Favorite weapon ever?

[Phoosh]

The Q2 Railgun.
I was god with this thing at one point, and the catch was, I only used keyboard. No lie, I swear to god. No mouse, no joystick.

I have a 10 minute video of Q2 footage where I took people apart in a round of q2 with the railgun. The action gets good about 5 minutes in though, so it's a wait.
But I make truly incredible shots. You will think I was zbotting if you saw it, but I never cheat in multiplayer games (with the exception of Diablo 1, where I joined a clan where rank was based on killing cheaters and getting their ears....I hacked into the one cheater clans game and killed the leader it was the coolest gaming moment ever ...they would've booted me out of the clan if they knew i cheated to get his ear....ahh level 49 nova..nothing beats that.)

Phoosh is the sound of the Q2 Railgun, thats where I got this handle.

[future man]

My board...with the nails in it, speaking of which, wheres (i took out the name cuz im nice)?

[cr3am]

the colt in GTA3, i've shot off so many heads with that bearutiful mutha

[Phoosh]

Hmm. those are both very good choices...hadnt thought about them....

Board with a nail? Its crude, but it does the job.

I also like the SOF2 knife. I tried to write my name in someones face, but it just looked like a post surgery with Jacko

[Raxc]

the fists from jk 1

[cr3am]

ROFL, that was on the simpsons:
Moe - "Uh oh. He has a board with a nail guys."

and also, i forgot where, but some guy was attacking someone else with a broom

[Deus Ex]

The nailgun from Quake. I mean, it shoots nails! It sounds cool too. Nothing like a good nailgun to crucify your enemies...

[Smapdey]

Favorite weapon ever? Lightsaber from JK1 or JK2. Great.

Or you might try the Redeemer, I loved that fucker.

Or you might try an AK with a scope and phosphorus ammo and a motercycle from Nolf 1.

Or the Pulse Rifle from AVP2.

Or... Christ, I like a lot of guns!

[Phoosh]

Flamethrowers from serious sam anyone?

[cr3am]

Originally posted by Smapdey
Favorite weapon ever? Lightsaber from JK1 or JK2. Great.

Or you might try the Redeemer, I loved that fucker.

Or you might try an AK with a scope and phosphorus ammo and a motercycle from Nolf 1.

Or the Pulse Rifle from AVP2.

Or... Christ, I like a lot of guns! my beautiful Mclaren F1 GTR.... i kill lots of skulks with those (natural selection f00)

[|)U(|(0F|)3@TH]

Phoosh, can you post your Q2 vid somewhere? Sounds coo, I'd love to see it.

[Smapdey]

AWP!!

[future man]

OH OH OH!!! The one gun from fallout 2, the one with the barrely thing.

[|)U(|(0F|)3@TH]

Two favorites, from the original Unreal:

ASMD
Flak Cannon

I was a master with the ASMD combo. I could predict where my opponents might appear, fire a couple energy balls into those spaces, then detonate them in the exact instant someone stepped into the open as the energy ball was passing by them. My timing was uncanny.

I was also an ace with the flak cannon. One shot kills. Primary fire for close range, secondary fire lobbing a flak grenade for long range. Again, I could predict my opponents and time the lob well enough to hit them before they even knew they had been fired on.

I fuckin loved that game.

I must say, though, that lightsaber fuckin rocks too. However, I just bought JK2 two weeks ago and still suck at it. I'm halfway through the game and trying to beat that chick dark jedi, but keep getting my ass kicked. I thought I was doing well b/c I could easily beat all the Remnant dark jedi with the saber, but the chick is bustin my balls. I'm about to give up on using the lightsaber and fall back on the trusty old Heavy Repeater secondary fire mode. She can't saber-block splash damage, that biotch.

[Phoosh]

Well the thing is ducky, I could email it to you, I'm not sure how big it is, but I could. I don't know how to convert it from a q2 demo video to a regular mpeg or something, so you'd have to have q2 installed to watch it...

My Game name is always Limbcutter

[NuclearWhale]

The Assault Rifle in Half-Life, every game seems to have one like it but I just had a thing for that one. I could mow down soldiers so easy with that thing, and knew the exact instant to launch a grenade.

[Deus Ex]

Originally posted by |)U(|(0F|)3@TH
I'm about to give up on using the lightsaber and fall back on the trusty old Heavy Repeater secondary fire mode. She can't saber-block splash damage, that biotch.

I think she can force push the projectiles back to you, if I'm not wrong.

[nebojats]

That gun that the paratroopers use in wolfenstein. It was efficient and deadly. I guess an "efficient" gun is deadly so I'll just go with deadly.

[Yian]

AK47 in CS! That fucker is too good!

[unskinnybob]

Knife

BF1942

"Are you shooting that flak cannon at one of my side's planes motherfucker?"

*Slash*

- Another piece of Allied scum dies

[absent]

teh rockat lunchar!!!!1111

[|)U(|(0F|)3@TH]

Originally posted by Phoosh
Well the thing is ducky, I could email it to you, I'm not sure how big it is, but I could. I don't know how to convert it from a q2 demo video to a regular mpeg or something, so you'd have to have q2 installed to watch it...

My Game name is always Limbcutter

I don't think I can get such large attachments through email, but try it anyway: fbg111@ec.rr.com.

I wonder if AT would post it on their dl servers.

[|)U(|(0F|)3@TH]

Originally posted by Deus Ex
I think she can force push the projectiles back to you, if I'm not wrong.

d'oh. I don't have time to mess with it now, but I'll get around to trying it sometime. We'll see. Maybe I can force push her off the ledge. I notice force push works sometimes on her.

