick, (non shemale, not homely thin girl, an actual hot chick) and get her to sleep with him! We owe it to him!
Post pictures of possible applicants for the spot, and although naked models and such are appreciated, we wanted real willing girls. This is an actual contest people. The winner, or person who finds the willing chiXor will receive a lifetime supply of SPAM and a coupon for a free liver transplant.
So go go go people!