cr3am - follow up your story!

[Phoosh]

So cr3am, did that girl follow through, and flash you?

And did you get adequate photo coverage of this event?

[cr3am]

ROFL (http://www.atrip.net/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=77&perpage=20&pagenumber=2)

anyways, i kinda felt bad for her. She didn't seem to want to do it, but i know she's kinda slutty, so i "stood firm ;)" and i said, "no, you said if i did the song you'd flash me, so flash me." and she was all like "ok, but i'm just gonna show you my bra"

i was like "what the hell? that's not a flash!" She was all nervous and stuff, so i didn't make her let me touch 'em. But they were perfect and symmetrical (sp?) and perfect color and everything.

then she asks me, "Don't i have nice tits?" i was like "hell yeah"

[Phoosh]

Wait, so it was a bra shot? Thats weak!

But its not cool if she's nervous and stuff and not comfortable.
Despite my jokes about rape, gangrape, corpserape, animal rape, baby rape, grandparent rape, circus rape, etc etc I do actually have a human side.

However, to see it, is to be raped to death 3 seconds later.

[cr3am]

Originally posted by Phoosh
Wait, so it was a bra shot? Thats weak! no :D she tried :D:D:D she showed me her tits... that's why i said they were perfect color and everything.

lol, then she tried afterwards to say that she only said she would because she got high over the weekend:rolleyes:

[Phoosh]

uhhh....
What exactly is NOT perfect color?

As long as they're not blue, I'm diggin it....then again, blue boobs could be hot.

Did you ask this girl out? Girls wouldn't do that unless they felt SOMETHING for you....maybe she is slutty, but go for it dude.

[cr3am]

yeah... i kinda like her now (since i saw her this morning, before the flash)

[Phoosh]

ALthough you'll probably regret taking the advice of a resident psychopath (it's no lie, im certifiable) You should apologize to her.
And tell her that if you were to see her breasts, it would only be good if the circumstances were she was totally willing....expand on this a bit more, then ask her out.

It shows respect, and sensitivity, and chixdiggit

[Hobbes874]

Blue boobs would just be creepy :eek: I'd be like "OMFG!!!!!!!!!!"
then I'd run like hell

[Smapdey]

Blue boobs could be hot. After all, I've always had a think for Twi'leks...

Regardless, Phoosh is right, you do need to apologize. I would stay clear of her though, she sounds incredibly sluttly and into drugs. Those aren't good girlfriends, those are good hook ups. That's all.

[Phoosh]

I don't know about that. Any girl who can show they are human (nervous) can be a possible relationship. And I mean, if she's snorting rock yeah, stay the hell away, you don't need to wake up beside a cocaine nosejob. But if she's doing weed occasionally, I mean where I'm from its no big deal. I personally, have never smoked or tried pot or anything cause I have a huge grudge against inhalents. I drink, but never to get trashed. Besides, if I was any more fucked up than I was now, I'd kill us all.

[cr3am]

Originally posted by Smapdey
Regardless, Phoosh is right, you do need to apologize. I would stay clear of her though, she sounds incredibly sluttly and into drugs. Those aren't good girlfriends, those are good hook ups. That's all. she said her friend had shroom brownies, and didn't tell her

also, she hasn't given head to anyone

[Phoosh]

All you gotta say is "Would you like to meet the head of the family?"

[future man]

Wait a minute, high over the weekend wtf does that have to do with then?

[Phoosh]

I think you should continue this quest to become acquainted with her cr3am. And keep us informed hourly. And give me her icq # so I can boost your rep with her.

[cr3am]

Originally posted by Phoosh
All you gotta say is "Would you like to meet the head of the family?" ? serioud help please ;)

[Phoosh]

Well, it would either get you laid or killed. Don't try it if you really like this girl.
Whats her first name? (Im not looking her up, don't worry)

[Smapdey]

I don't drink or do drugs, suprisingly.

Anyways, just play it cool, keep your gaurd up, and when she offers you sex, take it, and she offers you drugs say no thanks. Even Phoosh and I stay off the drugs and we're fucking insane crotchbiters.

But when she offers you drugs AND sex...