[Bluu]

Assault Rifle from HalfLife
Silver Talon from SOF1

[absent]

Assault Rifle? Uh-nuh. Do you mean the MP5?

[Raxc]

Half-Life weapons were anything BUT realistic weapons. That fucked up thing was a MP5? Hardly! Not to mention the grenade launcher... the shotgun... was a what? Huh? The only two real world weapons... well, three including the crowbar was the Glock, the Frag Grenade and the Magnum... that was fuor.

[Unspoken]

The Light Saber, it can deflect anything in it's path(except for the sniper rifle, well, it's gotta have a weak point doesn't it?).

[absent]

What are you talking about? You can deflect the sniper with a light saber in JK2.

[ReDeeMeR]

The alien gun from Half-Life, it spawned these lil buggers that would go and hunt your enemies, I love that kinda shit, also the alien gun in Unreal2... I loved the sticky grenade laouncher in Quake2, had loads of fun with it, like placing it somewhere where everyone usualy walks and then boom and watch them bitch about it muhahhahaah

[Smapdey]

You can't block them absent, force speed kicks in and you dodge them.

Tavion's hot, but I never found her challenging.

[cr3am]

Originally posted by Smapdey
You can't block them absent, force speed kicks in and you dodge them. yes, they deflect, but force won't deflect it for you. it takes luck

[Smapdey]

It always did this speed thing when I got shot at.

[Hobbes874]

How bout the M16 in GTA3 I dunno how many limbs I shot off with that thing, so beautiful *tear*.
-AWP in CS is niiiiiiice, sooo powerful!!!!

[cr3am]

Originally posted by Hobbes874
How bout the M16 in GTA3 I dunno how many limbs I shot off with that thing, so beautiful *tear*.
-AWP in CS is niiiiiiice, sooo powerful!!!! Originally posted by cr3am
the colt in GTA3, i've shot off so many heads with that bearutiful mutha

W00T! j00 r r0x0rz!

[wangstramedeous]

An unquestionable winner :

Unreal Tournament : Reedemer

Sniper gun was another fav plus the "Sperm" Gun. (sorry guys I forget real name) Shoots green ooze that explodes...

[Yian]

I actually tried to play an Arena game with every bots has a Redemmer in their hands. It was the most chaotic match I ever had and I lost the match. Explosions! Thats the only thing ever was there! Exposions everywhere! Impossible to play since no one survive more than 3 seconds as soon as one dude fires a shot! All I did was respawn, press the mouse, and die. Luckily I get kills. That weapon is booooo.

And AWP, now AWM, anothe retarded weapon came from a retarded mind. I got shot on a toe and I fucking died! what if it is just a pinky on my toe, huh? Do I get killed because of a pinky on my toe get shot off?

AK47 in CS is great because it is powerful but hard to operate. It took me three weeks to realize that a two-two-two-.... firing is the way to go. I once see a dude in my team with an AK gets headshots every rounds. So I tried to learn how he does that by die early and spectate in first person. Then I saw somethings really incredible. As soon as he pull the damn trigger, the bulet go nowhere but the heads... He was basically spraying his AK but all headshots. After 58 rounds I found that he made nothing but only headshots, lots of headshots...

Get it? Fucking Headshot script! A lousy cheater!

And STFU AWP users. You people cheat, too! You just don't fire a shot from one end of a map and kill five dudes in a row at the other end of the map, with that very same bullet... Cheaters everywhere in CS I now quit playing.

[Bobz0r]

no, you are all wrong... i remember plaing BLOOD back in the day... when they had a flare gun... that fucker was the best.. shoot a couple flares at some nazi monk with a machine gun, watch him burst into flames and run around screaming... beautiful

[Yian]

Emmmmm.... does sound sweet... Maybe I should go find out more about this BLOOD...

[Raxc]

Dear god, you haven't heard of BLOOD?!

[Bobz0r]

that is a shame... that game owns.. i remember d\ling it on 56k

it was like 80 megs

took like a day... lol

[Frylock]

Hands down it has to be my loaded moving weapons platform, the 'Mech. My personal favorite in Mech 4 was the Daishi loaded with Clan ER PPCs, Gauss Rifles, and ER Large Lasers. MUHAHAHAHAHAHA BLOWING SHIT UP IN 100 TONS OF DESTRUCTION MUAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!

And I'm very partial to the MP5 as my favorite game/real world weapon. I just love the gun.

PS: Kicking around people's heads was the best part of Blood. That and setting people on fire :D

[Bobz0r]

omg i forgot about the heads kicking...


and killing mimes too



i would pay 20 dollars for that game

[Yian]

Oh my God... Is that BLOOD really that famous.....!? I'm so ashamed...

[Bobz0r]

why? that game rocked my socks... the only part i hated was the merry-go round where the gargoyles came and messed u up

(the carnival lvl mind you, lots of mimes and zombies...

and the part with the zombie head soccer... kick it in the hole and it eats the head

lol and u get a prize and shit

[TheKua]

Apache helicopter Helfire misseles,amour piercing chainguns....Muahahahahahaha!

[blaznee]

I must admit that having a fully loaded chaingun/minigun in Serious Sam ranks high in my book.. Especially because you had enemies enough to make use of the damn thing i SS :-)

[Odm]

I guess my favourite waepon is a sniper rifle. But it sucks when you use it in multiplayer, because you have to stop and aim and stuff...

[Marc]

Pump Shotgun in CS. I dont know how many kills i get on fy_iceworld with it. 1000 or 2000 ?

