Why am I such a cool loser?

[boardryder]

Why don't I get Chicks? I work my ass off and always have money but no one to spend it on! my computer likes me so why don't girls hang off me? Maybe I should get out more... I've been to parties but not too often. OK, the reason for this post is to get shit off my back and also to get some insight for my senior year. HELP! What should I do to get Laid? Should I get a chick over and watch a movie with my Klipsch system? should I go to a party and get someone drunk? Rhenna, you have years of experience with guys, what should I do for a romantic evening so I can find my soulmate? Help!!! please!

Ahhhh...

[Rhenna]

Originally posted by boardryder What should I do to get Laid? Should I get a chick over and watch a movie with my Klipsch system? should I go to a party and get someone drunk? Rhenna, you have years of experience with guys, what should I do for a romantic evening so I can find my soulmate? Help!!! please!

Ahhhh...

I'm not real sure I appreciate the "years of experience" thing, but I'll give you five fast tips, for now. :)

Finding Your Soulmate

1. Well, you certainly won't find her sitting in front of your keyboard, unless she delivers pizza or fried chicken. Get out and about.

2. Don't get some poor girl drunk and take advantage. That can lead to lawsuits and babies. And, even less pleasant stuff. That's someone's daughter. You're better than that, right?

3. Are you confident? Or, arrogant? I'll tell you a little secret: women like guys who are confident, or at least seem that way. They hate guys who are arrogant. Some guys can't tell the two apart. Those guys wind up dating their keyboards.

4. Are you healthy? I didn't say muscular or incredibly handsome, just healthy. Women like healthy guys. Some guys have bad teeth, funky hair and walk around stooped over like their back is fractured. I'm amazed at all the guys I see that don't seem to know how to stand up straight. Do you?

5. Don't worry about "the romantic evening." That's for later. Get to know the lady, let her get to know you. Unless you plan on dying within the next few weeks, you can afford to be patient. You're not terminally ill, are you? (See No.4, above.)

[WhoGivesARatsAss]

the kid is drunk.. i am sure he will regret this post after he gets back to senses ha!

[Rhenna]

Maybe, but two of my nephew's buddies have asked me the very same thing on different occasions. Seems to be a widespread phenomena.

[No Soul]

Five bucks says he meets a girl that has a football player boyfriend.

Ahem. He are 2 other tips:

1. Don't be shy, introduce yourself to any girl you meet.:D

2. Knowing her interests and hobbies is the key

[Rhenna]

Originally posted by No Soul

2. Knowing her interests and hobbies is the key

That strikes me as a bit too phony and premeditated, like it's part of some beguilling routine that's required, a scheme of some sort. Most women will pick this up on their radar; don't think that they don't. (Even if they don't show it.)

If a guy just relaxes, takes some time to know a girl, without regard to the Master Plan, (and we both know what that is ;) ), he'll learn all manner of things about her; perhaps enough to show some actual regard for her as a person. When she senses that has happened, (and she will), now you're cookin'!

[No Soul]

Originally posted by Rhenna
That strikes me as a bit too phony and premeditated, like it's part of some beguilling routine that's required, a scheme of some sort. Most women will pick this up on their radar; don't think that they don't. (Even if they don't show it.)

Its not so premeditated, as much as it is a basic fundemental.

And I didn't mean like you have to know her interests and hobbies right there and now. I meant over a certain time. Say you met someone at a concert, and shes all raving and stuff:rolleyes: , there you go, thats something you can talk to her about the next time you see her, then you slowly learn more things about her over time.

Never do the rush thing, it makes you sound eager(heh, it also interprets into-Rhenna's- 'Master Plan' :D ).

Besides, only dicks, jocks(some), and geeks(yes, I seen it before) do the eager hot and heavy.

[ANTI-FLAG]

lol

[boardryder]

ok, well I was drunk but it felt good getting it off my shoulders... I'm not all about getting laid, in fact most of my peers see it as the only thing worth having a girlfriend. I want someone who I can lay down with and watch a movie and give footrubs to. I know it sounds cheezy but that's who I am. All the girls in this town are so judgemental that you HAVE to be on the football team or whatever. No on really appreciates the smart skater-kid. I really seem to have problems with signs from girls. This one time, school just got out and the hot popular chick walked by... She smiled first and put her head down(not all the way) then I smiled when she wasn't looking. heh, that was dumb. This is what i'm talking about, I'm shy.

Rhenna, I meant that in the nicest way possible. There is no one I respect more than a girl with brains and beauty. but she is not in this town. So the "years of experience" I was referring to was life experience. I would much rather hear interesting confusing talk from a woman than hear the mindless blabbering of a drunk teenager. So thank you for posting! also, I was hammered. The thing is, I usually am not hammered all the time until I realized how sad my situation was. That's when the mushroom thing happend. School will start for me in a month or so and I think I will just not give a crap if I'm in the 'in' crowd or not. I just need to know who is real and who's not... Most of you are out of highschool so maybe you could give me some stories or advice like which parties to go to and which one's to stay away from.

