how stupid can you get,

[Kain]

check this out

Read: Kung Fu Lion.

http://www.darwinawards.com/

i mean how stupid can people get?

[ihateyou]

Originally posted by Kain
check this out

Read: Kung Fu Lion.

http://www.darwinawards.com/

i mean how stupid can people get? hahahaha... What a fucker.

[Hobbes874]

I have the book, don't you just love stupid people :D
Here's my favorite darwin award (although it was found to be a myth):
The Arizona Highway Patrol were mystified when they came upon a pile of smoldering wreckage embedded in the side of a cliff rising above the road at the apex of a curve. The metal debris resembled the site of an airplane crash, but it turned out to be the vaporized remains of an automobile. The make of the vehicle was unidentifiable at the scene.

The folks in the lab finally figured out what it was, and pieced together the events that led up to its demise.

It seems that a former Air Force sergeant had somehow got hold of a JATO (Jet Assisted Take-Off) unit. JATO units are solid fuel rockets used to give heavy military transport airplanes an extra push for take-off from short airfields.

Dried desert lakebeds are the location of choice for breaking the world ground vehicle speed record. The sergeant took the JATO unit into the Arizona desert and found a long, straight stretch of road. He attached the JATO unit to his car, jumped in, accelerated to a high speed, and fired off the rocket.

The facts, as best as could be determined, are as follows:

The operator was driving a 1967 Chevy Impala. He ignited the JATO unit approximately 3.9 miles from the crash site. This was established by the location of a prominently scorched and melted strip of asphalt. The vehicle quickly reached a speed of between 250 and 300 mph and continued at that speed, under full power, for an additional 20-25 seconds. The soon-to-be pilot experienced G-forces usually reserved for dog-fighting F-14 jocks under full afterburners.

The Chevy remained on the straight highway for approximately 2.6 miles (15-20 seconds) before the driver applied the brakes, completely melting them, blowing the tires, and leaving thick rubber marks on the road surface. The vehicle then became airborne for an additional 1.3 miles, impacted the cliff face at a height of 125 feet, and left a blackened crater 3 feet deep in the rock.

Most of the driver's remains were not recovered; however, small fragments of bone, teeth, and hair were extracted from the crater, and fingernail and bone shards were removed from a piece of debris believed to be a portion of the steering wheel.

Ironically a still-legible bumper sticker was found, reading
"How do you like my driving? Dial 1-800-EAT-SHIT."

ROFL!

[ghiop]

http://www.darwinawards.com/darwin/index_darwin1995.html

The only problem with such a good story? The not being true part.

This'll help, too. http://www.cultdeadcow.com/cDc_files/cDc-363/

[Kain]

But thats whats so good about the Darwin Awards, they say whether its been proven to be true, Or if its just an Urban Legend.


My favourite was the Jerbal Cannon Ball

Haha

[SaintDL]

the kungfu lion. i can already guess he's taking lesson from a western country. LOL

asians kungfu teacher and students will fight human rather then animals. mainly because they will be jailed for killing protected animals.

he really is stupid. and for the good of the reputation of kungfu practitioners, it is better he died early. then tarnish the whole of asia with his stupidity

[Kain]

Originally posted by SaintDL
the kungfu lion. i can already guess he's taking lesson from a western country. LOL

asians kungfu teacher and students will fight human rather then animals. mainly because they will be jailed for killing protected animals.

he really is stupid. and for the good of the reputation of kungfu practitioners, it is better he died early. then tarnish the whole of asia with his stupidity


indeed, but i think they would have had him crushed to daeth, sorry im Pressed to death, thats where they stick a big ass heavy rock on his chest and watch him die

[SaintDL]

LOL

why i'd even stick fireworks into his ass and ask mummy why didn't the fireworks give colourful sparks.

LOL.

i mean fighting a lion after you just learned and not mastered a gung fu, is just plain stupidity. I fear his genes would spread to the lions. then we wont have lion-man or beast man after few million years because evolution will stop right after it ate him