[JerraMaya]

MOHAA Sniper Rifle
all it needs is one head shot to blow a fucking head off and it kills people like killing chickens in a poltery farm

For Close contact
Stg 44 and shotgun again from MOHAA

i like unreal and quake3 weapons too but i really like realistic weapons more than sci fic weapons

[Smapdey]

Alice from AVP2, now that was great to take into a fight!

[Bobz0r]

one addition...

EVERY WEAPON from American McGee's Alice

that game is so twisted

(american mcgee drops acid too much)

[Yian]

Blunderbuss is so cooooool! The Eyestaff was hard to use and does radius damage, means it hurts Alice herself sometimes, so didn't like it at the beginning. But later it became kind of handy. This game is probably the only game use some weird weapons, instead of GUNs...

[Yian]

Anyone think the OICW from SOF II is cool? It has potential, but was fully developed in the game. Pity.

[PHAT_ASS]

the Bombdolls from the U4E mod for Unrealtournament. you threw a few out into the level and they'd look all innocent, bouncing around saying da-da....but when you detonated em, KABLAMO!!!!111 the entire level would light up and shake outta control... oh dont forget teh mushroom cloud. damn i miss my UT days.

[Smapdey]

I liked the autoshot gun from SOF2.

In battlefield 1942, give me the STG44, it's wonderful!

[NuclearWhale]

The Engineer rifle in Battlefield 1942, but they made it weaker in the 1.3 patch so that made me sad.

[cr3am]

BF1942 Sniper Rifle!! how many retarded bots have i killed with it? :D

[Steve McSteve]

Originally posted by jerramaya
MOHAA Sniper Rifle
all it needs is one head shot to blow a fucking head off and it kills people like killing chickens in a poltery farm

For Close contact
Stg 44 and shotgun again from MOHAA

i like unreal and quake3 weapons too but i really like realistic weapons more than sci fic weapons

Yes, go you jerramaya. The first person to actually say you play MOHAA. That game rocks. Especially the sniper. I like the allies rifle (the one where you have to shoot the whole clip so u can reload). One the level "The Bridge" normally i cna nail someone with 2 shots whos on the other side of the bridge with the rifle. It kicks ass.

[WhoGivesARatsAss]

Shotguns.. my fav.. love them in close alleys.. especially in SOF1 and SOF2 Shotties were fucking satisfying.. also in Max Payne..

also Rail of Q3.. loved to Rail some fuckers

also the Bar gun in MOHAA

Flak Cannon from UT and UT2003

Flame Thrower from U2: The Awakening and RTCW

what else.. but shotguns sure kick ass.. love em love em so damn much..

one fucking sniper assault hybrid from iron storm.. it was cool also..

[Yian]

Not to rain on your parade, WhoGivesARatsAss, but the shotgun in GTA3 sucks...

[Smapdey]

Shotgun in GTA3 was awesome! That took anyone down in at least two shots and it was two shots to catch a car on fire!

[Bobz0r]

psh.... minigun in vice city

[WhoGivesARatsAss]

I particularly didnt like any weapons in GTA 3 but thats just me.. anyways yeah shotty in GTA 3 was ok.. not as spectacular as in other games..

and i wish Splinter Boy had a nice shotty anyways.. then it wouldnt be Splinter Cell wouldnt.. i would have liked a nice sniper rifle in Splinter Cell the one they gave was ok.. nothing too spectacular..

[ZANDAMORPHIS]

Originally posted by Steve McSteve
Yes, go you jerramaya. The first person to actually say you play MOHAA. That game rocks. Especially the sniper. I like the allies rifle (the one where you have to shoot the whole clip so u can reload). One the level "The Bridge" normally i cna nail someone with 2 shots whos on the other side of the bridge with the rifle. It kicks ass.

I PLAY THAT GAME ALL THE TIME...beat it about 493294 times...just the ending is so weak that it makes you cry...thats proly why ppl dont like it as much...that game is a beast though...my fav. besides nolf2

[Downfall]

The BFG from the Doom series.............such a bad ass weapon. The desert Eagle in CS, one shot kills

[Phoosh]

I like the devastator from duke3d as well, and the freeze ray.
Or doing the quick kick in unison with dukes regular boot, so both his feet were off the ground in 1st person view....fuckin riot

[Smapdey]

CS is the most unbalanced game I have ever played. Every gun is way too powerful. There's no point in wearing kevlar and getting killed means you have to sit and wait forever. I think BF1942 is better in every way.

[Phoosh]

I'm an asshole

[Smapdey]

Damn straight. But we love you.

[NuclearWhale]

Originally posted by Smapdey
CS is the most unbalanced game I have ever played. Every gun is way too powerful. There's no point in wearing kevlar and getting killed means you have to sit and wait forever. I think BF1942 is better in every way.

BF1942 is the bomb. Anyone tried the Desert Combat mod? Its fucking awsome.

[cr3am]

desert combat is teh r0x in zteh hizzie!! omfgz wtf?!

[Phoosh]

Is anyone else hot and bothered right now?

[Shadow]

I'm hot but not bothered. :D

[Downfall]

Im bothered by the hotness

[Phoosh]

Yeah. It does that. Hey, did you give me this rash?

[Downfall]

you mean the rug burn on your forehead.......wasnt me:D

*runs away*

[Phoosh]

haha...I'm a getch'you! :o

[Downfall]

Nooooo........must run.........*pant*....must out............*pant*....run the Phoosh...........cant be brought into his van of doom

[Phoosh]

*just keeps going like the T-1000*

I can smell you...you're in here somewhere...

[Phoosh]

You know what I love? This post.

