View Full Version : Hot dog buns!!!
Obscurus
March 3rd, 2003, 08:57 AM
Here in the goddamned good ole' US of A the damned hot dog buns come in packs of twelve! The hot dogs (assorted animal anuses and scrotums) come in packs of eight! So after all you cracker jack mathematicians crack out the sci. calcs. you see my quandary! Why can't the companies behind the cow anuses get in contact with the cancer causing white-chemical laden-bread manufactuers and sport a deal?? Can anyone enlighten my confused ass?
Adiamante
March 3rd, 2003, 09:29 AM
They do have a deal. To get an even number you have to buy 2 packs of buns and 3 packs of weenies. That way they get more money from those obsessive compulsive people. Myself.........I just eat the hotdog buns by themselves. If I'm gonna get cancer I might as well like what I'm doing.
Smapdey
March 3rd, 2003, 09:51 AM
Did you know that you can use those buns for anything? It's amazing! I use them for condoms, tires repair kits, and even the processor in my computer! Mmmmm... Processor...
future man
March 3rd, 2003, 04:42 PM
I have have one keeping my testis attached to my body.
Yian
March 5th, 2003, 11:34 AM
Dude, this is easy! Always buy the buns and dogs with the ratio
Adiamante has just gave you!
Buns : Dogs = 2 : 3!
Never fear! We are smart! Corporations do not screw us up!