Would you rather die by....

[Phoosh]

Hmmm...tough choices.

[Hobbes874]

Huh fire would be the worst, prision wouldn't be all that bad you could try to kick some ass and not get rapped.

[No Soul]

Fire is the best way to die. Its better than having my dignity bitten off......damn paranas.....

[NirvanaFan2006]

i choose by joining the army

[cr3am]

drowning by far. After you start to choke, don't you pass out?

[Smapdey]

I vote for Phoosh, not that I had anything to do with magically appearing or anything...

[Yian]

Fuck this! Isn't there any good way to die here?

[cr3am]

best way is to be shot, or take those pills/needle thingies

[Yian]

The best way would be dying naturally, surrounded by friends and family and all that... feel your life sap away and mind goes blank, eternal peace indeed...

Or blow up your brain by play RPG for 80 hours, like those South Koreans.... LOL! Game testers be careful!

Or... all Taiwanse get ready for this, go get nuked by China! Yes! Especially if you are a high school student in Taiwan, GET NUKED! In junior high, you beat people up or get beaten up, in senior high, you fucking study from 7am to 11pm for that fucking big College Entrance Exam! I know I know you guys don't have that exam anymore... but now you guys have something even worse! Hahahaha! The more your government tries to fix it, the worse it gets!

So, Taiwanese students. Ask China to nuke you! Release yourself from the eternal misery of tests, tests, and more fucking tests!

[No Soul]

lol, dude u have problems.


Damnit i want to change my vote, hehe, i wanna die by....

'Falling and Bullets. You take a few in the back from a jealous husband after you jump, naked, out the bedroom window.'

[Hobbes874]

Head shot from a sniper would be the fastest but fire is the slowest death possible if you don't put it out or faint from the extreame pain.

[future man]

I would wanna die by snoo snoo.

[NirvanaFan2006]

snoo snoo?

[future man]

watch more futurama

[Phoosh]

Futurama is the shit. Future man is the shit.

[future man]

As are you my not so sane friend, as are you.

[cr3am]

me want snoo snoo!

[future man]

word

[Phoosh]

I'll snoo snoo you're goddamn eyes.

Hey, i wonder who added the last 3 choices to my poll....

[blind_mad_cow]

SNOO SNOO!!!!

i would rather die that way, at least i would be happy for awhile!

[cr3am]

wasn't me, i promise man (seriuosly)

[future man]

Leave the eyes to me man, i got it.

[blind_mad_cow]

wow, i think all that are up right now are voting...

No one likes a Biter right? stupid Pihrannas(sp?)

[Hobbes874]

I invented SNOO SNOO!!!!

[Phoosh]

Yeah, well I invented bungie. Bungie (pronounced bun-gee, not jee) is when a tribe ties you to a pole and the strongest male warriors of that tribe anally invade you.

Oh, and I know it was Smapdey, cr3am. I wouldnt mind at all if it was you, I like you cr3am. You keep me humble.

[cr3am]

Originally posted by Phoosh
Yeah, well I invented bungie. Bungie (pronounced bun-gee, not jee) is when a tribe ties you to a pole and the strongest male warriors of that tribe anally invade you.

Oh, and I know it was Smapdey, cr3am. I wouldnt mind at all if it was you, I like you cr3am. You keep me humble. /me sexes j00 up!!!

btw, somewhere you said something about loving me like a hot cousin... Oooo baby, i know how that feels!!!

[Phoosh]

hahaha! /me breeds with relatives....*drool*

[blind_mad_cow]

it brings shame for me to even type this, but i know an inbread family...da daddy w/the sissy...*shivers*

[Phoosh]

ew....
I know my dads father was an alcoholic bastard and they adopted a sister and my dads father molested her (no joke) ...He also beat his kids, but when my dad was 14 he stood up to him and never got hit again. he then moved out at 17....and he's the smartest man I know today.

[cr3am]

GTA3 civilian quote: "My mother's my sister!!!!"

[blind_mad_cow]

heh, just think of the blood work on them!

one of my teachers daugher is gunna have a baby that will be an aunt, but at the same time younger than her neice(spell check)

[cr3am]

yeah, my uncle is two years younger than me

[Phoosh]

so logistically, your teacher must be 80?