[SaintDL]

lets get back to the weapon.

my favourite weapon? my dick...


and of course the lightsaber in JK2

and then the erppc in mechwarrior
the thunderbolt

and the sigma technology from impossible creatures

but since were toking bout guns here, i like the gun riflemen use in warcraft3. heh heh heh

[Shadow]

Let me clarify for Saint ... the SINGLE PLAYER JK 2 light saber right , Saint? Otherwise you'd be crazy!

[SaintDL]

i mean multiplayer... i was god with it... or rather... everyone else's loadshit with it

[Lord Nameless One]

how about uriziel from gothic

[Phoosh]

mmm-mmm. Thats a good thread.

[Smapdey]

Yes sir. Let's abuse some power and make it sticky so it will never leave the front page and therefore not violate hitler, I mean cr3am's new rule!

[cr3am]

DAMN RIGHT! I'M THE FORUMS NAZI!

[Yian]

Yeah yeah... don't let this thread die if you guys want to post more about your favorite weapons... I fact i just noticed a new gun in a upcoming game, it looks cool and I will like it regardless the game or the function og the gun, just because it looks good... This is what it looks like:

[Downfall]

oooohhhhhh....pretty

[Phoosh]

is that STALKER?

[WhoGivesARatsAss]

what the fuck is with the scope on that thing.. damn.. everything else looks like a mp5 or something with a big ass scope

[Yian]

WGARA is jealous because he can't use that gun himeself...

[WhoGivesARatsAss]

I got my own gun.. MUHAHAHA.. who needs this fucked up shite MATE.. damn i hate the aussies.. they beat the crap outta us in cricket.. fuck em Aussies

[Phoosh]

I wish I was a drooling vegetable.

[SixShooter]

Wait...you mean you're not?

[F4LLeN]

my personal favorite weapon is driving a jeep at full speed into a tank in b1942 (if you can call it a weapon) other than that, the machine gun in avp2 :D

[cr3am]

HELLZ YEAH!

no! turbo jeeps, running thru a line of retarded bots!

[NiSythe]

In the middle of Indeana Jones you get this great weopon called the Dragons Claw, it is the coolest weopon in the world

[Smapdey]

All the weapons in AVP2 ruled, every single one.

I'd have to say that the Hammer from Super Smash Bros. Melee rules as far as weapons in fighting games go.

[NiSythe]

Spinter Cell and all the little bells and wistles on his guns, BOO YAh

[Shadow]

Originally posted by SaintDL
i mean multiplayer... i was god with it... or rather... everyone else's loadshit with it

While the MP lightsaber may have been easy, the single player one was MUCH MUCH better, in terms of being able to swing and do sweet combos, etc.

[Downfall]

my second favorite weapon is a board with nail in it....but eve nbetter than that is a board with TWO nails in it.....

[cr3am]

it's like, "OH NO! HE HAS A BOARD WITH TWO NAILS IN IT!"

[Smapdey]

Ever play trespasser? That was a funny game. Firing an automatic shotgun with one hand...

[Phoosh]

That was a funny game. If by funny, you meant terrible.

[Smapdey]

You could slap dinosaurs, if by slap you mean wave your arm at them until they bit it.

[future man]

I only played the demo....i wonder if you can still buy it anywhere.

[Phoosh]

haha
I just like running into things and the gun would drop. I too only played the demo. The one where you started on top of that platform?
The best part was looking down at the chicks boobs. Or throwing her off the platform to her death.

[Hobbes874]

sounds like a game i need :D rofl

[Smapdey]

Dude, you would have to, at one point, get this, fend off a raptor with a can of paint that you waved at it. I kid you not. Your health gage was nicely out of side and on your package that was so large, it made you question how her arms ever moved.

Speaking out nice tits, I'm been completely celibate for about one week (no whacking), I need a girlfriend BBBBBBAAAAADDDDD.

[NiSythe]

What are you going on about, those are two completely different things.

[Hobbes874]

not even to that oily BOTD??? just the other day???

[NiSythe]

poeple, a word from the wize, dont out wear your bycicle!

[Hobbes874]

I'll be sure to write that down

[Mr.Nerdy]

Nisythe, your insane

[Hobbes874]

Originally posted by Mr.Nerdy
Nisythe, your insane
got that right!

[portzebie]

WTF does that mean nis?

[NiSythe]

look inside yourself for the anwer

[SaintDL]

there is a nisythe, aka the hippy old potthead; in every portzebie... in every amoeba, and water... bless you my friend...

[NiSythe]

I am no Hippy and i will have a word with any man who thinks otherwise

[IkYiolul]

best weap heh?

Its gotta be the freeze gun from DukeNukem series!

Package list:
1x Freeze Gun

Directions:
1.Remove 1x Freeze gun from packaging..
2.Aim at opponent or stupid looking monster..
3.Pull trigger once a good aim..
4.Item will automatically freeze opponent/monster by shooting freeze goo at him-her/it..
5.Run up to frozen opponent/monster..
6.Select boot mode and SQUISH/press kick key and SQUISH.

[SaintDL]

best weapon is that mean mean overmind in starcraft. i can then control the horde of zergs and destroy you. i can also control them to round up all the babes in the world and herd them-- i fuck them as and when i want. the how... and the what... i'm gonna fuck them real good... ah...

[Yian]

hehehe.... actually the psi-emitter is even stronger than the overmind...

[Odm]

actually, the drone could kill anyone and anything in Starcraft...

[IkYiolul]

freeze gun is much MUCH MUCH more fun.

[Smapdey]

Idiots, the trick was to just build photon cannons around the map.
Just build a shitload of drones and slowing build photon cannons completely around the map destroying everything they see.

[Yian]

What if they built toward a line of siege tanks in siege mode? I don't even think the warpping will be complete....

