View Full Version : Worst name's for your children....
Hobbes874
March 5th, 2003, 10:18 PM
Lol Smapdey made me think of this thread in math today so here goes: what do you think are the worst name to give to your children?
-Ivana Mandick (actual women basketball player named this!)
-Nebuchadnezzar
-Fly boy
-Irdoofy
-Sir. Dr. Mr. John
with any of these name's I would kill myself
cr3am
March 5th, 2003, 10:18 PM
Dick
future man
March 5th, 2003, 10:19 PM
Idun Giveasheet
Smapdey
March 5th, 2003, 10:22 PM
I wish ms. Roybal would name her kid something like Iluv Roysbals.
God I hate math class.
Hobbes874
March 5th, 2003, 10:22 PM
haha very funny futureman....
Hobbes874
March 5th, 2003, 10:23 PM
Grithazar would suck, but boy oh boy is math boring zzzzzzzzz
future man
March 5th, 2003, 10:23 PM
In the future we have better names that everyone loves.
cr3am
March 5th, 2003, 10:24 PM
south park - Ms. Chokesondick
Smapdey
March 5th, 2003, 10:25 PM
I AM GERTHAZAR, CONQUERER OF NEW JERSEY!! PREPARE TO BE SODOMIZED with math!
future man
March 5th, 2003, 10:26 PM
My math teacher is too scared of the kids with shivs to teach me anything, we dont even have text books. I love El Paso.
Hobbes874
March 5th, 2003, 10:28 PM
ROFL!!!! *dies of laughter*
Hobbes874
March 5th, 2003, 10:40 PM
hey you changed your avatar smapdey!!
Phoosh
March 5th, 2003, 10:43 PM
How about being named Cocksucker? I'm gonna name my kid that to make him strong. Going around with a name like cocksucker will toughen you up real fast. The only thing will be if he gets too violent, and goes to prison, cocksucker will really get him reemed on...
But, from a father point of view, I'd never actually be swearing at him or calling him names...Cocksucker! What did you do, Cocksucker?
See? Father of the fuckin year...
Shit, I think I left my sister in the oven
future man
March 5th, 2003, 10:44 PM
I wish my bitch sister would fit into the damn thing.
Phoosh
March 5th, 2003, 10:45 PM
For sizing options, consult your nearest General Electric
Freakonaleash89
March 6th, 2003, 10:52 AM
Gaylord Focker
Dying_Corpse
March 6th, 2003, 10:57 AM
punchme would be a pretty bad name
"Hi... i'm punchme... *bang*"
Odm
March 6th, 2003, 10:59 AM
You guys are hilarious... probably any of the names on this oage would suck
SaintDL
March 6th, 2003, 11:19 AM
jack schitt (jack shit)
bird schitt (bird shit)
bull schitt (bullshit)
piza schitt (pissa shit)
laurde schitt (loada shit)
fock schitt (fuck shit)
Kracy schitt (crazy shit)
Edd schitt (ate shit when pronunced fast)
Hall schitt (whore schitt)
and when one of the family marries a Happens family member, their wedding will become known as Schitt Happens wedding (the shit happens wedding)
and when they give birth to a child, he'll be known as son of the schitt (sonuva shit)
the family photo will become known as" where all the schitt's at"
Odm
March 6th, 2003, 11:29 AM
dipp schitt
Phoosh
March 6th, 2003, 11:59 AM
what about bucketnuts? Sure, chicks would wanna see them, but unless he was directly from my seed he wouldn't have them...
Yian
March 6th, 2003, 12:14 PM
How about Montan Deu?
absent
March 6th, 2003, 12:17 PM
Heywood Jablowme