ROFL.... no way

[PHAT_ASS]

omg sorry guys but i just had to talk about this...

comming in 2004:

http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0367677/

DRACULA 3000 !!!!11 OMGZ TEH OWNZ

Plot Outline: Count Dracula terrorizes the crew of a spaceship.

OMFG THIS MOVIE WILL ROCK MY BALLS I HAFTA GO WAIT IN LINE NOW AND BUY TICKETS OMG THIS MOVIE IS FIRST CLASS!

now shoot me in the legs and tell me this is not happening

[blind_mad_cow]

Dracula....in space?

i know ur into that stuff, but thats pushing it kinda far dont you think?

[Bobz0r]

any movie that has coolio in it is awesome.... a must see.

[future man]

This my friend, is another one of those beached whale threads.

[Digital Pimp]

Sorry to bust your bubble but its a S.T.V. Straight To Video movie.

[Docta Beeeer]

Sweet! This movie's gonna rock!

[WhoGivesARatsAss]

whats with states and vampires.. i mean why are americans so obsessed w/ em?

[future man]

Originally posted by WhoGivesARatsAss
whats with states and vampires.. i mean why are americans so obsessed w/ em?
Because we rock.

[blind_mad_cow]

i dunno, from what i can remember they usually never stay near the top of the charts for very long. I dont pay to watch those kind of movies...i like comedy and stuff like the matrix and LOTR's kinda stuff.

Originally posted by future man
Because we rock.
:rolleyes: its just not my style i guess.

[WhoGivesARatsAss]

Originally posted by future man
Because we rock.

vampire movies are good only if there is nudity.. actually any vampire movie without it sucks coz there is nothing to pay attention to.. like the blade movies.. they were so lame.. wah wah.. i am a steel wielding vampire killer.. wait my mommy was a vamp too.. damn!

[cr3am]

Originally posted by WhoGivesARatsAss
vampire movies are good only if there is nudity.. actually any vampire movie without it sucks coz there is nothing to pay attention to.. like the blade movies.. they were so lame.. wah wah.. i am a steel wielding vampire killer.. wait my mommy was a vamp too.. damn! WGARA just gave me a theory. Americans in general don't really give a shit how great a movie is. We'll watch damn near anything, and as long as someone's dying in it, it's good enough.

[Shadow]

Correction... as long as there're hot nude chicks in it.*

[blind_mad_cow]

Originally posted by Shadow
Correction... as long as there're hot nude chicks in it.*

OMFGZ BANNED!!11


look at that post count go up!

[WhoGivesARatsAss]

yeah that is actually human nature cr3am.. this other day we were at a friend's house.. all cousins and shit in one place and we made two little kids ages 7 and 8 fight each other.. saying its wrestling.. kick him in the balls.. do the punches and what not.. that was seriously retarded.. thankfully i wasnt part of the flaming only watching.. the poor brats were best friends.. after we were done w/ them they were worst enemies.. and u wont believe me the fight lasted over 1.5 hrs and they did some of the amazing wrestling tricks.. like choke slam and what not.. it was brutal to say the least!..

i still feel sorry for them and hate the bastards that made them fight!

and yeah people will watch anything w/ nudity.. its a fact!

[Shadow]

WGARA, that's the worst thing i've read in a long time. :eek: :eek: :eek:

[future man]

Originally posted by WhoGivesARatsAss
vampire movies are good only if there is nudity.. actually any vampire movie without it sucks coz there is nothing to pay attention to.. like the blade movies.. they were so lame.. wah wah.. i am a steel wielding vampire killer.. wait my mommy was a vamp too.. damn!
I was talking about Americans, just being an ass.

[WhoGivesARatsAss]

Originally posted by Shadow
WGARA, that's the worst thing i've read in a long time. :eek: :eek: :eek:

I know dude.. i did try and stop them but one of the kids attempted a kick in the balls on me and after that.. lets just say i preferred the background!.. ok not really but it was close.. thank you LORD for uber 2 millisecond ball protecting reflexes.. or else.. ahem..

but seriously.. i hated it.. i just couldnt stop 15 cousins alone now could i.. btw the 7 yr old almost got a black eye!

[WhoGivesARatsAss]

Originally posted by future man
I was talking about Americans, just being an ass.

haha!

[Trustkill]

Oi....this sounds frightening. Not in the scarey movie sense either.

[blind_mad_cow]

poor kids...shame on those so called adults! are they adults?

[Downfall]

everyone involved with the movie should be castrates with their own small pinky toe

[WhoGivesARatsAss]

Originally posted by blind_mad_cow
poor kids...shame on those so called adults! are they adults?

well most of em were around 14-18 yrs except the 3 of us (over 22).. and atleast 1 of them wasnt enjoying it (me)..

that would actually make for a good mindnumbing gre question..

so how many of them were enjoying it?

[blind_mad_cow]

Originally posted by WhoGivesARatsAss
so how many of them were enjoying it?

i dunno, YOU tell me, you were there!

[WhoGivesARatsAss]

2 adults and 10 teens were enjoying it..

15 cousins
2 fighting
1 not enjoying
3 adults - 1 not enjoying

= 2 adults and 10 teen cousins were enjoying the fight.. simple eh?

[MrBored]

how bizzare.

[PHAT_ASS]

no man i dont think you guys get it....

dracula....in a space ship....:eek:

wtf didn't jason already do that and failed miserably!?

shit man you gotta be pretty stupid to make a plotline this dumb, and i dunno how the dude has the ballz to make dracula 3000 when dracula 2000 was horrid (in a non scary kind of way, more in a OMFG THIS MOVIE SUCKS kinda way)

[Kain]

Sounds like another crappy movies [sounds like something outta Angry Beavers... dun dun, duhh!!!!]

[Digital Pimp]

Angry Beavers was a great show, loved how they animated cheap 50s esque horror films like what this sounds like. all the great nickelodeon shows are gone now. Replaced with shows that are all fart jokes or insulent kids who are disrespectful to their parents. Where did the days go when kids knew their place under their parents and now there is all this kids are equal to their parents shit on the television and in movies. America is really falling apart in that area. There might as well not be families anymore just people who live together in a house which is what America is becoming nowadays.

[Hobbes874]

Dracula is SPACE!!!! WOE WOOEOOO!!! *other random sounds* eh sounds like a dumb idea for a movie :(, they need a movie with hot chicks blowing the crap out of everything(something other than Charlies Angels). Now that's a movie I would go see!