how-to-get-the-girl

[NirvanaFan2006]

what're your guy's advice on gettin' the girl you like?

[future man]

uuhhh........alcohol

[Phoosh]

Be upfront. They appreciate that.
Be honest. They appreciate that.
Ask her out straight up, tell her how you feel.

Don't touch her boob till shes cool with it.

Ok, im gone to bed for real now.

[nebojats]

yeah man. upfront and honest... they love it. Ask her out, start slow and then move your way up from there. Of course, alcohol does have its uses as well.

[Yian]

Hey... isn't this girl thing getting a little bit out of hands already? Maybe we should talk about something else...?

(Sigh)... the truth is, the more I talk about it, the more depressed I am. Especially I'm still recovering form the last wound. My mind hasn't been hit so hard for nearly four years. It was a good blow.

[nebojats]

yeah. getting knocked down by the punches of love. damn it sucks. has to happen to everybody i guess. but think of all those girls out there who just want to get their hands on the great yian.

[cr3am]

Originally posted by Yian
Hey... isn't this girl thing getting a little bit out of hands already? Maybe we should talk about something else...?

(Sigh)... the truth is, the more I talk about it, the more depressed I am. Especially I'm still recovering form the last wound. My mind hasn't been hit so hard for nearly four years. It was a good blow. naw see, i always thought that my approach of being honest and nice and truthful wasn't working... but during these few days i realised that's just high school! i'm glad

[cjsneek]

Be upfront. Be honest. Go straight to her and ask her loud and proud :

Hey honey do you swallow ?

and do not stutter

They appreciate that.

[cr3am]

Originally posted by cjsneek
Be upfront. Be honest. Go straight to her and ask her loud and proud :

Hey honey do you swallow ?

and do not stutter i always forgot not to swallow :rolleyes::D

[Hobbes874]

Originally posted by Phoosh
Be upfront. They appreciate that.
Be honest. They appreciate that.
Ask her out straight up, tell her how you feel.

Don't touch her boob till shes cool with it.

Ok, im gone to bed for real now.
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the first part sounds about right lol

[Freakonaleash89]

Become her best friend. Or at least try to be the best friend that you can be. I have so many girls like me right now, and I havent even tried to "win them over" or anything, I just be their friend.

[Dying_Corpse]

Originally posted by Freakonaleash89
Become her best friend. Or at least try to be the best friend that you can be. I have so many girls like me right now, and I havent even tried to "win them over" or anything, I just be their friend.

if you want to do something... do not do this...
becoming a best friend is really the worst way of getting girls...
Then when you want to ask her out... she'll prolly say:"I love you too... but in a brother/sister way"
that sux hard

[|)U(|(0F|)3@TH]

Sorry to break it to you Freak, but that's probably all you'll ever be - friends. If you don't believe that, go ahead and try to get more from just one of them, and see what happens.

[Yian]

Cream, I must say that be a honest and faithful man, not for the bitches, but for yourself! Think in this way... we all know how to get tons of bitches in a matter of seconds, but what do we trade it with...? Our own dignity! We risk ruining our own personality and lower ourself to the same level of those bitches!

In today's America, cheap, fast-food culture is everywhere! Too many girls come to you just want to have fun! Fun my ass suckers! When you are in shit they don't give a fuck! And you thought they love you! All you could do then is to blame yourself.

So... stick to the good guy shit. You must be discouraged because of all the little bitches who's running around and looking for the biggest dick, but hey, you deserve more! Don't let cock suckers get you down! Cheer!

[Yian]

Thanks nebojats. I really do.

Hey... why don't you get yourself an avatar?

[NirvanaFan2006]

Originally posted by Freakonaleash89
Become her best friend. Or at least try to be the best friend that you can be. I have so many girls like me right now, and I havent even tried to "win them over" or anything, I just be their friend.

That doesnt work... i tried that with a girl i was in love with and she was like "i love you too but i dont love you the same way.. your like a older brother"... yea that got me pretty sad. doesnt work dont try it.

[Freakonaleash89]

Every girl younger and older than me likes me. Not just as friends either. Starting out as lovers and not friends can be ok I guess, but if you are not really good friends, then what good does it do you? If you are not having sex then it would be a chore to be around them. I have alot of girls that I like as friends but I still play around with them sexually so its not like i never get the girls doin it my way.

[Phoosh]

Anyone that brags on pc game forums about getting chicks (other than myself, or Smapdey) is a damn liar. With a shrinky dink and hairy palms.

[NirvanaFan2006]

i have to agree with you phoosh

[Phoosh]

Hey, thanks. But if you want some honest advice, using my plethora of knowledge, or lackthereof, be upfront and honest. Maintain composure, but don't be a hardass. Sensitivity is the key, but not so that she'll want to go shopping with you and borrow your pants (to wear)

[NirvanaFan2006]

hmm... i'll try that.. thanks guys.

[wangstramedeous]

I dunno myself. I'm so damn sick of love and girls. I mean I'm ready to barf all over the damn floor. But sadly I'm in this twist and I keep thinking there'll be hope around the next corner.

Sometimes no matter how nice you are, the girls just don't like you. I have been NICE, I have been SENSITIVE, I have been BURNED, I have been a load shit of other things way back from september 2002, and I have made progress comparable to that of a cave man.

Dunno, maybe I just don't make the cut. You don't wanna be too up front in beginning, if she's not expecting it and you drop bombs like Nagasaki, she'll back out faster than you can say amen.

Lastly I wanna kill myself now.

[Yian]

Okay I really don't know how it works either, but I can at least share a story with you guys. I heard it from somewhere...



"... a long time ago (Fuck they all start this way), a little boy lived next to a beach. He went to see the ocean everyday. He went there so often the seagulls weren't scared of him. Everytime he went the seagulls would fly down and stand on his arms, shoulders, and play with him."

"One day, the little boy thought, "Why don't I grab a seagull with me home when I go there?""

"With this thought in mind, He went to the beach. This time, however, The seagulls didn't come down. They just hovered above him in circles, but they didn't come down..."




Huh... if any of you heard this before, sorry. But please do think about this story, see if you can get anything out of it, and, again, don't force it. I have a weird dream of my own about how a fragile relationship could be killed if you rush something into it. But not this time. Maybe later...

[NirvanaFan2006]

yea.. my hearts been broken a bunch of times.. ive gotten use to the pain but it still hurts like a bitch and im still the lonely guy i am.