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November 10th, 2003, 09:58 PM
Today, while sitting and listening to my music, I ventured to the drawer to get a bag of Chex Mix. I prefer the "traditional mix" although, I have two bags. One "traditional" and ther other "Cheese Mix." Now, I began to think what is the difference between these two. One could say that the "cheese" mix simply is "tradtional" covered in cheese. Others, like I, believe that there is no difference due to "reductio de absurdo." For those lesser in intelligence it means, reduction to the absurd. A practice that I believe was used by many great minds such as Aristotle and Phobos.
So anyway, I took the traditional. I like them better. My favortie better is the sweet blend of salts and grain. The best example of this being, The Bagel Chip. Yes, the Bagel Chip, the most saught after element in a bag of Chex Mix. I also believe that great minds such as Churchill and Darwin would fight over these delectible bites of matter.
What makes you grab the Bagel Chip? Its not just plain luck. This equation I made today involves factors such as: oil on your hand, dirt on you hand, wind, time of day, size of hand, size of bag and particle acceleration. It is as follows:
iff [<hsize>/(<hoil^3>/<hdirt> )] x [time-(time+1)*partspeed^wspeed] >= pi/<bagsize>
you have a 1 in 3 chance of getting a bagel chip.
Fascination in Chex Mix.
So anyway, I took the traditional. I like them better. My favortie better is the sweet blend of salts and grain. The best example of this being, The Bagel Chip. Yes, the Bagel Chip, the most saught after element in a bag of Chex Mix. I also believe that great minds such as Churchill and Darwin would fight over these delectible bites of matter.
What makes you grab the Bagel Chip? Its not just plain luck. This equation I made today involves factors such as: oil on your hand, dirt on you hand, wind, time of day, size of hand, size of bag and particle acceleration. It is as follows:
iff [<hsize>/(<hoil^3>/<hdirt> )] x [time-(time+1)*partspeed^wspeed] >= pi/<bagsize>
you have a 1 in 3 chance of getting a bagel chip.
Fascination in Chex Mix.