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Phoosh
March 10th, 2003, 09:40 PM
Alright. Who would win? *awaits everyone to say Phoosh*
cr3am
March 10th, 2003, 11:14 PM
laf... absent
me!!1
Yian
March 11th, 2003, 08:40 AM
me....me! me!
blind_mad_cow
March 11th, 2003, 10:51 AM
Phoosh.
just look at him, he has 2 pistols!
Yian
March 11th, 2003, 03:29 PM
So...? My eyes emits laser beams....
blind_mad_cow
March 11th, 2003, 06:05 PM
havent noticed that yet.
cr3am
March 11th, 2003, 07:32 PM
my cr3am chokes you too fast.... plus i have Triple T on my side
Smapdey
March 11th, 2003, 09:21 PM
All of you, look. I've got Smap. You don't even know what that is. It kicks everything you have, put together's ass. When you guys get Smap (You never will, you may as well kill yourselves now) then you might have a chance. But you never will! HAHAHA!!
I AM THE KEEPER OF SMAP!!
blind_mad_cow
March 11th, 2003, 09:26 PM
lol...well, i have the mad cow disease :p
btw, eventho Mr. Tate is cool, i liked the EGG better!
cr3am
March 11th, 2003, 09:27 PM
yeah, but your smap is calnceled out by your dey, so it doesn't even compare to the destructive force of my cr3am, Terry Tate, AND my subliminal messages (see sig)
blind_mad_cow
March 11th, 2003, 09:31 PM
mmmmmmmmm, belly dancers!
lemme see one!
Smapdey
March 11th, 2003, 09:46 PM
What subliminal messages?
Anyways, out of nowhere yesterday, I drove up to a Navy recruitment station and signed up. Weird.
cr3am
March 11th, 2003, 09:47 PM
i'm not too sure.... but i can do some super-liminal messages on you if you like....
HEY YOU! JOIN THE NAVY!
blind_mad_cow
March 11th, 2003, 09:50 PM
how about i just be one of the village ppl and call it a deal?
cr3am
March 11th, 2003, 09:51 PM
Originally posted by blind_mad_cow
how about i just be one of the village ppl and call it a deal? :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: simpsons, man
Phoosh
March 11th, 2003, 09:52 PM
Although I appreciate your support Blind Mad Cow, I must insist I disagree with your user status....I leave no survivors.
Smapdey has Smap power. But it sounds too close to papsmear in a way. Smap...Papsm....hmmm...which is a very gross/hot power....But I would rape him. literally.
blind_mad_cow
March 11th, 2003, 09:54 PM
oh really?
hmmmm...i coulda sworn that you killed dear ole sis instead of me...maybe i did it :)
Bobz0r
March 11th, 2003, 09:59 PM
Im pretty sure I would own all you n00bs. At my school, we have a thing called Thursday Night Fights. At the pond by my school, all the guys pull up and leave their lights on and people fight, one on one, two on two, ive even seen a 4 on 4. The rule is, If it is your first time at Thursday Night Fights, you have to fight (a la Fight Club). The previous statement was actually made AFTER fight club came out. Thursday Night Fights was started in 1997 when this guy Matt King, and this other guy James Squires went to the pond to brawl one day. Lots of people came and watched, and after they were done, other people fought. (Ive been goin for 2 years, and its kinda strange once u start to go, but it gets much cooler after.). Our school has NO fights, at all. You fight, you get expelled. They are all such bastards there, so a class before me decided to find a place to fight. When fight club came out, so many people started showing up, that we all just decided to say that we started it becase of the movie. LOL some people are so dumb.
Phoosh
March 11th, 2003, 10:17 PM
One time I hit a kid so hard the bone in his nose went into his mouth and he spit it out.
blind_mad_cow
March 11th, 2003, 10:29 PM
what, you couldnt pick on someone your own age?
Phoosh
March 11th, 2003, 10:33 PM
he was 19. I was 16
blind_mad_cow
March 11th, 2003, 10:34 PM
changeing the story up to make it look like you were the younger one ehh?...i was behind the bushes watching that day!
Phoosh
March 11th, 2003, 11:47 PM
alright, he was in a wheelchair, but he deserved it!
haha
nah. I never get into fights. I just murder people randomly.
Smapdey
March 12th, 2003, 08:34 AM
I've been in a few fights. They either range from me getting angry enough to really fuck someone up. Or me making them laugh so hard they fall down and we both leave unscathed.
Phoosh
March 12th, 2003, 09:59 AM
I've actually only been punched in the face twice. And both times, I laughed. Not because it didnt hurt, just because I think it scares the other person if you're reaction to their hit is laughter. And then I went crazy. And tore their legs off.
Smapdey
March 12th, 2003, 10:38 AM
My friend walker tried to punch me but he missed so I grabbed his arm and brained him against a wall and then he tried to do the same to me and I started laughing and then ten minutes later of him trying he finally did it.
Phoosh
March 12th, 2003, 11:03 AM
I choke people out. If you get a headlock on someone, you can make them passout pretty quick. And then you can put paper in their mouth and jump on their stomachs. Try setting up a basketball net and seeing between you and your friends who can score the best with unconsciousjim shooting paper out of his mouth.
Phoosh
March 12th, 2003, 11:03 AM
Wait...walker? Texas ranger? That guys invincible!
Bobz0r
March 13th, 2003, 09:12 PM
thursday night fights was awesome today...
i beat the shit outta this little freshman who thought he could handle me. he got his ass handed to him.
cr3am
March 13th, 2003, 09:46 PM
The first night they come... their ass is a wad of cookie dough... after a month, they're carved outta wood