Have you ever got cock blocked?

[SaintDL]

once by my friend

[Downfall]

well that sucks..any details?

[cr3am]

Cock Blockage is a mental disorder, I'm sure of it.

But seriously, it sucks when I'm just getting to that moment and my friend shows up. It's accidental cock blockage, but it still is. God damn, I don't know how many times that's happened to me.

[future man]

Originally posted by cr3am
Cock Blockage is a mental disorder, I'm sure of it.

But seriously, it sucks when I'm just getting to that moment and my friend shows up. It's accidental cock blockage, but it still is. God damn, I don't know how many times that's happened to me.
You might be on to somthing with that mental disorder idea.

[koster]

ok, WTF is cock blockage ?? is that like, umm, when you don't get any? wtf ?
or is that a mental disroder, like cream said ?

[Downfall]

*breaks out Downfalls Official Dictionary of ussless Knowledge*

Cockblocking: (multiple definitions to clear up confusion)

1. When a guy moves in on a girl that another man has began courting. Usually at a party/club/bar while the other man goes for a drink or to the bathroom but can also apply to any situation where a man has expressed interest in a girl and another man moves in without regard/respect. It is a sign of grievious disrespect and may result in shunning from the male group or a serious beating/pounding/rolling or other retribution. (also Cock blocker and cock blocking)

EX:"I was talking to this girl and my buddy sat down on the other side of her and kept butting into our conversation trying to flirt with her, I'm gonna beat that cock blocker down!"

2. One who prevents another from scoring sexually.

EX:Trudy and Dan frequently had time alone but her cockblocking roommate ruined any chances they had to have sex.

3. When a friend or person prevents one from hooking up with a potentional mate. Usually done on purpose by a friend or person that will go to extreem lengths to prevent one from hooking up or getting some. Can be done by accedent, but usually not likely. Also know as cock blockers or cock blocking, these indeviduals of interception usually have the hater mentallity of, "Fuck that guy/girl!!, If I can't get it, they can't eather!!, or the famous I'm just going to fuck this up for this person because I'm a HATER!!! Also known as purpratrating hating, ass deflecting or scary ass. These Interceptive, bypassing, mercenaries must be stopped!!!

EX: "I was macking on a girl and my so called friend was butting in on the conversation, then pointing out my flaws, then trying to bring up my old relationships, then bug-a-booed the girl all around, then tried to tell her to call him in a different language(they both spoke the same second language), Then followed us around the whole night(even falling asleep by us then wakeing up at the first sign of movement, jumping between us, making me drop her off first and we were entering his(the cock blocker's) drive way, not allowing me or her to exchange phone numbers, this all acts of true COCK BLOCKING, COCK BLOCK, COCK BLOCKED, COCK BLOCKER."

4. Any person or group of persons interfering with an attempt someone is making to have sex with someone else.
2)The City of Pittsburgh.
3)That twitchy guy who just ruined the mood.

5. tha fat ugly bitch that every group of fine ladies comes equipped with. she blocks all cock, unless she gets some too

man1: Yo it's your turn to keep the cock block occ upied son.
man2: Werd take one for the team.
man3: FUCK.

6. A cock block is when two males are moving in the same girl and the fellow with no chance prevents the second male from advancing on the girl. He cock blocked the second guy and both lose.

7. when a girl refuses to do anything with anyone and will not touch penis.. may flaunt their shit but wont touch the dick!

8. A block made out of cocks.


*The ONLY exception to this rule is if a guy wont leave a woman alone and no one else has steped up.*

[Roq]

my ex would have sex with my whenever, she was seriously hornier than I was and no matter how bad the relationship got she always still wanted sex. nothing would stop her!

[MrBored]

you lucky fuck...

[Hitman]

I only cockblock when i'm drunk and in the clubs.. I figured hey who who gives a fuck, i'm drunk, she's looking good and I don't know the guy so fuck it.

I say it's ok to cockblock if you get a signal from the female that she wants you to intervene.. say last night I was at a club and this chick was dancing with some guy but I had to have her cause she was really hot.. me being the smooth guy that I am I walked by and when she looked at me I could tell that she was undressing me in her mind so I proceeded to her rear and the dancing began... lol I think once she took my hands and wrapped them around her stomach the looser in the front got the idea and walked away... ahhh some never win.

[Downfall]

yeah i have definelty done the whole dancing thing. It works great...you can just tell sometimes when a woman doesnt want to be dancing with a guy but he wont go away.

I guess I need to add to my definition list then.....this is the exeption

[Hitman]

lol, exactly.. perfect and only time it's allowed.

[SaintDL]

yeah i think so too.

[comlink]

Downfall, great post! Kept me laughing for well over 2 minutes, which is amazing.

[cr3am]

Remember the commercial where a guy and a girl were in a laundrymat and the guy kept hitting on the girl, but dorkiest way ever. He kept saying the stupidest things you could imagine. Then another guy walks in, frenches her, and says, "Hey honey." The dork says "Oh, I'm.... sorry." Then the kissing guy says, "Hi, I'm Jack," and the girl says "Hi, Veronica".

Awesomest commercial ever. I only wish I could see that occation somewhere so that I can just do that.

[Kain]

Originally posted by Downfall
*breaks out Downfalls Official Dictionary of ussless Knowledge*


You should print out the whole book and send it to a company, im sure they will print it.... oh and could you send me a copy?