Fuck Deserts

[future man]

Im living in El Paso and Im gonna spend my spring break looking at houses in Arizona, does anyone else here live in a desert. Jesus Christ I feel like blowing my head off every time i walk outside in the morning.

[cr3am]

la's a fuckin desert

[Freakonaleash89]

look on the bright side man, no fucking yard to mow and no fucking trees to drop fucking leaves that you have to fucking blow off the fucking yard. deserts aint so bad

[Shadow]

fucking leaves that you have to fucking blow

:P that came out wrong :P

[future man]

I have a big ass tree in my yard, might be the only one in this part of texas....i have to rake alot.

[Smapdey]

I like in Corrales, that's a desert. I concur with you, now is about the only time of the year when the weather is nice!

[Magical Fruit]

Well i live in a fucking desert as you call it. I live in reno nevada. This place isnt too bad. We got sunshine and the sierra nevadas right here. it can be 70 degrees in town and i can take a 30 minute drive and be up in the snow on my board. I do miss the greeness of washington, but not the shitty weather that makes it green. just be happy you dont live in ireland.

[cr3am]

$50 a month to get a mexican to do the lawn thing for me :D

[future man]

they dont let mexicans on post ....damn government

[future man]

this just in...i have a large thing growing in my lip...god dammit

[blind_mad_cow]

down here below San Antonio it aint so bad. We get flooded out every so often, we get a 3-4 month drought during the summer and i think the desert has some heat wave comp. from down here...about 100 is a normal temperature here, what about el paso?

[cr3am]

ROFL! 3-4 month drought!!! ROFL LOL ROFL LOL ROFL LOL!!!

i think the average number of rain in days here is 12... around that

[blind_mad_cow]

serious dude, its bad during the summer time.

there is an old saying...

(pertaining to a fat woman)-- She can keep you warm in the winter and shade you in the summer. --that being true you see alot of fat ppl here.

[Smapdey]

I probably will not see rain again until august.

[Bobz0r]

who cares about rain when you have enough bud, booze, and bitches to last you until new years?

[Phoosh]

Boo hoo drought drought drought.

Today, in Canada, mother nature put 7 feet of white shit on my head

[blind_mad_cow]

if you stopped saving your "jiz" and dumping it on yourself when the jars get full you wouldnt have that problem would you?

[Phoosh]

Im sure someone will come along who will appreciate my seed.

[blind_mad_cow]

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[Phoosh]

"its ok Phoosh...they laugh at you now...but just wait..."

Hang on a second. I dont have anything that will change their opinion of me. I'm screwed. Dammit, back to suicide for me.

[Smapdey]

You've gotta go pass your seed on though, go fill some squeeze bottles that ketchup is in sometimes, and then walk around the mall and squirt it up skirts and what not. Hopefully we'll get one or two little phooshs defiling and what-not.

Or just fill the ketchup bottles and leave them for someone to use.

[Phoosh]

Well I took your advice but I was too afraid to go around malls....so I just left in in the fri...OH NO! MA!