David Blane is a Dumbass

[Digital Pimp]

Ok get this everyone. David Blane is being a dumbass yet again. His new amazing trick (yea right he's just being a stupid assclown now) is that he has closed himself in a plastic box and has suspended himself over the Thames River in London. He's gonn stay there for 44 days without food. This is beyond any sane man's idea of an amazing illusion. By the way this isn't an illusion its sheer stupidity. He's gonna fucking want out of that box come next friday I bet. Either that or he's gonna be like "I'm David Blane I'm gonna beat death by staying in a box for 44 days in the blazing sun without food. Look at ho much of a dumbass I am. Woo Hoo!" We don't fucking give two shits Blane. Anyway I don't hate David Blane but this guy is going to kill himself if he stays in that box for all 44 days. He's a dumbass.

[NiteWing74]

Wow....

For somebody that doesn't hate the guy, you sure are slammin him pretty good.

He IS a dumbass, tho.

Does he really think anyone gives a shit whether he can sit in a plastic box for 44 days?

[cr3am]

Damn, the David Blane episode of south park was GREAT.

[Digital Pimp]

it was hilarious, the whole David Blane cult. "Come let us drown ourselves in the reflecting pool in Washington DC "

[Jaredster]

wait, how does he expect to do this without food and potty areas.

He is expects to do it without food, this he prolly isnt really going to be in the box.

[Rohan]

You guys seen that exposed episode where they showed how he did the Ice cube stunt?

[ghiop]

No, I didn't. I'm kinda curious how he did. I imagine it has something to do with either heated clothes or a thin layer of non-superchilled air between him and the ice?

That'd be my guess, at least.