[SaintDL]

then i'll send hordes of stealth bombers from C&C generals to bomb 'em up. then mind control the tank pilots

[IkYiolul]

more about weapons not armies...
or I'll KILL you.

[SaintDL]

with? i'll knife you! i mean the thing that i'm constantly shot to death in CS while holding a knife shows that i'm so damn good with it that everyone fears me, right? right?

[Odm]

No, you're just always shot to death period. Which means you suck.

[Smapdey]

First game of CS I ever played I got yelled at because the last player on the terrorist team was AFK so I knifed him to save ammo.

[IkYiolul]

Originally posted by Smapdey
First game of CS I ever played I got yelled at because the last player on the terrorist team was AFK so I knifed him to save ammo.
wow go you (sarcasm)
and no...it means you were too dumb to buy a weapon and you dropped your pistol in attempting to shoot. Your stupiditiy killed you. :p

[portzebie]

LOL! thats gr3at

[Smapdey]

I didn't die. I'm a big ammo conservationist in most cases but in those rare few I'll even send shots into dead bodies to scare the opposition.

[SaintDL]

in my first CS game i was rpaed hard because they think i'm some pro.
why?
cos i bought a para when i have enough money and turn round the corner see 5 of them and i just keeping spraying my ammo like there's no tomorrow. amazingly with the large recoil, they ate most of my para ammo. so i got 5 kills in one spray.

up till now the first time is still the most memorable

[Yian]

I haven't played CS since I died in a match few weeks ago. I just don't want to play this game anymore. I was fucked up badly by cheaters.

[imweasel]

I like the flamethrower in Wolfenstein. I like to hear those suckers scream a little.

[SaintDL]

i like my teeth in vampire the masquerade
enemy: grrr
me: gggrr eh? i'll show u GRRRR....
*slurp* munch* sucks*

enemy: ahhh.....*reduce to ashes*
me:nothing like a good bite out of another vampire...

[peewee]

my favorite weapon is the loaf of bread in "Zak McKracken and the Alien Mindbenders"

sincerely,
peewee

[RAY16]

Originally posted by peewee
my favorite weapon is the loaf of bread in "Zak McKracken and the Alien Mindbenders"

sincerely,
peewee


Die and go to hell, you stupid 56K hater.

[NiSythe]

:( i wish i had cable internet :(

[IkYiolul]

wow that came from NOWHERE.

[SaintDL]

ah~ cable modem!!! yes!!! powerful weapon in counter strike online. could kick ass with modem! i can headshot with modem, in fact i can go right to their face say hi and spray lead from me shotgun with a cable modem. best killer weapon ever. i'm gonna just say this, everyone who wanna kill someone, use a cable modem. i mean you havent lived unless you kill with a cable modem.

[comlink]

Originally posted by Smapdey
CS is the most unbalanced game I have ever played. Every gun is way too powerful. There's no point in wearing kevlar and getting killed means you have to sit and wait forever. I think BF1942 is better in every way.

Most unbalanced! Too powerful! Hah! I learned how to play it and was ok I guess, but got tired of the n00bs saying things like "Comlink's ping is too low he is lagging me" and/or "Comlink cheats he killed me twice" and then getting a "kicked from server" message:) I like the more realistic damage system of CS, I think it sucks having to put 30 rounds in someone before they die.

To the question at hand, I'd have to say my favorite gun is the pump shotty from SOF2. Wow was that a nice gun, I'd sneak around behind a group of people, and they'd all be dead before anyone could figure out what was happening.

Favorite non-gun was the knife from SOF2. Beutiful kills with that thing, and what a way to anger your opponents! Again sneak up behind them and then stab them all until dead.

[cr3am]

haha, i loved this:

n00b - "OMFGZ, cr3am IS ARE HAXORINZ F00Z@!#$@!"
cr3am - "NO! look, i died, i can't hack if i die!"
n00b - "Oh yeah, never mind guys."

[Yian]

CS is not unbalanced, at least not that much... I think it is all up to the teams. If you, or your teamates, suck, then you are most likely to lose (appliable to all the games, I guess...)

T: Nothing special, use AK. This thing is really good once you know how to burst fire and steady your shots. Two shots kills anything that moves in tha game, includes chickens...

CT: The fucking M4A1. Not as powerful as AK but good enough. Very easy to learn how to use so this gun is, in my opinion, noob-friendly. Noi wonder people always try to join CT.

[SaintDL]

what do you mean too powerful you nitwit?

i once shot a guy's crotch with AWP. but he survived(he got kelvar and can still JUMP!!!! and JUMP around ALOT!!!!

goddamn if its too powerful. a guy whom his crotch got busted with AWP wont even supposed to be able to stand up... much less jump...

[SaintDL]

i like any guns from SOF2. especially when i shoot them in the crotch of my hatred enemy... i love to see them: awwwww..... holdiung their crotch like its helping them alill, then fall to their death.

[RADiator]

I like BIG MOTHERFUCKING GUN(BFG)doom1/2 version of it(quake2/3 versions of it isnt very powerful).Flack cannon and redeemer(ut and ut2k3).

[Roq]

PHOOSH im right there with you, keyboard and quake2 railgun, OH THE GOOD OLD DAYS!

how the hell did we do those shots with the keyboard I will never know but it was emotional

[Hobbes874]

Originally posted by NiSythe
:( i wish i had cable internet :(
Yeah, I used to live in that horrible world, TEH PAIN!!!!!

[SaintDL]

live with it dude. its dudes like u that make me proud of owning a cable modem. bwahahahaha. im such a cruel bastard

[aphremen]

Life without broadband is like living the unexamined life. In that it's shitty, but you don't know any better...yet.

