View Full Version : Sex or Games?
Bluu
March 3rd, 2003, 10:55 AM
Hi Guys!
Would you prefer to have sex with your girlfriend or to play some SplinterCell?
SixShooter
March 3rd, 2003, 11:11 AM
I would prefer to have sex with my girlfriend while playing Splinter Cell.
neXioz
March 3rd, 2003, 11:20 AM
i would prefer to have sex in splinter cell :) lol
Smapdey
March 3rd, 2003, 11:41 AM
I would like to play splinter cell on my girlfriend will having sex with my computer.
Shit.
neXioz
March 3rd, 2003, 11:51 AM
Originally posted by Smapdey
I would like to play splinter cell on my girlfriend will having sex with my computer.
Shit.
LOL!!
ash933
March 3rd, 2003, 12:56 PM
SplinterCell... GirlFriend is non-existant. muwhahah
Voivod
March 3rd, 2003, 02:42 PM
Actually, i'd prefer to play a strategy game, while having sex....that i way i could plan out moves while hitting it!
cjsneek
March 3rd, 2003, 02:45 PM
I'd like to splint her cell !!!
ash933
March 3rd, 2003, 03:59 PM
cjsneek, you are a genious.
:D
Raxc
March 3rd, 2003, 04:14 PM
hehe. brillant.
future man
March 3rd, 2003, 05:39 PM
One word my frineds, 1 hand playable DOA: Volleyball boob bouncing fest of pitiful teenager hard-ons.
cr3am
March 3rd, 2003, 05:54 PM
refer to my sig :cool:
Raxc
March 3rd, 2003, 06:43 PM
Hehe. is DOA volleyball even fun or do people just buy it for it's softcore-e-ness?
Smapdey
March 3rd, 2003, 07:58 PM
I still just use my computer and my pizza guy while I play on my girlfriend. I have these nice 5.1 speakers with lots of cables, I just have my pizza guy wrap them around Little Smap while I play tic-tac-toe with a marker on my girlfriend's naked ass.
True story.
Hobbes874
March 3rd, 2003, 10:26 PM
Both at the same time.......
kneo69
March 4th, 2003, 11:24 AM
What's Splinter Cell?:D
SaintDL
March 4th, 2003, 12:16 PM
i dun have a girlfriend, but let's supposed i do.
i will like to play splinter cell, in a abandon isolated prison cell, while my girlfren begs for me to fuck her dead. then she can sit on me bounce away while she helps me complete my mission in splinter cell. great scenario ah?
Yian
March 4th, 2003, 01:59 PM
hohoho... Beat me people, I would rather to have sex.
Hobbes874
March 4th, 2003, 03:38 PM
I eat babies :cool:
Raxc
March 4th, 2003, 04:57 PM
O..k
SaintDL
March 4th, 2003, 09:16 PM
what have babies gotta do with porn and games? i mean sex and games.
oh i know! sex game! but how the babies come along?
Raxc
March 4th, 2003, 09:53 PM
bleh
Yian
March 5th, 2003, 02:31 AM
Hey, they should make you able to EAT BABIES in Postal 2!
XEON
March 5th, 2003, 05:52 AM
You mean you can't !?! Man, I gotta cancel that pre-order ;) well I would if I actually had pre-ordered it
don't think even Postal 2 would stoop that low though!
Atebash
March 5th, 2003, 10:17 AM
Play Splinter Cell, of course. I can have sex any time I want, but I can play games only when I have free time which is almost none lately! :D
unskinnybob
March 6th, 2003, 04:45 AM
play splintercell... the bitch can blow me later.
Bobz0r
March 7th, 2003, 01:14 AM
yeah hobbes you killed it...
sex....
then play some asherons call 2
Freakonaleash89
March 7th, 2003, 06:02 PM
I would prefer to have sex with my girlfriend while playing Splinter Cell.
SixShooter, I really doubt you even have a girlfriend with that attitude. The girl always comes first. Besides unless you have a really bad woman, then games should be the last thing on your mind. Even if you are an editor for Actiontrip!
cr3am
March 7th, 2003, 06:20 PM
Originally posted by Freakonaleash89
SixShooter, I really doubt you even have a girlfriend with that attitude. The girl always comes first. Besides unless you have a really bad woman, then games should be the last thing on your mind. Even if you are an editor for Actiontrip! it's a joke :rolleyes:
Freakonaleash89
March 7th, 2003, 06:32 PM
I know it was a joke.
cr3am
March 7th, 2003, 06:38 PM
oh, well then, that response was TERRIBLE as a way to play along
Smapdey
March 7th, 2003, 07:03 PM
Let's beat him with soap!
cr3am
March 7th, 2003, 07:04 PM
Originally posted by Smapdey
Let's beat him with soap! ROFL! that came from NOWHERE, that cracks me the fuck up!!!!
Baboon
March 7th, 2003, 09:03 PM
To have sex with the box that splinter cell came in while looking through these forums on my computer!
Bobz0r
March 7th, 2003, 11:48 PM
but you cant do that, think of all the splinters (cell) that you would end up with, and thats just painful to think of
Magical Fruit
March 8th, 2003, 12:49 AM
i second the sex while playing games notion.