View Full Version : My love life
Smapdey
August 9th, 2003, 05:54 PM
Here's a brief example of how my love life is going. I submit to you an e-mail from my Ex-girlfriend:
Hey Jack,
I think I'm ready to talk to you and ifn your not or you dont want to then thats fine but I really need to ask you something for myself so I can know to be disgusted with myself or not well give me a call or e-mail me back if you want to. But I just want to say one thing when we met I never thought you where like this I really thought you had more respect for women and yourself but I guess I was wrong your just like ever other guy! You have lost something great and unless your gay then you will totally be missing me
CAS
Girls can be fucking crazy stupid.
Rohan
August 9th, 2003, 06:06 PM
Hahaha good one Spamtastic! ... er- that wasnt real was it?
Smapdey
August 9th, 2003, 06:15 PM
Originally posted by Rohan.com
Hahaha good one Spamtastic! ... er- that wasnt real was it?
Completely real. Nothing changed.
RAY16
August 9th, 2003, 06:23 PM
Your Ex-GF sounds like an asshole.
Smapdey
August 9th, 2003, 06:34 PM
Originally posted by RAY16
Your Ex-GF sounds like an asshole.
One time she accused me of cheating on her when I went to a baseball game. I told her that I was only with my friend Mason. She accused me of cheating on her... with Mason...
Bobz0r
August 9th, 2003, 06:47 PM
Lemme guess... Mason is a man?
:confused: :confused:
Smapdey
August 9th, 2003, 07:03 PM
Yep, Mason is my friend since 6th grade too.
Slipknot
August 9th, 2003, 08:05 PM
This thread is funny :D
discreet
August 9th, 2003, 09:20 PM
so you have been having buttsex with mason since the 6th grade? damn man :P
NiteX
August 9th, 2003, 09:42 PM
LOL! dude thats funny... so you disrespect women huh smap??? shame on u pal! ur gona have to be taught a lesson! by a spanking from your guy friend Manson!!! HAHAH J/K man!!!:D i know how women can be my x girl was a big bitch to me for 2 weeks after we broke up....then she stopped talking to me....i was so happy after that!
xenophage
August 10th, 2003, 10:52 AM
she does sound like a bitch and her english is all fuked up dude
Hobbes874
August 10th, 2003, 12:35 PM
Damn dude, that really blows :( women are really had to understand. You have to press all their buttons JUST right or it's over. Kinda like a video game except you don't have 3 lives.
ihateyou
August 10th, 2003, 01:29 PM
Hate to say it but if u are a “sexual spastic” maybe she is right, although I don’t know what exactly “respect for women” means, but then again she could be a bitch I don’t know.
Hitman
August 10th, 2003, 01:37 PM
Smap the womanizer.. stop disrespect broads and treat those crazy asses with respect, take them to Mcdonalds when they get mad, take them to the dollar store for a shopping spree.. when they are grumpy leave them in the house and go out with the fellas.. it's the little things that count man.
ihateyou
August 10th, 2003, 01:46 PM
Instead of a sex object think of them as a thing. oh wait that didn’t come out right.
Roq
August 10th, 2003, 01:52 PM
maybe she was cheating on u thats why she thought u were cheating
TopSecretBoy
August 10th, 2003, 02:49 PM
I'm not touching this one with a 20 foot pole.
Kain
August 10th, 2003, 06:08 PM
Originally posted by Smapdey
I really need to ask you something for myself so I can know to be disgusted with myself or not
?? what the fuck did you do?, wait no, i really dont want to know......uh good luck with this, and your new man :D, Yeh sorry had to put that in.
wonder what she means by "Be disgusted with my self or not" but i think im getting a few ideas. She caught you mason didnt she? :D sorry really couldnt help myself that time]
JerraMaya
August 10th, 2003, 07:11 PM
i think your Ex girl friend is a WHORE she needs to fucked more offen , Go Screw her dude :D :D
TopSecretBoy
August 10th, 2003, 08:30 PM
i think your Ex girl friend is a WHORE she needs to fucked more offen , Go Screw her dude
That applies to any female.
RAY16
August 10th, 2003, 08:50 PM
I really need to ask you something for myself so I can know to be disgusted with myself or not
Did you talk her into letting you give her the Dirty Sanchez? Hahahaha...
Slipknot
August 10th, 2003, 09:04 PM
Hey smap, buy her a big nice block of cheese... And stick it up her ass for me! -I'm not kidding...
IkYiolul
August 10th, 2003, 09:42 PM
dont meet with her like she wants to dude...things in person just get worse. just tell her ull be friends (less u dont wanna be) :_]
WhoGivesARatsAss
August 10th, 2003, 10:29 PM
ok Smap we would need some background story on this one.. so howz mason ?
JerraMaya
August 10th, 2003, 10:32 PM
Originally posted by TopSecretBoy
That applies to any female.
NO boy there is a BITCH catagory too :D ;) ask WGARA
WhoGivesARatsAss
August 10th, 2003, 10:37 PM
Originally posted by jerramaya
NO boy there is a BITCH catagory too :D ;) ask WGARA
haha.. fuck you jerremi you sick fuck!
Roq
August 10th, 2003, 11:41 PM
Mason sounds like one of those people that when you say "Hi" to in Tribes2 they just stand still forever
Slipknot
August 11th, 2003, 10:07 AM
Originally posted by Slipknot
Hey smap, buy her a big nice block of cheese... And stick it up her ass for me! -I'm not kidding...
*cough* DO IT! *cough*