[SaintDL]

? there is wisdom in thy words aphremen...
but could joo elaborate?

i mean i tasted what it feels like to be a 56ker and i dun like the way i'm treated online. getting busted and hated

[aphremen]

Yes, what I mean is you cannot realize the full reality of your miserable station in life until you see the view from the outside. You now are like the old man who has lived his whole life in a small village in a valley.

You hear from outsiders that beyond your valley there is a great big world with fantastic possibilities but you won't truly understand how great the rest of the world is until you leave your village to see the sights and hear the sounds of the outside world.

When you get broadband and join the rest of us, only then will you appreciate just how small and miserable your world was before.

[SaintDL]

believe me dude. i was aware of how sad my world was (and thats why i got myself a cable) until i got cable. and then i'm completely ignorant of the sufferings i left behind me.

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mR-D]

The tank of petrol in Postal 2...

I just love throwing petrol on people, throwing a match at them, then watching them run and scream like crazy...


mor3...

[Yian]

There was once for whatever reason a large group of people stucked in front of the steps, and I thought it to myself: "When else you are gonna do it if you dont do it now...? I ignited just one dude, he ran into the crowd, and.... :D :D :D ... 18 people ended up burned to death.:p

[aziejal]

i really like redeemer and flak cannon from ut. i got a lot of frags by using any of them. UT rulezzzz!!! :) :) :)

[SaintDL]

i like the bio-armour in a comic named Guyver.

[Kain]

Bio booster armours pretty cool have you seen the movies lotsa blood just how i like it
but on the topic my favorite weapon from a game would probably be the BFG from Doom just the way how when it hits it also hits every one within a radius

[WhoGivesARatsAss]

My MEATSTOCK..

Guaranteed to Bash, Smash and Trash nOObs!

[ghiop]

Barrett light-fifty. Probably the version in Hitman 2. There's nothing more beautiful than a good sniper kill. Especially one that knocks them twenty feet backwards.

[Kain]

Oh the double Barrel Shoot from Doom 2

[mR-D]

My favourite weapon would have to be....
hmmmm...

The dick in Postal 2...

Don't you just love to have the freedom of pissing on people??

Even though it doesn't kill anyone, i still love it.

Even the sound of it makes me laugh...

[Hitman]

I was looking for one every since I saw this topic, after reading the Gayspot hands-on for Halflife 2 I think I found mine..

"Freeman use a "gravity gun" weapon, which could rip things like radiators and cabinets from off their hinges and then fling them into enemies or other objects, producing dynamic and believable results."

[NiSythe]

TOROKS CERBERAL BOOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MrBored]

The dick in Postal 2...

Don't you just love to have the freedom of pissing on people??

Even though it doesn't kill anyone, i still love it.

Even the sound of it makes me laugh...

Finish the game!!!! You get an Enhanced Mode and it totally rocks, I wont tell you what happens, just go do it :)

My personal favourite is the Quake 1 Rocket Launcher, Quake 1 ownz all.

[2Lions]

Dudes, the Quake 2 Rocket Launcher / Chaingun combo rules all!

[MrBored]

I thought the Quake 2 rockect launcher sucked nads, it took to long to release the rocket after you clicked. I prefered the hyperblaster thing in Quake 2.

[unskinnybob]

I just remembered a little something from Duke Nukem - that shrink ray gun. It was real cool. Shrink opponents and step on them.

[MrBored]

lol yeah, that gun owned

[unskinnybob]

Originally posted by MrBored
Finish the game!!!! You get an Enhanced Mode and it totally rocks, I wont tell you what happens, just go do it :)

My personal favourite is the Quake 1 Rocket Launcher, Quake 1 ownz all.

Dude - where the fuck did you get this game in SA?

[MrBored]

I ordered it from overseas, you can get it from www.whiptailinteractive.com afaik :) or try www.amazon.co.uk

[R3FL3X]

The sniper fifle from halo!! I hope it gonna be like that in Halo 2.
I also like the shock rifle in unreal when its on instagib!!



http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-5/212151/R3FL3X.gif

[ghiop]

Wait, somebody actually finished Postal 2?

[Lord Nameless One]

did anyone seen swen the bomfunk his weapon is most powerful

[SaintDL]

now i'm serious. i like the ballers in hitman 2 cos they're so mean for pistols

[ghiop]

Originally posted by SaintDL
now i'm serious. i like the ballers in hitman 2 cos they're so mean for pistols

Indeed, indeed. What's even more impressive is how they make people fly like they got hit with a 12 gauge. :)

[SaintDL]

thats why i love 'em

[BodomBeachTerror]

My favorite weapon ever is the Axis Shovel in Day of Defeat.

[MooseTracks]

--Some Great Weapons--

Mortal Kombat 4 - Quan Chi's Leg Beating Fatality.
(Never thought using someones own leg to beat them down could be so fun.)

C&C Red Alert 2 - The Apocalypse Tank (superb weapon, now if it could only float . . .)

NOLF2 - The Angry Kitty (Ya ever met a pussy that just made you wanna blow up?)
--or--
NOLF2 - The Banana (not fatal, but it is deadly funny.)

[Chimera[NL]]

I still love that ini mini little peewee gun from Quake II.

[MooseTracks]

I just played a demo version of Postal 2 and even though shotguns aren't my favorite, I'll make an exception in this game.

You can grab a cat, twist the barrel of your gun into the cats anus, aim and fire. It is insanely funny. If you let the cat hang there long enough, it start making those low growl "I'm pissed off" noises that cats make.