[blind_mad_cow]

no, actually she is closer to 50 than anything...i think, not very old at all...altho, we have had 14 year olds have babies these last few years.

disturbing isnt it?

[Phoosh]

yeah. Its the same like that here, but its like 1 outta ever 50

[Bobz0r]

ive heard the best way to survive in prison is to try to rape the people back when they try to rape you. think about it. someone tries to rape u and u rape them back.. they wont try again cuz theyll be like... no dont touch that guy he tries to rape you back...

just my little peice of the pie... im crazy i know it

[Roq]

maybe this will help you all decide
http://wind.prohosting.com/~logic1/reewinkles.htm

[Bobz0r]

wtf does that have to do with it... it just makes me feel like a GOOD artist because i can draw...


good art reviews here(haha this guy is insane)

http://maddox.xmission.com/irule.html

[Phoosh]

Maddox is a hero. Period.

[absent]

Oh man... Phoosh just tries to act funny too hard. Trying so hard to get accepted by an internet community... must be a rough life. Sorry mang.

[cr3am]

GUYS GUYS GUYS!

[absent]

I'm not arguing. Just stating the facts :)

[JerraMaya]

hey absent tell me are u a pop artist , or u in army , or that smilling idiot in the middle :D

[Yian]

That is so dis-respectful to retarded people...

[cr3am]

Originally posted by Yian
That is so dis-respectful to retarded people... yeah

[JerraMaya]

me sense another argument here :)

[absent]

I'm a rap artist, straight from the ghetto.
Bustas, you know me as a hustlaaah...

[Phoosh]

my god. I'm trying to be civil. But you're just a log that wont flush. Piss off man.

[absent]

Thuggish Ruggish till the day I die...

[future man]

Your a geeky lookin pasty guy.

[PHAT_ASS]

Originally posted by Phoosh
Maddox is a hero. Period.

agreed!...

i dont know what would be my favorite death...riding a nuclear bomb sounds pretty cool.

as long as i dont end up dying like the guy at the end of saving private ryan: the idea of getting stabbed slowly and painfully into the heart, feeling the knife going in bit by bit....*shivers*

since i have to choose something ill go for....bubba and lil mo!

[Smapdey]

Thank god this post died.

And yes, I did add those options.

[Phoosh]

Or DID it?

[cr3am]

you don't post saying "this post died" becuz you just brought it back to life

[Phoosh]

Ok everyone! Keep this post alive!

[Smapdey]

Shit.

I have a better idea, how about we help Smap solve his freelancer woes!

Smap, Cato, what's the difference?

[Phoosh]

Cato isnt about to be locked in my van :D

Ok ok I'll stop.

[Phoosh]

Some posts wont die.
I won't let it! It was a good post! Please people! FIGHT FOR THIS POST!

[future man]

I would like to die raping a platypus.

[Phoosh]

Yeah! Thanks future man for keeping this post going! Thank you so...ew...you sick bastard. You sick, sick bastard. Thanks.

[future man]

Man..once you hit that platypus ass you cant go back to mammals.

[Phoosh]

Really? I like marsupials, personally. Nothing compares to a mucus filled pouch.

[cr3am]

and it's pre-lubricated!

[Magical Fruit]

death by bullets the quicker way to die:D

[Phoosh]

I dont know. If you're shot in the stomach it can take you like hours to bleed to death.
That, and I could kill you very fast. Or slow. Depending on how I feel. If its sexy, I could play with you for a bit.

Man....I am so fucked up.

[blind_mad_cow]

just a lil bit phoosh.

[Phoosh]

I'll cut you.

[blind_mad_cow]

cant all of you phsycopaths just get along w/everyone!?...

[Phoosh]

for that, I'll cut you twice.

[Smapdey]

Phoosh! Nap time!

[Phoosh]

Yes smapdey. Sleep...me sleep....me sleeeeeep....CUT YOU....sleeeep....

[Phoosh]

Man, I love this post

[Phoosh]

Phoosh you crazy bastard, let this one die!

Never!

Let it die!

Never!

*fights self*

Haha I win! The post lives!

[Smapdey]

Right...

[cr3am]

best way to die is by cr3am...