Hottest celebrity non porno chick?

[Phoosh]

I would definitely say it would have to Oprah Winfrey or Kathy Bates....*growf*

[Yian]

Ahhh...! My eyes! You words burn!

[Phoosh]

Poor Earth. So unprepared for my sense of female beauty. Or lackthereof.

[NirvanaFan2006]

carmen electra... mmmmmmmmmm o_0 :D

[Phoosh]

hahah
She's hot. But shes in dirty magazines. But still, she's done other stuff. So I accept. What was the point in me writing this then? Well I don't goddamn know.

[Smapdey]

The prettiest girl I've seen in a long ass time? The girl that works as a receptionist at my mother's hair salon. OH MY GOD, SHE'S PRETTY.

[Phoosh]

Seduce her. Thats it.
Nice.

[cr3am]

Originally posted by Phoosh
hahah
She's hot. But shes in dirty magazines. But still, she's done other stuff. So I accept. What was the point in me writing this then? Well I don't goddamn know. no porn... is AT stuff considered porn to you? cuz that ain't porn, and that's what she does

hmm... toughie... that chick from daredevil! she also does Alias

[ReDeeMeR]

Natalie Portman.... dunno, just looks so natural-beautifull.

[blind_mad_cow]

Jennifer Garner (Alias my good man)

for me....i would have to say the wife off of George Lopes' show...mmmmmmmm

course, if you wanted to say the LEADING actress i would agree and say Natalie Portman. OMFG i think she is hot too!!!

[future man]

GILLIAN ANDERSON!!! Man, i love that show....the X-Files, shes hot as hell man.

[cr3am]

Originally posted by blind_mad_cow
Jennifer Garner (Alias my good man)

for me....i would have to say the wife off of George Lopes' show...mmmmmmmm

course, if you wanted to say the LEADING actress i would agree and say Natalie Portman. OMFG i think she is hot too!!! YEAH MAN! YOU RULE!

aww.. you changed to portman... i don't find her THAT hot, and she looks so 15...

[ReDeeMeR]

Originally posted by cr3am
YEAH MAN! YOU RULE!

aww.. you changed to portman... i don't find her THAT hot, and she looks so 15...

sTfU biotch! That's the whole point, she can be 55 and still look 15!!! lol anyway, she's hot so stfu, besides you if you take all her makeup off she still looks beautifull and most what you guys mentioned here dont look as good without makeup!

[Hobbes874]

Here's my list:
-Jennifer Garner *growl*
-Cameron Diaz (mmmmm so hot)
-Portman is preeeeetty!!!
-Jennifer Aniston
Indeed

[blind_mad_cow]

I know, I know. but DUDE!!! i would take a bullet anywhere except the head for her...well, not really, but you get the point.

[future man]

/me shoots blind_mad_cow for her

[blind_mad_cow]

NOT FAIR! you didnt even point the gun at her let alone me jump in front of the bullet!

[future man]

err.....get back to dying....all that logic is screwing me up

[Phoosh]

No one likes oprah and her ghettobooty?

[Dying_Corpse]

Originally posted by Phoosh
No one likes oprah and her ghettobooty?
you are correct
*ding* *ding* *ding*
bob... tell him what he won...

[blind_mad_cow]

has some one take pic. of me being shot by future man



http://www.motionpicturearmourer.com/images/gunshot.jpg

go ahead, see for youself

[future man]

let that be an example for you all

[Phoosh]

Future man? A crazy psycho? Like myself? Future man, join me, as we dance and hold hands then waste this whole forum

[future man]

That sounds wonderful minus the hands part ok, dont fucking touch me, DONT TOUCH ME AHHHHHHHH!!!!!

[blind_mad_cow]

MEDIC!!!! MEDIC!!!!

[Phoosh]

Oh I'll touch you. Ill touch you real good.

[future man]

*shoots phoosh in the tallywahcker* touch that beeyotch!

btw-nice 100th post

[blind_mad_cow]

ooooOO! 2 scuicidals going at it!?!?

[cr3am]

redeemer, i just gotta say that your sig is too big, we don't care what your system is

[future man]

Want me to knee cap him?

[blind_mad_cow]

uhhh, security, we have to phycos here...uhh, where's security?

[Hobbes874]

I'm gonna start busting rounds in here!!!

[future man]

I got yer security swingin.

[blind_mad_cow]

lmao...so what kinda of brand is that strap-on?

[future man]

ILL SHOW YOU STRAP ON!

[Freakonaleash89]

GILLIAN ANDERSON!!! Man, i love that show....the X-Files, shes hot as hell man.

Dammit I hate that fucking bitch!!!!! Everything about her pisses me off!! Sorry but there is this one girl I know that is sortof like her a real fuck so I dont like her. Fuck that uptight bitch!!! Sorry for the language, but hell...

[NirvanaFan2006]

lol!

[blind_mad_cow]

ahahahaha, strange how a conversation could change so fast!

[future man]

Freakonaleash89, ill fucking rip out your eyes and skull fuck you dammit, never talk about my beeyatch again.

[blind_mad_cow]

watch out man, he'll really do it too! did you see when he shot me *refers to an earlier post w/a link

[Phoosh]

*recovers from shot tallywhacker*

Groan....I bet you thought you killed me....well *takes out kevlar cup* let me introduce you to my little friend....

*hailstorm of poop rockets*

[future man]

*dies a nasty poop filled death* "AHH the corn shards BURN!!"

[Phoosh]

Thats right bitch. I swallowed the cob whole, just for you!

Wait...did that sound gay?
*and a complex emerges*

[Hobbes874]

Ewww nasty!!! I'd watch out Freakonaleash89 future man is uncontrolable we wouldn't ba able to hold him back!!!

[future man]

I actually can do anyhting to you in the present time, only future you, BTW your gay in the future Mr Ihategilliananderson

[blind_mad_cow]

lol, damn this just keeps getting weirder and weirder (if weirder is a word)

[Phoosh]

In the future, am I getting laid by several supermodels?

better yet, FEMALE supermodels?

[future man]

It is in the future, dont worry. Phoosh to answer your question...im video taping it from the bushes.

[blind_mad_cow]

dont mention any of this to smap...remember, he was brutally attacked by supermodels...he might have flashbacks!

[future man]

Holy shit Phoosh, you listen to taking back Sunday?

[Phoosh]

haha blind cow....we wouldnt want that....

I LOVE TAKING BACK SUNDAY!

[future man]

Oh man, this is way too creepy, i think i found some links linking the common creep. I love them too dude.

[Phoosh]

the common creep?

Do you like Brand New?

[Dying_Corpse]

i am currently scratching my ass

[blind_mad_cow]

what in the hell!

what is it exactly since i dont live over there...enlighten me if you would...

[future man]

I dont know, ill check em out, as for now i leave you all to fight amongst your creepy sleves, night all.

[Phoosh]

Night Future man!

I love you!

Taking Back Sunday is an AWESOME Indie Punk Emo band
They took some lyrics from a Brand New song called seventy times seven because the lead singer from brand new lost a girl to one of the lead singers of taking back sunday, and TBS's song was in response to Brand New's so using the lyrics was kind of a burn.

[cr3am]

night f00! c j00 tomorrow

[blind_mad_cow]

wow, thats...weird, no tradgic...uhh, its just weird i guess. then again, she could just be a slut ?

[Phoosh]

Meh. maybe.
The shared lyrics is "Is that what you call tact, cuz you're as subtle as a brick in the small of my back, so lets end this call and end this conversation"

She better have been hot.