And I am laid back, I never want to be eager. but all my friends aren't really friends anymore. Every time I tried to get out this summer, Ultimatly I would be left on the street with a shitload of beer and no one by my side. What else can I do but get drunk? sad situation...

WGARA, you are right that I was drunk and I do regret it somewhat. but at the same time, when you're drunk and depressed and alone it's probably better to get it out than keep those suicidal thoughts swirling... I will never kill myself but I have thought of it a lot.

One more thing... I really am glad to be a part of this forum and I am glad to wake up and see seven replies to my sad thread. You guys are awesome! Everyone has forgotten about what it means to be human and to be there for eachother. I haven't and clearly you haven't. Thanks!!!:)

[Rhenna]

Mmmmmmm... footrubs!

Well, no explanations are necessary as far as I'm concerned. I had a somewhat unusual upbringing, but I remember what it was like at your age.

Get out. Circulate. Be seen. Be assured that there ARE girls who are exactly in the same situation as yourself, and they are looking for YOU.

Anatomy aside, girls aren't much different than guys when it comes to looking for someone special. I've never believed there's any trick, or secret, or magic involved. Although, if you look at the hype on the cover of all the women's magazines in the supermarket, or at the convenience store, you'd think relationships were akin to splitting the atom. But, you do have to advertise, because the babes just aren't going to start climbing in your window. In other words, you have to socialize.

Doesn't mean you have to re-invent yourself, or drop $500 at the mall for clothes, or anything like that. You know where the people you are, (or would like to be), comfortable with are hangin' out. Go there and be yourself. Sooner or later, she might just be there, waiting for you.

[boardryder]

thanks, that was helpful. maybe i worry too much. i will get out more... after I install my 180GXP! YAY! didn't think it would come today. anyways, thanks all. there is someone for me and now i realize it... thanks Rhenna. Oh, a little off subject but my 180GXP is only 130 in the XP setup... I want to get two 90gig partitions but don't know how. is there any secret to that?

[future man]

I've never even had a serious girlfriend, and I'm 16 years old. I can't talk to girls for shit, I just freeze up, and then use humor to totally avoid the situation.

[boardryder]

that's awesome. LOL! I freeze up but if i can talk sometimes, it usually comes out as- errrr, hey. uh, DO YOU!!! oh, sorry. do you know jorge? yeah I know him, were friends... ok, well. do you wanna do something errr, no huh? ok, i'll go over here... LOL!;)

[future man]

I can't even kill myself right.

[boardryder]

yeah, i missed my arm and hit my leg instead!:rolleyes: JK! lol! at least we can joke about humanity and how fucked up life is... in the end it's all worth it i guess. aaaa! my leg! dammit!;)

[future man]

No, I really failed at killing myself before. I'm pathetic.

[boardryder]

i'm sorry, i hope you're rid of the tendencies now... are you?

no one's pathetic

[future man]

No, if you knew me you'd think I was pathetic. And screw trying to kill myself, that requires effort.

[boardryder]

well, i know you here and i think you're cool. not pathetic. put effort into life man!:D

[Kain]

im sorry but the title to this thread gave me a little bit of a laugh, Some advice, if you say "Im a cool oser" people wil genrally ignore the first part of that contradiction.

Oh and how the hell can people freeze up when talking to women? i mean i can have a full fledged coversation with someone iv never met and make it sound like weve know each other for years, My advice is to ask them questions about them selves[ alot of people like the sound of there own voice so let them talk]

Has anyone actually seen a pickup line work?

Oh and earlier when rhenna said that guys and girls are basically the same[ Apart form the obviouse anatomy] She basically right we are the same and go for the same goals but just go about it differently.

Hope thats some help and doesnt just give you a head ache :D

[boardryder]

Hey, thanks for the advise... You do know I was plastered when I wrote "cool loser". Heh, It was a spur of the moment type thing if you know what I mean... I'm doing well now though, It's just that I didn't want to admit that I had done too much drugs at the time so I gave a lame excuse to shove my emotions in a corner. I'm sort of drunk right now but I've learned to just get buzzed and post, not totally trashed. I think I have a chance with a girl that I've known for a while so i'll let you guys know if it work out... I'm very nervous!!!:(

Oh, I also want to comment on WGARA post about treating eachother well... Good job man, I may be new to posting but that takes balls to put a post up like that! You are a good person and you are right, It's all in good fun! I'm gonna go play some AO and check up on the forums so... PEACE OOOT!:D

[ihateyou]

You don’t get chicks cause you’re too cool for them.:)

[boardryder]

Heh heh, thanks bro!:cool:

[Kain]

Originally posted by ihateyou
You don’t get chicks cause you’re too cool for them.:)

Cough, Cough.....Pardon?