[Yian]

In postal 2, the only weapon I really liked was that stream of pee. That is the best weapon ever. Too bad the game sucks.:(

[Yian]

I was playing Opposing Force and I noticed this weapon. The concept is pretty original: it's some kind of animal's upperbody mounted on the player's arm, shoot chemical balls that you feed it as food.

[Hobbes874]

lol, that's kinda weird.......but I like it :D

[coppernaut]

I didn't read all the replies, so if someone mentioned it already, kudos. But I can't wait to weild the famous crowbar again in Half-Life 2. In all it's new graphical glory.

#1 is the shotgun.

#2 is the sniper rifle. In any game with the feature, that's my favorite.

Otherwise, I dig mini guns and assult rifles. All those high tech guns are for the birds. :D

[NiteX]

Originally posted by Yian
I was playing Opposing Force and I noticed this weapon. The concept is pretty original: it's some kind of animal's upperbody mounted on the player's arm, shoot chemical balls that you feed it as food.

hell yea i remember that thing it kicked ass but u have to admit the barncle was a hell of a lot more original and great...i loved that weapon..... ahhhh memorys.... my favorite weapon of all time would have to be the BFG in all quakes... and in doom... i loved all of those guns... not so much the one in quake 3 tho...kinda of a big dissapointment all it was , was a big upgrade plasma gun.... and in all games the shotgun is my favorite...slow but packs a hell of a punch!!

[BioWave]

Unreal Tournaments Flak Cannon

Enough said ;)

[future man]

The M4 from any game, because they rock ass.

[TRUCKIN]

I could say the Thompson from BF1942 because it makes my subwoofer act real funny. But then again my real fav is the AK-47.

[TRUCKIN]

i hope this is nobodies favorite. gayes gun Ever FUck this gun

[Yian]

I love that gun... Tell you why.

1) At short distance, It beats mp5.

2) At long distance, switch to pistol so no difference.

3) 50 rounds per clip saves reloading time.

4) Buying that thing each round shows how much money I have to burn.

[TRUCKIN]

maybe when its not so "Bling, Bling"

[future man]

Ever used one IRL? No? Ok if you have you wouldn't like it anymore.

[Smapdey]

Buying that gun also makes you look like a motherfucking badass if you kill everyone. Also, it's some great short range camping gun, and you don't move slow when you have it out.

[TRUCKIN]

ahh my favorite sidearm. Although I would rarely use it in a game. Ecxessive force with .50 action express:D

[future man]

Haha, pussy ass guns. I use rocks mother fuckers.

[Volcano]

The Rocket Launcher from Quake 3 of course, and that sword from gatts in the anime Berserk.

[SaintDL]

Originally posted by future man
Haha, pussy ass guns. I use rocks mother fuckers.

i use bricks assholes

[ghiop]

Teeth.

Other people's teeth.

[Akdor 1154]

I'd have to say the Holy-Hand Grenade or the Concrete Donkey from the Worms 2-based series. They might be cheap, but it's still quite funny.

[koster]

this is my favorite one :)
AK-74 (N or M versions are the best, cause you can put scopes on them...) and if youll manage to get 2 or more rpk mags, tape 'em together and stuff....well, then you've got yourself a LMG..

[willem100]

i heard of a gun in armed and dangerous(it isnt out yet) wich is called the upsidedowngun ;)
first you stick it in the ground and hold on to it
then you fire and the world turns upsidedown:D and all the enemy's fall off the planet
later they fall back but are injured:p

[koster]

lol

[ghiop]

Yay for Kalashnikov! I just saw an interview he did back in the 80s talking smack about the M-16. It was great.

[koster]

man, I'm surprised that you can spell his last name, lol
but yeah, he's a cool dude, made a lot of good stuff..

[ghiop]

Originally posted by koster
man, I'm surprised that you can spell his last name, lol


Hmm? I'm slightly confused by this one. Are you saying it's a hard name to spell, or that you wouldn't think I could handle it? I'm kinda leaning towards the first, but you never know.

[koster]

well, no, its just, that most of the people, mostly from US, can't spell his name, its too hard for them or something...

[TRUCKIN]

Well all in all I did a search on google. One spelt Kalashnikov, and on spelt Kalishnikov. Both of the spellings got me about half a million websites. So which one is it? Im thinking its Kalishnikov.

[TRUCKIN]

Ok I was wrong the AK offical website is Kalashnikov

[future man]

My new favorite weapn ever is the blaster boomstick the stormtroopers use in Troopers.

[Trustkill]

the yo-yo in Goonies 2, it totally owned Rygars yoyo.

In Ren & Stimpy for Sega Genesis, if you play as Ren you can pick Stimpy up and squeeze farts outta him.

[NiteX]

Originally posted by future man
My new favorite weapn ever is the blaster boomstick the stormtroopers use in Troopers.

how do you get that??? i never seen a blaster boom stick before...

[ghiop]

Um. Probably just the blaster. My guess is he's using it in the "other word for gun" sense.

[NiteX]

Originally posted by ghiop
Um. Probably just the blaster. My guess is he's using it in the "other word for gun" sense.

ohh i see, i actually dont like any of the weapons on Trooper :( maybe the stormies have one good one, but the rest for the rebels and such are horrible!

[discreet]

quake 3 rocket launcher lightning gun

rtcw mp40 and flamethrower hehe

[dant3]

oh....by far....the sniper rifle in GTA:VC. ownz....sooo mant limbs blown off of ppl while their in their car and im a mile away from them....

[Anarchy5099]

Hmm... Let me think... FUCK! Anything that can kill!

