Amazon.Com Blows

[johnvalby]

I fucking ordered 3 games and a lousy fucking book about a month ago still didnt recieve shit!!! This is 3rd time i ordered from them, the 1st time the same thing happened.. On the 2nd occasion my shit came within 3 weeks.. How many people do they have working in the godam warehouse over there two? Never again.. i could of went and bought half the shit from EB at mall and be using it now!!! Fuck Em All!!!

[karny]

actually the reason they don't deliver in time is because the warehouse is IN the amazon and they have to get slaves to carry the items to the nearest train station which happens to be through miles and miiles of dence forrest, the slaves often die on their way out and if they are not found then your wares is lost for ever and probably stolen by the pigmy children that inhabit the surrounding forests.

[Downfall]

your gona have to go in there yourself and get them...ever read heart of Darkness?

[Rhenna]

When they first started, Amazon was amazing. I'd order something Monday morning, and, I swear to God, I'd receive it Thursday afternoon that same week. Pretty good, seeing that the house isn't exactly near civilization.

Now, it does take weeks, and I notice that they just UPS it to the Post Office, and then let those guys deal with it. ("What can 'Brown' do to you?") I'm about ready to cut them loose, myself.

[Roq]

I ordered a book for school and payed extra for 2 day shipping and it came in 6 days. That fucking pissed me off.

[RogerWilco]

Originally posted by karny
actually the reason they don't deliver in time is because the warehouse is IN the amazon and they have to get slaves to carry the items to the nearest train station which happens to be through miles and miiles of dence forrest, the slaves often die on their way out and if they are not found then your wares is lost for ever and probably stolen by the pigmy children that inhabit the surrounding forests.

Hilarious!!

[johnvalby]

Pigmy Children..Dammit! I knew it all along!! They all will pay!!!

[Yian]

Wow, i haven't ordered a thing for ages from them. I was trying to order Max Payne 2 from them once because it was on sale, but it gave me a series of errors and eventuallt it said that the item was out of stock. That was sad. I will go order it when it is on sale again, and see if they really do bad with the shipping myself. Hopefully the will cheer up by then.

[Colorblind]

Same thing happened to me with a new router. Went on ebay and cancelled my order with amazon.

Granted, buying used books from them always went well.