Goal?

[SaintDL]

i was playing soccer this afternoon at the beach. Then this guy went and try a goal kick in my nuts. Fucking hurts...


man... i'm gonna have my hands cover my belows everytime i play soccer from now on.

[xenophage]

ouch man..... painfull
Next time wear an ab guard ( not too sure what it's called but im talking about the same shit cricketers wear)

[cr3am]

I was playing tennis baseball one time, I was pitcher, the kid hit it (with both hands mind you) as hard as he can and it went straight for my balls.

Everyone share you balls-getting-hit stories.

[Digital Pimp]

Some kid, he's always been an ass towards me, basically was jealous of me in the way he made fun of me. He made insults when I got an 8.50 an hour job at the local hospital. 8.50 an hour to any high school student is amazing here in FL. But yea so he was in my tennis 1 class and he had a racket and ball and hit the ball as hard as he could at me while I was talking to others and was not paying attention to him. Obviously the ball hit me in my nuts, must have been going maybe 50 mph or more. I walked wierd for the rest of that week. Hurt like hell, have not experienced pain like that since except once, but that's another story for another day.

[WhoGivesARatsAss]

well thankfully i havent been hit on the nuts.. except a few times when we used to play ball with the nuts.. grabbing/slapping/jacking each other in school.. but yeah thats about it.. nothing too serious.. once it hurt me for over an hour and i think thats about it..

nut punches are cruel.. never do that in school mind you!

[NiteX]

never did nut punches before, im glad i didnt... but alot of girls at my school like to hit guys in the nuts if they get pissed off at any little thing... you see when a guy yells in pain and falls to the ground holding his nuts girl gets a good laugh at it.... it pisses me off! how would they like to be hit in the nuts!!!!

[future man]

Once I walked into the gym right after our little panamanian soccer star had kicked a fucking basketball towards the door, that hurt like hell.

[REBEL_AU]

Well last year some guy that was pissed off at me hit me in the balls with a cricket bat.
Before I hell to the ground and puked (no joke) i threw a cricket ball at his face at point blank range.

[comlink]

Rebel! Ow! Good hit with the ball though.

[Silence]

dang, i remember when in the summer i was riden my bike in the forrest with pals, and then i made a nice jump and then SHAZAAAMMMM!! . i was rollin on the ground and it started to go dark....:(

[Trustkill]

Originally posted by future man
Once I walked into the gym right after our little panamanian soccer star had kicked a fucking basketball towards the door, that hurt like hell.
THAT FUCKING SUX! I've had my face in the way of a flying basketball and it fucking hurt like a bitch. It kinda left a burn mark above my eyebrow.

I got cracked in the ankle twice in one game by the asshole pitcher in my last year of playing baseball. Now, every spring I get what feels like a mild arthritis in that ankle for about 3-4 weeks. Dont know if getting beaned twice in one game was what did it but it's the only reason I could ever come up with....and that was just almost 11 years ago.

Oh yea...that cricket story. You Aussies are maniacs, I would have my ass handed to me 5 hours after I got off the plane cause I would say something that would rub ya the wrong way.

[REBEL_AU]

Originally posted by Trustkill6six6
Oh yea...that cricket story. You Aussies are maniacs, I would have my ass handed to me 5 hours after I got off the plane cause I would say something that would rub ya the wrong way.
I hate people assuming that most australians are like Steve Irwin.
He does not represent the views of most australians in any way, shape or form.

[future man]

Originally posted by REBEL_AU
I hate people assuming that most australians are like Steve Irwin.
He does not represent the views of most australians in any way, shape or form.

But you still love cricket right? And I'm sure you have a pet kangaroo, you should post pics.

[REBEL_AU]

Originally posted by future man
But you still love cricket right? And I'm sure you have a pet kangaroo, you should post pics.
Yes I still love cricket.
No i dont have a pet kangaroo but i know people who have kangaroos living in their backyard.
and if your keep that shit up ill attack you with my boomerang.

[Trustkill]

Originally posted by REBEL_AU
I hate people assuming that most australians are like Steve Irwin.
He does not represent the views of most australians in any way, shape or form.
I didnt know that I compared you to Steve Irwin. After seeing him I thought that EVERY Austrailian was just like him since he is the 1st an only Austrailian I've EVER seen I thought in my tiny mind that "hey, REBEL_AU must be crazy like that Steve Irwin guy. Hyuk huyk"

Dont be ignorant REBEL, I was just messing with you. I say that you guys are crazy because you are. My old roomate was origianly from Austrailia (only till he was 5) and he was almost as nuts as me. This isnt a "racial" thing or whatever. It's called "having fun", and even if it's at your expense laugh at it anyway.

[iplayguitar]

I was shot in the nuts with an paintball gun on full auto. It took me a few days to recover.

[REBEL_AU]

Originally posted by Trustkill6six6
I didnt know that I compared you to Steve Irwin. After seeing him I thought that EVERY Austrailian was just like him since he is the 1st an only Austrailian I've EVER seen I thought in my tiny mind that "hey, REBEL_AU must be crazy like that Steve Irwin guy. Hyuk huyk"

Dont be ignorant REBEL, I was just messing with you. I say that you guys are crazy because you are. My old roomate was origianly from Austrailia (only till he was 5) and he was almost as nuts as me. This isnt a "racial" thing or whatever. It's called "having fun", and even if it's at your expense laugh at it anyway.

I thought it was funny and it didn't bother me.
i thought the threat with the boomerang gave that away.

[Trustkill]

Ooops. Sorry, how bout a hug? Kiss? ok, just a hug.

[REBEL_AU]

*slowly backs away*
you scare me.

[Trustkill]

Are you backing away because my breath? (pops a tic tac in mouth) Ok, pucker up sweetheart.

[Downfall]

you better hope he aint talking about your arse

[Trustkill]

his arse? no way. That would be really gay Downfall. I dont want to be gay.

[Downfall]

well thats good. here have more tic-tacks

happy hunting

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