If you want my all time fav weapon... The ICA-6000 from Axis (mech combat, I have too much fun kickin korean ass, it does get a little boring tho, after all I am the top ARM pilot in the US. Not one US player has killed me, not once. some of the best korean pilots have killed me alot, bastards! speak english!)

[ihateyou]

I personally would like a jet pack mounting sevral flame throughers on the side bars.

[future man]

The jetpack mounting them? As if to have sex with them or somthing, I hate to burst your bubble but I don't think that stuff can reproduce.

[IkYiolul]

lol future man, ur kraze

[TRUCKIN]

Boner

[future man]

Wabam smack a dooby doo.

[ihateyou]

Originally posted by future man
The jetpack mounting them? As if to have sex with them or somthing, I hate to burst your bubble but I don't think that stuff can reproduce. I don’t know about those cannons or whatever bullshit slipped from my mind, but there is a rocket wheel chair. :)

[cr3am]

This thread doesn't pick up by the week, i think i'll unsticky it

[psydude20]

Favorite weapon ever...

M4 A1 Ranger. Basically it an M4 with SOPMOD.

[IkYiolul]

yeah there isnt really much else to be said about our favorite weapons...everyone kinda knows which is who's.

[NiteX]

free pizza and beer at my house!!!!!:cool:

[TRUCKIN]

Originally posted by psydude20
Favorite weapon ever...

M4 A1 Ranger. Basically it an M4 with SOPMOD. pff you like carbines? I guess in this case their great. I really dont have a fav, I love TMPs and AKs particullarly the RPK (cause when I get one on AA I kill everybody)

[Bigolli]

my favourite gun of all time would have to be the Smartgun from AvP/AvP2! i love that gun soo much its not funny! although there are some other guns i like, like the thompson from MOHAA or the M4 from Sof2, but the smartgun beats them all!

[SaintDL]

Originally posted by NiteX
free pizza and beer at my house!!!!!:cool:



how do u kill with a pizza and beer?

i've thought of this for quite a long time and the only way i think is, suffocate him with the pizza and inject beer into his bloodstream.

maybe NiteX will like to tell us his methods

[SaintDL]

really if its melee, the best weapon i'd prefer is a titanium bo.

its long thus able to fend off enemies using swords or knives, titanium is light and durable so it can't be cut with a blade.

but really neo in matrix using the metal rod is simply exaggerating. he makes gungfu look like some circus shit.

[Th3 ProphetMan]

damnit guys the best weapon is of course the baseball bat from worms 2!!

:D well, that would fit for melee combat, but my favorite gun is the hk usp match, and rifle colt m1a4

damnit and what about that nuclear missile weapon in ut2k3? it's calledredeemer or something like it, isn't it?

[Th3 ProphetMan]

Originally posted by willem100
i heard of a gun in armed and dangerous(it isnt out yet) wich is called the upsidedowngun ;)
first you stick it in the ground and hold on to it
then you fire and the world turns upsidedown:D and all the enemy's fall off the planet
later they fall back but are injured:p

HAHAHAHAHAH
lol weren't you dreaming or simethin? :D

[ghiop]

The plank. From Mafia. Just wind up and swing.

[Stormleader]

Originally posted by |)U(|(0F|)3@TH
Two favorites, from the original Unreal:

ASMD
Flak Cannon

I was a master with the ASMD combo. I could predict where my opponents might appear, fire a couple energy balls into those spaces, then detonate them in the exact instant someone stepped into the open as the energy ball was passing by them. My timing was uncanny.

I was also an ace with the flak cannon. One shot kills. Primary fire for close range, secondary fire lobbing a flak grenade for long range. Again, I could predict my opponents and time the lob well enough to hit them before they even knew they had been fired on.

I fuckin loved that game.

I must say, though, that lightsaber fuckin rocks too. However, I just bought JK2 two weeks ago and still suck at it. I'm halfway through the game and trying to beat that chick dark jedi, but keep getting my ass kicked. I thought I was doing well b/c I could easily beat all the Remnant dark jedi with the saber, but the chick is bustin my balls. I'm about to give up on using the lightsaber and fall back on the trusty old Heavy Repeater secondary fire mode. She can't saber-block splash damage, that biotch.


I think I remember you... ugh!!!!!:p

[Stormleader]

BUUUUT.... the rocket launcher from any game, in any country, on any planet, in any time...
Or if that doesnt work a great big fuckin axe like in Rune....

[lord tarsonis]

Well hell...when I think of my favourite weapon ever..there comes three weapon
- Ak-47
- Snayperskaya Vintovka Dragunova (SVD)=Dragunov
- Dual Ballers

Yes I know that these were in hitman 2 but lemme tell you I have played global operations and these weapons,except ballers though,were kickin' some serious ass.

But spas 12,usas 15 and flamers are my favourite too..well..hmmm..I think I have turned a bit russian...

[Stormleader]

actually... weapon of all time might just have to be the Disc(from TRON)... I mean, you can direct it's flight, put some serious smackdown on someone(if not quickly), and it comes back to you like a faithful dog... plus theres no reloading. yep the disc... simple yet effective.

[Ritz-101]

bwards are the best evar!!!!1 @_@ no but seriously, the P90 in CS is the best, only gun I use anymore.

[seminara]

I'd vote for the Satchel charges in Operation Flashpoint. Nothing like seeing an unstoppable column of T82s go up in flames at the press of a button!

[Roq]

i cant believe this thread is still going, i get an email saying someone posted to it at least once a day

[future man]

My new fav is the pistol in Chrome, I just adore that meaty headshot sound.

[drgib]

my fave gun has to be the crossbow from the turok series,


-twang, your dead

[cr3am]

Unstuck