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Phoosh
March 7th, 2003, 06:33 PM
How did things go with that girl my man?
cr3am
March 7th, 2003, 06:36 PM
ok dude, my name is "cr3am" capital c with the name looks bad!!!!
anyways, she became a bitch again, so i was just like "fuck her, i don't need that shit" but tomorrow i'm goin over to that senior's house with a bunch of friends of hers, and a friend of mine. so hopefully either the senior or one of her friends is someone i like
Marc
March 7th, 2003, 08:54 PM
Would you like to hear me love story ?
Ive been friends with this girl for about 2 months. Ive told her i liked her, and tried asking her out (tried 2 times). We talk about 4-5 times a day, and we flirt ALOT. Well, the only thing i hear from her is BOYS SUCK !
Its WAY WAY more complicated than that, but i dont want to tell my full love story because you'll need alot of tissues and my hands will be lifeless for years after.
Phoosh
March 7th, 2003, 10:46 PM
Wait....what I got out of that, is you'll be whacking your noodle while telling us your story....Which is sick...
(his hands will be lifeless? What the fuck?) haha just playing.
But sure, tell me that story!
Hobbes874
March 7th, 2003, 10:50 PM
tell us what happened at the party when you get back cr3am
cr3am
March 7th, 2003, 10:54 PM
Originally posted by Hobbes874
tell us what happened at the party when you get back cr3am sure will, don't expect much, rememer that i'm a dork
Phoosh
March 7th, 2003, 11:01 PM
I believe in you cr3am...If you believe in you, you'll have it made.
cr3am
March 7th, 2003, 11:02 PM
I HAVE THE POWER! SAY IT WITH ME!
just one thing to remember, i am the all singing all dancing crap of the world
Phoosh
March 7th, 2003, 11:08 PM
wait, so you have like the "boy band appeal' going for you? I mean, yeah, guys will wanna kick your ass, but chicks will wanna ....(letterafterk)ick your ass
cr3am
March 7th, 2003, 11:10 PM
you are not a beautiful and unique snowflake
SixShooter
March 7th, 2003, 11:11 PM
....that likes to eat semen.
cr3am
March 7th, 2003, 11:15 PM
you have to realise that someday you will die, until then you are useless
Phoosh
March 7th, 2003, 11:16 PM
You jealous wanker. I get more tail in a day then you get in a ...
Oh god. Im so alone.
cr3am
March 7th, 2003, 11:16 PM
you are not your bank account
Phoosh
March 7th, 2003, 11:18 PM
Sir. Have you lost your mind sir?
cr3am
March 7th, 2003, 11:19 PM
you are not your grande laté
Smapdey
March 8th, 2003, 12:02 AM
HMMMM?!! Like a nice haircut or perhaps I shall be giving you a massage with a trout? Like one? It's like a nun riding a wild stag after a burning bus cast down from the heavens into a mini-mall of disguises... The flames shout out: "Arbol de Chinga!" and we all answer with raining blood! RAINING BLOOD!! Where have all the smiles gone? :D Oh there's one of them now, in his natural habitat. The sewer as he eats his lunch of birch wood! BIRCH WOOD!!!
AAAAAHHHHHHH HAHAHA!!!!!
cr3am
March 8th, 2003, 12:02 AM
Originally posted by Smapdey
HMMMM?!! Like a nice haircut or perhaps I shall be giving you a massage with a trout? Like one? It's like a nun riding a wild stag after a burning bus cast down from the heavens into a mini-mall of disguises... The flames shout out: "Arbol de Chinga!" and we all answer with raining blood! RAINING BLOOD!! Where have all the smiles gone? :D Oh there's one of them now, in his natural habitat. The sewer as he eats his lunch of birch wood! BIRCH WOOD!!!
AAAAAHHHHHHH HAHAHA!!!!! you need to hit bottom. "Where you are know, you can't even imagine what the bottom will be like"
Smapdey
March 8th, 2003, 12:03 AM
I can sink a lot lower. Just you watch!
Phoosh
March 8th, 2003, 12:04 AM
Smapdey? I thought you said you never did cocaine?
Smapdey
March 8th, 2003, 12:05 AM
I don't, we actually had a contest of who can come up with the wierdest shit in engrish today. I won hands down.
cr3am
March 8th, 2003, 12:06 AM
Originally posted by Phoosh
Smapdey? I thought you said you never did cocaine? no, he burns his hand with lye. The lye mixes with the water, and heats to 200 degrees, burning his skin. And the only way to neutralize the burn is with vinegar
Phoosh
March 8th, 2003, 12:06 AM
Really? I lost one once. Then I chewed off the leg of the winner, so they declared me the victor.
cr3am
March 8th, 2003, 12:07 AM
Originally posted by cr3am
he burns his hand with lye. The lye mixes with the water, and heats to 200 degrees, burning his skin. And the only way to neutralize the burn is with vinegar !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Smapdey
March 8th, 2003, 12:09 AM
No, it's all beastaility for me. I do it on acid sometimes. That's a trip!
future man
March 8th, 2003, 12:10 AM
HOORAY FOR PETS!
cr3am
March 8th, 2003, 12:10 AM
Originally posted by Smapdey
No, it's all beastaility for me. I do it on acid sometimes. That's a trip! an acid trip?
With enough soap, you can blow up just about anything
Smapdey
March 8th, 2003, 12:11 AM
Shut up with the Fight Club shit.
cr3am
March 8th, 2003, 12:12 AM
Originally posted by Smapdey
Shut up with the Fight Club shit. FINE
Bobz0r
March 8th, 2003, 12:29 AM
why, youre a NONCONFORMIST
what the hell, everyone loves fight club
Raxc
March 8th, 2003, 01:00 AM
fight club sucks
Jaredster
March 8th, 2003, 02:31 AM
never seen it.
Hilger
March 8th, 2003, 11:04 PM
Worker bees can leave.
Even drones can fly away.
The queen is their slave.
Dying_Corpse
March 8th, 2003, 11:15 PM
Originally posted by Phoosh
Smapdey? I thought you said you never did cocaine? no... the cocaine is doing him
NirvanaFan2006
March 9th, 2003, 01:56 PM
its probably the acid