[future man]

Drugs can be ok depending on what they are, im an occasional marijuana smoker and im perfectly stable.

[cr3am]

don't look her up okay? there'd be a good chance of finding the same Anna i'm talking about :p

anyways, i thought about what you guys said, and i realised... if, on Friday (next time i see her), i say "Anna, i was thinking... i'm sorry for making you flash me, i must've let my hormones take over" ;) that i would get a lot of points with her :D so then i ask her out next week sometime?

no, i shouldn't wait the whole weekend... so help me out here

[Phoosh]

You are indeed future man (lunatic! haha just kidding)

cr3am....Insist on taking her out that night or on the weekend because you feel bad and you want to get to know her better for who she is.
Just make sure you don't sound corny, but as long as its coming from the heart thats important I guess.
I don't know, heartbreak has numbed me from any feeling. :(

[Smapdey]

Call her up. Talk to her, get to know her. Say, I'm sorry I made you flash me, that wasn't cool, I feel like an ass for it.

I paraphrase the wife of bath: Women control their men through sex, but if a man complies his woman will be whatever he wants.

[future man]

ILL SHOW YOU INSANE!!! *passes out*

[cr3am]

Originally posted by Phoosh
cr3am....Insist on taking her out that night or on the weekend because you feel bad and you want to get to know her better for who she is.
Just make sure you don't sound corny, but as long as its coming from the heart thats important I guess.
I don't know, heartbreak has numbed me from any feeling. :( i just remembered i'm shooting the open house opening video (with her if she's going... but with all the other TV Class ass holes), and then i'm sleeping over at this senior girl's house, who i've never met (friend of a friend for real)

so, anything can happen this weekend

[Phoosh]

Haha I like it, there's like 3 conversations simultaneously here. *kicks future man to make sure he's still alive*
Ok, he's good.

Hey, cr3am, you can listen to smapdey or you can listen to me. Lets just say who's got more ladies, shall we?
God, I'm so horribly alone.

[future man]

Im gonna go find somthing to make a bong out of.

[blind_mad_cow]

I say, as long as she's not a crack whore or anything that might get you in screwed over your head ( no pun intended ) go for the gold!

[Phoosh]

God bless you future man (tape together some toilet paper rolls, not the cleanest but the probable ecoli will fuck you up too)

[cr3am]

Originally posted by Smapdey
Call her up. Talk to her, get to know her. Say, I'm sorry I made you flash me, that wasn't cool, I feel like an ass for it. don't have her number

Originally posted by Smapdey
Hey, cr3am, you can listen to smapdey or you can listen to me. Lets just say who's got more ladies, shall we? but anything can happen this weekend. i think that senior might like me, but i've still never met her... and i've just got a thing against ugly people (ok people are... ok, nothing against them)

[future man]

i made one out of paper once...i caught the school bathroom on fire.

[Smapdey]

Heartbreak is a bitch ain't it? AT was my place to turn after that wound. I'd say it did wonders.

I'm alone too though, I haven't had a decent girlfriend in ages.

[future man]

i thought you were talking about burning down a bathroom

[Smapdey]

I blew a toilet up with Carbide once. That was a funny story. That was actually at a family reunion though.

[future man]

I fucking hate those things, I basically despise the human race so my hick ass family pisses me off.

[cr3am]

lol, i had a feeling i should've done something with that off topic post you made...... but we're all still new here.... lol

[future man]

Is the g man after me again?

[Phoosh]

I walked around with a toilet knapsack once. It was heavy as hell, but letting hot chicks pee while sitting somewhat on your back is hot. But being peed on, despite popular belief, is not. However peeing on someone, totally hot. Peeing on someone when they're asleep - priceless.

thats what videogames are for me. I lose myself in them when I break up with girls. not really healthy since I play SOF2 and crappy violent games like that. But hey. I'm not healthy.

[future man]

Getting pissed on is hot as hell, i have burn marks man.

[Phoosh]

Yeah, but making chicks drink turpetine beforehand aint that cool....
wait, I've never done that....
Thanks future man!
*something new to try*

[future man]

Always there for ya.

[Hobbes874]

This thread went from girlfriends to -----> toilet paper
lol

[Atreyu]

Is there really a difference??