Lord BearFocker For President

[OhioU|BearFocker]

Who would vote for me, come on ?

[Bigolli]

will there be t-shirts??

[Odm]

Not me...

[Yian]

Come one guys, how about me? Here are my policies:

1) Reduced military budget and increased education budget so everyone can enjoy high quality education. Sick and tired of paying $2 every meal and get only plain Pizza or pretzel? No problem! By hiring food companies for public schools, we not only effectively control the overweight problem that becoming more and more frequent among our kids, but also increase job oppertunity and reduce the unemployment! It is only possible through re-balanced budgets for the states.

2) Cut the Iraqi crap and focus on the domestic affairs: So what if we get rid of the dictators and help the nations to rebuild? We get hate and criticism in return! I say call the soldiers home so they don't eat a grenade or two on a daily basis, and save big money!

3) Federal Insurance Regulation Act (FIRA): Getting sick but have no insurancre? Need an exam but your plan doesn't cover it? Tired of being bothered by change of policies every month? It's time to get capitalism out of our most basic need: our health! The fat and greed insurance companies don't care about your health, but we do! This bill will prevent insurance companies being operated as coporation and thus give us a better medicare enviroment:

a) The budget of medicare is running sgort and being reduced each year. If we do not change this system now, soon we will have no medicare (collapse of the system!) Governmential agencies handle policies with better efficiency and could truly benifit the people!

b) Many people are using up too much valuable medical resources while they do not need them. What's the point of keeping a brain-dead man going with feeding tubes for years while there are people who need the same amount of resource to live a health life? It's time to redefine "health" and give the resource to those who need the most!!

c ) The quality of our medicare is simplay ridiculesly low! US is the only industrialized nation in this world that does not have a social medicare plan being covered by the government. In Denmarl, Norway, or Britain, people receive more health care resource than us and don't have to worry about the insurance companies tricks! Why do people have to pay for their right to live when it is the "lane of the freedom?"

d) Time to break the myth of "less tax is better"! So what if you get to keep all your money in your closet? They won't help anyone, not even yourself, when there is no enough funding for medical research or budget for medical staff! We are losing nurses and doctors fast and we must relocate the resource to keep them inline to ensure the quality of medicare, and we need people's help on this one!

4) Federal Commercial & Advertisement Agency (FCAA): This organization will closely monitor the quality and the usage of commercials and advertisements on the accord of freedom of speech and the Constitution. Special Information Analysis Association (SIAA) will be established and sting operations and FBI raids would be carried out against spyware, pop-ups, and virus hackers' makers. Get spam mailers jailed for years!

5) Food & Drug Genome Alternation Monitoring Act (FDGAMA): We must stop the pruduction of cheaply and crappily produced drugs and food, especially genetically altered meat product which will harm the overall health status of our citizens. We want safe beef and corn!

there are more, but I think this is enough for now....

[future man]

Originally posted by Yian
Come one guys, how about me? Here are my policies:

1) Reduced military budget and increased education budget so everyone can enjoy high quality education. Sick and tired of paying $2 every meal and get only plain Pizza or pretzel? No problem! By hiring food companies for public schools, we not only effectively control the overweight problem that becoming more and more frequent among our kids, but also increase job oppertunity and reduce the unemployment! It is only possible through re-balanced budgets for the states.

2) Cut the Iraqi crap and focus on the domestic affairs: So what if we get rid of the dictators and help the nations to rebuild? We get hate and criticism in return! I say call the soldiers home so they don't eat a grenade or two on a daily basis, and save big money!

3) Federal Insurance Regulation Act (FIRA): Getting sick but have no insurancre? Need an exam but your plan doesn't cover it? Tired of being bothered by change of policies every month? It's time to get capitalism out of our most basic need: our health! The fat and greed insurance companies don't care about your health, but we do! This bill will prevent insurance companies being operated as coporation and thus give us a better medicare enviroment:

a) The budget of medicare is running sgort and being reduced each year. If we do not change this system now, soon we will have no medicare (collapse of the system!) Governmential agencies handle policies with better efficiency and could truly benifit the people!

b) Many people are using up too much valuable medical resources while they do not need them. What's the point of keeping a brain-dead man going with feeding tubes for years while there are people who need the same amount of resource to live a health life? It's time to redefine "health" and give the resource to those who need the most!!

c ) The quality of our medicare is simplay ridiculesly low! US is the only industrialized nation in this world that does not have a social medicare plan being covered by the government. In Denmarl, Norway, or Britain, people receive more health care resource than us and don't have to worry about the insurance companies tricks! Why do people have to pay for their right to live when it is the "lane of the freedom?"

d) Time to break the myth of "less tax is better"! So what if you get to keep all your money in your closet? They won't help anyone, not even yourself, when there is no enough funding for medical research or budget for medical staff! We are losing nurses and doctors fast and we must relocate the resource to keep them inline to ensure the quality of medicare, and we need people's help on this one!

4) Federal Commercial & Advertisement Agency (FCAA): This organization will closely monitor the quality and the usage of commercials and advertisements on the accord of freedom of speech and the Constitution. Special Information Analysis Association (SIAA) will be established and sting operations and FBI raids would be carried out against spyware, pop-ups, and virus hackers' makers. Get spam mailers jailed for years!

5) Food & Drug Genome Alternation Monitoring Act (FDGAMA): We must stop the pruduction of cheaply and crappily produced drugs and food, especially genetically altered meat product which will harm the overall health status of our citizens. We want safe beef and corn!

there are more, but I think this is enough for now....
Sounds pretty lame, but if you'd legalize pot, meth, and blow, I'd vote for ya.

[No Soul]

No, vote for me, LORD SOUL!!!1!!1!!

I shall be come a despot and rule all!

I will start a war with South America and conquer their asses and bring you the finest drugs in the world(subpar)!!

I shall turn the country into a huge Las Vegas city!! With prostitution LEGAL!! Guns too.

I shall bring all 3rd world countries into MY CONTROL!!! MWHAHAHAA...and.......free prostitutes*

Anyone that challenges my power shall die, then be raped, then tossed in a ditch where wolves can eat the dead carcus

All idiots will die under my Golden Fist.

...*advisors whisper the teh Lord*

Money?!? Fuck that, all you need is a gun a lot of drugs.


...

\/()+3 4 +3h |_()2|)!1!!11!!


*Top quality hookers and/or prostitutes

[Yian]

Originally posted by future man
Sounds pretty lame, but if you'd legalize pot, meth, and blow, I'd vote for ya.
Legalize pot!? I'm thinking about banning the cigarattes.

[cr3am]

Will there be "Free hat"? (If you don't watch South Park, don't ask)

[Yian]

No, Hat stays where he is now.

[OhioU|BearFocker]

Ill give you all free condoms, the for her pleasure ones too

vote me !

[Digital Pimp]

Vote for me. 2 Girls for Every guy!!!

1. I would turn the world into 1 massive city. No open land left at all.

2. Drinking Age lowered to 14 yrs. old

3. No drug laws except everything is legal. But, must be done in Imperial Drug Centers.

4. The military would be run by a massive A.I. System.

5. Will think of others later on.

[Rhenna]

Originally posted by Digital Pimp
Vote for me. 2 Girls for Every guy!!!

1. I would turn the world into 1 massive city. No open land left at all.

2. Drinking Age lowered to 14 yrs. old

3. No drug laws except everything is legal. But, must be done in Imperial Drug Centers.

4. The military would be run by a massive A.I. System.

5. Will think of others later on.

Those are terrible concepts!
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Many of you guys wouldn't know what to do with ONE woman, much less TWO. (Don't deny it!)
1.) That would mean that no matter where one lived, you'd be in someway connected to Newark, New Jersey, and that's too frightening to think about.
2.) Can we at least let kids get through 8th grade before they show up for school with hangovers?
3.) "Drivin' that train, high on cocaine..." No, thanks. I'll walk.
4.) SkyNet, here we come.
5.) Maybe just re-think these, first.

By the way, no offense, DP. ;)

[Odm]

lol, Rhenna, I think he was joking...

[Digital Pimp]

Yes I was

[cr3am]

Originally posted by Rhenna
Many of you guys wouldn't know what to do with ONE woman, much less TWO. (Don't deny it!) Maybe we would if you all weren't so damn confusing!

Except for the one girl I hooked up with over summer (friends with benefits sort of thing), I've never met a girl that didn't turn everything complicated. What more do you need than two people liking each other? I dunno, but most girls need something else.

[OhioU|BearFocker]

Except for the one girl I hooked up with over summer (friends with benefits sort of thing), I've never met a girl that didn't turn everything complicated. What more do you need than two people liking each other? I dunno, but most girls need something else.

I think she was hinting towards female anatomy

[cr3am]

Originally posted by OhioU|BearFocker
I think she was hinting towards female anatomy Even so. It's just never good enough for a girl.

[Bigolli]

Originally posted by cr3am
Even so. It's just never good enough for a girl.

LMAO :D
you just dont do it right, i've never had any complaints ;)

[cr3am]

Originally posted by Bigolli
LMAO :D
you just dont do it right, i've never had any complaints ;) I don't know many girls that actually SAY that someone sucks. I mean, you think she's gonna say "I didn't like your motion, I would've given it a C-!" NO WAY! Not unless she's a bitch.

[Downfall]

hehe....she has a little clipboard and is marking and writing down stuff whil youre doing her..like drivers ed but with sex

[mR-D]

Originally posted by Yian
I'm thinking about banning the cigarattes.

NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111!!!11!1!!

[dimsum411]

Originally posted by Downfall
hehe....she has a little clipboard and is marking and writing down stuff whil youre doing her..like drivers ed but with sex

i have a license to sex :)

[Hobbes874]

I have a license to kill, so there!

[future man]

Originally posted by Yian
Legalize pot!? I'm thinking about banning the cigarattes.
Ha, you suck, Nazi. I'm gonna jump you and make you snort some blow.

[Chimera[NL]]

ehm....how about vote for me....I'm Dutch?

[Downfall]

vote for Downfall!!!im uh........damn........ahh screw it......

[Odm]

Vote for me as mod! My name is an anagram of it...

[Chimera[NL]]

Originally posted by Odm
Vote for me as mod! My name is an anagram of it...

It's also a anagram of the Dutch word of dumb (dom).

Just kiddin with ya.

[Odm]

Originally posted by Chimera[NL]
It's also a anagram of the Dutch word of dumb (dom).

Just kiddin with ya. Lol. I'd be the dom mod...

[Chimera[NL]]

Originally posted by Odm
..dommod...

that's what we Dutch call a palyndroom. (If I'm not mistaken.) Which is a word that is the same from left to right and vice versa.

Just read my own post......mayor geek alert

[Odm]

Originally posted by Chimera[NL]
that's what we Dutch call a palyndroom. (If I'm not mistaken.) Which is a word that is the same from left to right and vice versa.

Just read my own post......mayor geek alert In English we spell it "palindrome". It means the same thing...

[Chimera[NL]]

Originally posted by Odm
In English we spell it "palindrome". It means the same thing...
yup

[MrBored]

Turtle

[sideshowbob]

Turtle head?

[Smapdey]

Racecar!

I'd vote for the Dutch!

I can figure out what to do with 6 women. I fuck one while one cleans, cooks, does my homework, massages me, and the other one goes and brings home some money.

Wait, I forgot one. The one I beat when I get pissed.

HAHAHAHA!!!!


Okay, that was sick, I'm sorry.

[MrBored]

Why not do them at the same time, or order them to do each other while you watch?

[WhoGivesARatsAss]

Originally posted by MrBored
Why not do them at the same time, or order them to do each other while you watch?

masturbating while 6 chicks bang each other.. cool!

[MrBored]

make sure you get it on video as well, then after the warm up session you can have them all go at you at once.